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Mauriah looked over the people that walked into the main room and silently judged them on how they dressed and carried themselves, sizing them up both as potential partners and rivals. She knew that she should feel bad for doing this, but she couldn't help herself. Everyone was here for the same reason and if multiple women attached to one man, it would be better to know what you were up to against. First, there was Maurice, and he was a blockhead. Next came in a girl with neck length brown hair, and a short black and white dress. She seemed lost and airheaded. Some guys liked that But the kind of man interested in that wouldn't be her type anyways. Then walked in a guy wearing a blue shirt and a face that reminded her of those monkeys with the really big noses. She stifled a laugh as a man who she recognized as being that bearded man from earlier approached her, his facial expression a bit critical looking before changing to something a bit more friendly. The laughing expression was still on her face, so she didn't have to try to smile at him. He introduced himself as Darren before taking a seat opposite of her.

Before she could reply, Wadsworth came in and fussed about the pairings, switching around some of the matched couples, but it didn't actually affect her or Darren at the very moment. He informed everyone that they would have 15 minutes with each man/woman here in this first round and then they were thrown to the dogs. It was around now that Mauriah realized that she had spent so much time picking out what to do here, she didn't actually prepare any conversation topics. Her mind seemed to freeze, but she couldn't just sit there in awkward silence so she just went with the first thing she could think of.

"So what do you do?" she stammered out, a nervous smile plastered on her face.

"I'm a physical therapist and personal trainer. What about you? I'm sure someone as vibrant as yourself lives a life full of exciting moments." He gave her a wide smile as he looked over her chosen outfit. Not his usual tastes in clothing but she seemed pleasant enough of a person so far (the whole two seconds that they'd been speaking). So that was good, right? He might be trying to lay on charm a little too thick but he was genuinely interested in even just making friendships while here even if it didn't lead to anything further.

"Hah, I wish my life was exciting as even this trip. I'm an architect for a firm in middling size. Most of my time is spent either answering emails, drawing, or arguing with developers." He seemed to be pretty naturally charming, the kind of guy who was able to make an awkward situation at the very least less awkward than it could be. That might be something you have to have to be a physical trainer. You probably see a lot of people in terrible shape and have to maintain a positive front about it.

"This trip is a hell of a thing, isn't it? Never once in my life did I imagine I'd be going on a singles' vacation. But an architect, that's impressive and admirable. Probably sounds more impressive since I don't do it for a living. I bet it has it's days where it tries your patience like any other job, right?" He chuckled and leaned back in his chair as he got more comfortable. This might not be too bad, he'd need to make a mental note not to judge the ladies by their clothing. "You said that your firm isn't huge, but is it based in one of the big cities or in a less hectic area?"

"My job really isn't very glamorous. You go to university and they give you this whole spiel about the grand history of architecture and fill your head with all these architectural principles. Then you get a job and your first client wants you to throw out all that good design in favor of creating three cookie cutter designs that they can mass produce and sell to naive homebuyers." It was around here that Mauriah realized she was beginning to rant and cut herself off. "Um. My firm is located in Norfolk, but we operate all around the state of Viginia. What about you?"

"I live in Washington State, a small place called Poulsbo. Got my own little office and training space there which is just starting to take off. Sounds like you kind of regret going to university, huh? There anything that you really enjoy in your work though? I'm sure you find little bits of joy in your day to day to make it through until finishing time." Well at least she was comfortable enough to ramble on and open up to him about something that was an important part of her life. So far so good. She was clearly intelligent, that was a plus in her favour. Things felt good so far, Darren just hoped they kept running this smoothly.

"I don't regret it one bit. It just gets irritating when people disregard professional knowledge. Imagine if people came up to you for weight loss training, but they wanted to do a diet of 3 buckets of fried chicken a day because it was popular and cheaper than buying fresh. It's something like that out in the suburbs." Things were going pretty well so far, but did Darren seem like dating material? At this point, probably not. Who knows, maybe something would change. It's only been about 3 or 4 minutes.

"Very good point, well put analogy." He chuckled and leaned back in his seat, his hands folding over his stomach as he considered what to ask her next. Mauriah was definitely attractive physically, not his usual type, but definitely good looking. She was smart and had a hell of a mind clearly but despite all these positives, he didn't quite feel that natural spark and flow with her. She'd be fun to get to know as a friend perhaps at the very least. "So what do you do in your spare time? Got any hobbies that you do or are maybe even interested in starting up?"

"I usually don't get too much free time, and I usually don't use it all that well. When I was younger I did some rollerblading, but you couldn't say that it was really a hobby or that I was much good at it." Some being maybe a couple hours a month. Younger being 8 years old when she got some used skates from a garage sale. Maurice got an oversized (for an 8 year old) skateboard from that sale and never used it except maybe once or twice.

"Ah, so if you don't have much free time I take it you don't often take holidays? Is this a rare occasion for you? The trip I mean, not the singles holiday. I think singles holidays are a new experience for everyone here." He let out a nervous chuckle as he realised he may have sounded a little assumptive and if she took his words the wrong way, well things might just not go so smoothly for much longer. He could kind of feel the conversation ebbing away though, she didn't really seem all that interested in getting to know him. Oh well, can't win them all.

"No, I don't really take vacations all that often. My job tends to have enough free time around actual holidays." Mauriah adjusted her sitting position to be a bit more relaxed. She really didn't know how to continue the conversation right now, and from the looks of it, neither did Darren. If this trend went on, it could end up with several minutes of just looking at one another. She drummed her nails lightly on the table a couple times, hoping that maybe she could think of something interesting, but alas, it would not be the case.

Well this had all the signs of going down the awkward route but Darren wasn't one to let that be the case if he could help it. He wracked his brain looking for a way to keep the conversation going even if it wasn't going to lead anywhere romantic. "So to save us both time, am I correct in assuming we don't see this going anywhere romantically in the future? Gotta admit, I'm a little bummed but you seem interesting and nice so perhaps we can just take off the date label and just have a general chat instead, like friends would? How about we talk about our families since we've covered work and recreation. That sound good to you?" Keeping his trademark smile on his face, Darren scratched his beard lightly on his left cheek and leaned back in his chair, one arm resting over the back as his other hand rested on the table. His fingers played with the condensation on his glass of water and he wished there was some wine right now.

"Seems that way," replied Mauriah, who took a sip of water. This guy was applying compliments down way too thick, and she didn't like it. It felt like he was trying to get on her good side so she'd be easily manipulated. That probably wasn't the case, but it was a feeling she couldn't really shake and it was rubbing her the wrong way. She tried to not show it; this was still a date after all. "You've already met my brother, Maurice. I don't know if you watch it, but he's told me that he's a professional wrestler now. I don't have any other siblings, but I do have a lot of extended family I don't know. I'll occasionally get a call, Facebook message or email from people whose name or face I don't recognize who claim to have met me when I was 2 and want me to come by some time. I never know how to respond."

"Oh yeah, that's your brother. Nah, I don't follow the professional wrestling much, not really my kind of thing." He folded his arms across his chest and tilted his head to one side as he considered Mauriah. She really didn't seem to be making much effort here and even after his polite let down she was rather curt and, it was probably just in Darren's head but, a little abbrassive too. This was going to be a long couple of minutes. "Yeah, can't say I understand that problem with distant relatives. I'm pretty close with all mine. Although it must be crazy uncomfortable having your brother here." Darren turned slightly in his seat to look at Maurice who was sitting with a young Asian girl, Leona if Darren recalled correctly. "Do you both get on very well? If that's too personal just say and I'll back off. Just trying to save us both sitting in awkward silence." He saw no need to lie in this kind of situation. He definitely knew this was going no where and he was pretty comfortable saying that it was because of her and not him. That lasted all of two seconds before he silently chastised himself. Don't judge a book by it's cover...

"It's not so bad if I pretend he's not here. It's not like we have to share a room like when we were kids. He talks in his sleep, you know. Not just like a word or two or some garbled mess, but he overpronounces things and says full senses. Once when we were 7 I went to see how far he would go, and ended up having a full conversation with him. I don't actually remember what we talked about, but I do remember when I asked him about it in the morning, he had no clue what I was talking about. He was like," Mauriah adjusted her sitting position, straightening her spine, puffing out her chest and crossing her arms in a way that clearly indicated she was imitating her twin brother's body language, "'What are you talkin' bout, Mauriah? I don't sleep talk.' So I recorded him the next night with a blank tape we had lying around and even after that he didn't want to admit I was right for 2 weeks." Around here it clicked that she still hadn't answered the rest of his questions and cleared her throat. "We used to be pretty close, but after my divorce I had to get away from the area, at least for myself, and I mostly fell out of touch with the rest of my family. He's probably happy to see me again, even if it is at a singles' vacation. He's kind of like a big dog in that way."

It was nice that she opened up when he asked her about her brother and he smiled as he nodded and listened to her story. She couldn't be as self absorbed as Darren was assuming she was. He felt pretty bad about that and grimaced a little at the thought. He had to laugh during her impersonation of Maurice as well and he could feel his shoulders shaking with each breath. It soon came to a stop when Mauriah mentioned she was divorced and Darren felt some sympathy towards her. He knew how hard separating from a marriage could be but at least she'd managed to get fully cut off from her ex. Something that Darren was still unsuccessful at doing.

"Understandable that you'd need your space during something so big in your life though. I actually--" The bell rang signifying the end of the fifteen minutes and Darren gave a happy little smile to Mauriah as he held his hand out towards her to shake it. "Oh, well look at the time, it has been a pleasure to meet you Mauriah. I hope I didn't irritate you too much. Thank you for talking with me." He gave a curt little nod of the head and took off to find his next date for the evening with a little wave back to Mauriah as he left the table.

"It's been a pleasure," Mauriah said, taking his hand lightly and shaking it twice. She crossed her legs and waited to see who she would get paired up with next.
Cyneburg

Location: The caravan
Interacting with: Keystone, The Wagon, A rock maybe, the New Girl


No matter what Cyneburg's complaints might be able walking through the rain might be, they wouldn't matter if the cart got stuck in the mud. Which it did. The druid sighed in frustration. Normally in a situation like this, she could transform into an animal like another horse and help pull the cart, but that was not the case today. None of her other spells would be able to help in this circumstance. After all, softening mud wouldn't exactly do much. And on top of that, even if she tried to help pull, she would probably just get in the way. Feats of physical ability were not her forte. It seemed all she could do was plant her axe in the ground and wait. The tip of the walking stick sunk into the ground before halting on something hard. Something like a rock. The sudden vibration acted like a fire starter, sparking an idea in her head. She was just about to speak up when a new traveler popped in. This time a woman who wore lots of clothes with a bow in her hand asked if the group needed 'a hand.' At this point? Sure, why not. Cyneburg looked away from the new arrival and turned to Keystone.

"Before you have the two ladies get out of the wagon, do you mind if I check something? I might have a spell that would not resolve the situation, but could potentially help you unstick the wagon." She spoke louder than usual, at almost a yell to make sure she was heard over the ambient rain. She still might be ignored, but if she was, no skin off her nose. Cyne still had no particular responsibility to this caravan.
Mali looked over the two thugs as she approached them, wiping away sweat from her brow. They were both a bit taller than her, but not more than a couple inches. Where they differed was the amount of meat on them. They were both young, mid-to-late teens and hadn't really filled out. And anything that would have been there was notably absent. They were gaunt with dead, baggy eyes and sunken faces. Their hair were long and shaggy, probably uncleaned in months, and their clothes were mismatched and worn out. The taller one had a gold watch and the other wore gold chains, both pieces of jewelry only stuck out like a sore thumb, looking gaudy and accentuating how dirty and poor the two of them were. If you took away the gold, made them a bit paler and gave them a bit of good make up work, they could pass for the walking dead. If that were the case, sorry kid, but you're on your one. But they were just a couple of meth addicts that were strung out and probably looking to score some cash by mugging people who could fight back.

The two thugs stood by the wall, kicking at their victim ruthlessly as he lay down on the floor, dirtying up their shoes that were almost certainly too expensive for their ilk. The recipient of the beating was curled up in a fetal position by the brick wall, covered in dirt, grime and blood. Most days in most parts of the city, they would be able to get away with it. After all, who cared about stopping a beating when they occurred constantly?

Well today was their unlucky day, because despite her common sense saying to just walk away, her conscience seemed deadset on having her play the hero. Some options on how to handle the situation flashed through her mind: try to talk them out of kicking someone while they're down for no reason by appealing to their better nature, provide a distraction so the kid can maybe get to his senses and run away, ignore that pesky voice telling you to help the kid out and just walk away. All of these solutions were very doable, at least partially reasonable and posed minimal danger to herself.

Nah, she thought to herself as her feet picked up speed, going from the slow walk at the beginning of the alleyway, rapidly accelerating until Mali had become a human bullet train. The two thugs turned around when they heard the incoming footsteps, but were too slow on the uptake as people often are when they get jumped. Mali rammed into the thug with the gold chain digging her shoulder into his ribcage, knocking him onto the hard concrete of the alleyway spewing obscenities.

"Crazy bitch!" his friend yelled, balling up his fists and throwing to wide punches at her. Mali raised her hands up in time to block the attacks, sending sharp signals of pain through her forearms, leaving a dull tingling sensation through her forelimbs. Through the gaps in her arms, she noticed that Watch was standing with his legs wide. Bad move. Mali's right legs exploded in forward movement swinging up in the atomic bomb of kicks: the front kick aimed at the groin. The reaction on Watch's face seemed to play out in slow motion, something you'd see on America's Funniest Home Videos during a montage of golfing accidents submitted to national television. His whol body seemed to collapse inward with the groin at the center, both hands dropping to hold onto the injured goods as the knees buckled down and inward. His face went from an expression of rage, emptiness and desperation to one of pain, his features flattening and stretching out horizontally.

As a result of this, he was entirely open for Mali's next assault. She stepped in closer to the meth-head and slugged him in the gut with her left hand and following it with a right to the jaw, which was conveniently at her chest level after folding in from the previous attack. Watch went down like a log, his face bouncing off the asphalt like a properly inflated basketball. Mali turned around to find Chain back on his feet and charging her, fist held back, as if holding it in a ready position would power your punch up like in a videogame. As he stepped towards her, Mali pulled up her left foot and stomped in on his knee, stopping him in his tracks and bending the joint backward with a sickening *POP.* Ouch.

"Fuck you, you fucking orangutan!" he screamed as he tried to assume a stable footing. Mali was slightly impressed that Chain even knew what an orangutan was, let alone being able to use it as one of the less common ape metaphors used against her. In this moment of distraction, he threw a punch that got her right in the face, disorienting the world for a bit. A throb began in her right cheek, but a touch showed that there was no blood. Seemed like the punch was all arm. Chain tried to go in for another attack, but Mali stepped to the side, avoiding the attack. She reached into her left pocket as Watch turned to face her again, only to be greeted with and eyeful of sand.

"Agh, fucking cunt bitch!" Chain profaned, reaching up to his red, watery eyes. Mali took the opportunity to cordially invite him to join his friend Watch on the ground. She closed the distance and kneed him right in the crotch and headbutted him to the ground. However, that last hit also caused her to lose balance. Note to self: don't headbutt people. It looks cool but hurts like a bitch.

The bodybuilder purveyed her handiwork: two thugs lying on the ground unconscious and her mostly unscathed. On Watch, she noticed something she had missed during the fight: a tattoo of the Male astrological sign on the back of his neck. Well that's a fucking dumb thing to put on yourself. A throb of pain in her face brought her mind away from the tattoo and back to her. Mali touched her cheek again. If this shit bruises, she might have to find Chain again and knee him in the balls again. Fucking asshole. Mali turned back to the kid on the ground, no longer in a laying fetal position, but sitting on the ground looking up at her with wide, wild eyes.

"Hey kid, are you alright?"
@Dragoknighte I'm good with that. Preferred method?


I have no strong feelings one way or the other
@Charnobylisk @Salrynn Want to collab our Rounds?
Cyneburg

Location: The caravan
Interacting with: The Caravan in general


The mysterious elf's name was Calanon and he'd not been around people for awhile. This would be mildly suspicious had that not been the exact same situation last night. There were more important things to think about anyways, like the fact that everyone could be walking into a party (as in a celebration, not a group of travelers/adventurers. Although that party could also have parties within it) full of undead at any moment, or stumbling into another group of orcs, or something other than how much it sucked to travels through the current conditions.

She was soaked, and cold. The winds blew at her back and made her colder. The water got into her boots and made really annoying squishing noises with every step on top of making her feet feel like two big blocks of ice. Bits of rainwater kept finding their way into her mouth by sliding down her tusks. Goose bumps covered every inch of her flesh, which would probably be the case for everyone else. Except maybe the elf. Did elves get goose bumps? She was 32% sure that elves were hairless aside from the tops of their head and eyebrows. A lack of hair would suck in cold weather. Although it would probably be nice in a desert.

Cyneburg really missed being a bear. At least they were big. And the goosebumps would serve a function.

"Is it really such a good idea to keep travelling in these conditions all day?" the druid asked out loud but to nobody in particular. Cyneburg reached back and wrung out her hair to get rid of some of the excess water, even if it would be soon replaced. "Surely if we would have to deal with more hostiles, it would be better to try fighting them without the illness we're likely to catch walking through the storm for the whole day. The weather isn't going to let up any time soon."
Mali jogged through the city, dodging around potholes, people and other obstructions without paying them too much mind. While the construction was a nuisance for most, she actually liked it for the purposes of jogging. It spiced up the routine by making her have to think and move a bit differently than just going straight. In her ears music blared from her headphones. It was kind of relaxing, just running without having to think too much about the rest of the world. Yeah, there were assholes who insulted her as she passed, but this was a morning ritual, the rudeness had stopped really bothering her after the first couple weeks and by now she was into Year 2. She would do her best to flex a bit when catcalled by workers.

One thing Mali learned really quickly after getting into bodybuilding is that people tended to feel pretty strongly about it. When she started putting in the work to bulk up it became apparent that women didn't really notice the work she put into her body, other than that she was big and muscular. It was really the men that would notice the results of her work and they would either really dislike it, or really like it. Although the feelings weren't reciprocal, Mali really did appreciate when people gave attention to her physique, why not show off a bit to her biggest admirers?

The issue was when she spotted a kid getting beat up by two thugs a smidge younger than her. She stopped for a bit and considered going to help him. She was no stranger to fist fights, and had had one against a man back in her delinquent days (although she lost, the other guy's face took weeks to heal, and even then there was scarring for months afterward). But there were two guys there and she probably wouldn't be able to take both of them at once in a straight fight, even though she was several times stronger than she was back then.

Right as she was about to start her job again, when she noticed the song had become the chorus of Save Me. Goddammit Freddie, why do you have to chime in now with that shit? Mali ripped her headphonesout of her ears and turned around to the alley, to see what the hell she could do, despite having set out with no intentions of helping people.
Cyneburg

Location: The caravan
Interacting with: Calanon, Keystone


"...I still don't quite understand what you're going on about. Bears live their lives in the woods, but sometimes end up in plains areas, especially if they're following a river or stream. So I suppose that in general, they do 'do their business' in the woods. But not 100% of the time. I don't really see what squirrels would have to do with your question. In general they're too busy feuding with each other over tree space and 'maintaining their turf' to care about the business of other animals, let alone spreading rumors about where they defecate."

Cyneburg took a moment to pause when Keystone stopped. She did suppose the elf never did actually state who he was, which tended to illicit a lot of suspicion. She didn't think it all that important in the middle of the woods since everyone here had seen his face, a great amount of his gear and would be able to identify the sound of his voice (perhaps barring some magical shenanigans interfering). Unless the witch had the ability to use some hexes involving people's True Name, the elf stating his name wouldn't reveal much more information other than perhaps he was willing to give a name, even if it was false. The druid would prefer disregarding such niceties until they were out of the rain, rather than standing around in it asking for strangers to tell their names.




Location: The Beach, her room, the Main Room
Interacting With: Wadsworth and Everyone else

Mauriah managed to pull herself out of the pit of despair she fell into upon seeing that her dumb twin brother happened to go on the exact same Speed Dating trip she had booked months ago. What were even the chances of that happening? 1 in a billion? Talk about shitty luck. All she had to do was focus on the positives, like the fact that she (probably) wouldn't have to spend a lot of time around her brother on this one week vacation. After all, he might be a blockhead, but he was well aware of the Rules. He would know what would happen if he decided to get overly involved in her business.

There were also the men, most of them pretty attractive. A lot of tall white men, most of them a couple years older than her. Out of all of them, maybe three were below 6 feet tall, and only the Asian guy could be considered short, at least shorter than Mauriah, who was rather tall as it stood.

Then there was the fact that no matter what happened, this would be a one week vacation away from work in Africa of all places. So even if the whole trip ends up being a bust, it would be an experience she could say she had and maybe get a good story or two out of. All in all, it could be worse.

Mauriah followed the rest of the group, listening to Wadsworth explain all the attractions the island had and about the procedures that they'd need to follow. In the back of her mind, she thought Too late when he brought up that the group shouldn't talk to each other. 26 years too late, really. Still when one of the other women, Clem complained about how dumb the rule was when they had already been put together into one group and interacted some, Mauriah verbally agreed with an "Mmhmm."

When Mauriah stepped into her room, she found herself subconsciously analyzing the room from an architectural standpoint. It was visually composed of wood or wood-looking materials to make the room feel warm, inviting and living. Large picture windows to better frame the view and make the viewer feel- Mauriah shook her head. No. None of that. She was here to relax, not to work. Tonight she was going to have fun, dammit.

Most of her two hours before round 1 (with Darren) was spent redoing her make up and deciding on what two wear from the clothes she brought over to the resort. In the end she decided on a black suit with tiger stripe pattern on the inside with a matching undershirt. Not usual date wear, but if she was going to meet someone, it would be best if they got used to her sense of style ASAP. She also just really liked the suit. It could be really professional or casual at the same time.

When she got to the Main Room, Mauriah found that she was the third person from the group to actually get there. Maybe she could have spent a bit more time getting ready. Being one of the first people to get to a party sucked. This wasn't a party, but the concept still applied. She found her table and took a seat, waiting for the others to show up.




Location: Beach->His Room->Main Room
Interacting With: Himself, Wadsworth, Everyone else

Maurice followed behind the group, holding up the back. He didn't really pay attention to Wadsworth's droning about features and rules. It was probably information readily available elsewhere, like on the website, or in a travel guide detailing all of these no doubt fun attractions that littered the island. Maurice focused more on not smashing his head into a door post or errant light fixture. It happened often enough that it was always something he tried to look out for. It would also be really embarrassing to go through in the context of messing up in front of a crowd of potential mates. And just like that, Wadsworth left to do Wadsworthy things.

One card swipe later, and Maurice was in his room. He dropped his bags and spent 10 good seconds just taking it in. The place was very yellow. Yeah there was a bit of blue here and there, but yellow was definitely the dominating feature. Maurice's two hours were very lax. He stood at the window and breathed in that oceany, salty beach air that he never really got much of as a child. He played a couple games of Pokemon online with his 3DS. He just laid on his back on the bed for 15 minutes. Then he noticed he had 10 minutes left before the first round would start. He didn't bother changing out of his white t-shirt and baggy khaki shorts. This was supposed to be a casual first round of getting to know everyone, right? No need to get all dressed up. That was what he thought until he got to the main room and saw everyone had put some effort into their appearances. Oh well, too late now. Maurice plopped down in his seat and waited.
So minor technical problem, but apparently Maurice's room does not exist. When I click the link, it says that the page cannot be found. I don't know how many of the images are in the same boat.

Also OOC post Eleventy-One is mine.
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