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Deep within the basement of the very shop Samuel was working in, Albus Secundus and a crowd of onlookers bustled around one another.

The armored man looked around the crowd, waiting for someone to start the forum off. The room was tense with quiet anticipation.

Finally, someone spoke up. An old woman's grackle-squawk voice echoed across the room. It was the widow Carmody, who held a farmstead on the outskirts of town.

"I says we talk about the boy from the Vault! That littl'un's been causing nuthin' but trouble since he crawled outta that hole!"

There was an uneasy murmuring. Seeing that nobody understood what she was saying, Carmody continued.

"That damn idjit goes round, shootin' ev'ryone so much as look at 'im funny! Ghouls, mutants, animals, raiders, them armored folks... all of 'em! An' guess what happens when them nasty little buggers get flushed outta their holes? They come wand'rin' round, lookin' fer a new home an' som'un to rob! That dern kid's been kickin' hornet nests an' leavin' us t'get stung!"

There was a dull murmur of agreement. Ever since the Vault Dweller had come around and bought a gun, attacks had stepped up tremendously. The boy had given them some training and weaponry, but it was little consolation compared to the fact that the town guards were fighting for their lives nearly every day.

Another voice spoke up. It was Peppy, the owner of a local restaurant and a member of the official South of the Border merchant's council.

"That Vault Kid's been killing the economy! Sure, he's good business-- always buying loads of stuff and always coming with high quality equipment, but we can't sell any of it! What'm I supposed to do with a fully-repaired plasma rifle?! That damn boy's gonna rob us outta house and home with his damn toys!"

The murmurs of agreement grew in volume. The Vault Dweller always bought up all of Terry's high-caliber ammo, leaving nothing for the hunters! All that was left was surplus ammo and 10mm rounds!

"There's been big thugs in power armor sneaking around, calling themselves the 'Brotherhood of Steel' saying that they're friends with that Vault Dweller! They say they're friendly, but that's exactly what the Enclave said before people started disappearing! How can we know if they're any better than the flippin' Enclave? All we've got is their word and the word of that DJ what came round a year ago! He could be a plant, comin' round to make us love these Brotherhood boys, right up until they break out the slave collars and shackles! And that Vault Dweller is right cozy with them!"

However little the townsfolk knew of the Brotherhood of Steel, they did know four things: they were armed, they were dangerous, they wore power armor just like the Enclave, and there were only a few of them scattered across the wastes. Were they scouts for a greater force? What were their motives?
The murmurs had grown into a loud roar of approval. The rumor mill was working overtime, and soon one couldn't tell the difference between actual fact and base superstition.

"I told my most trustworthy friend about my secret stash of caps, and one day later my stash was empty and the Vault Dweller had a fancy new gun!"

"I saw the Vault Dweller just standin' around outside Terry's when it was closed! When I came back around five hours later, he was still there!"

"I heard the Vault Dweller can turn back time!"

"I heard the Vault Dweller shot Farmer Kinny's dog after it got loose!"

"I saw the Vault Dweller inject himself with five Stimpacks at once, and he didn't drop dead!"

"That Vault Dweller's gonna get us all killed!"

"Yeah!"

"That Jack Cobalt boy's a menace!"

"Yeah!"

The political forum cheered in unison, the sound of their shouting ringing far up into the shop itself. In just a few minutes, the session would end, and everyone would return to their business. However, would they be changed by this day? Would they see the Vault Dweller in a different light? Only time would tell.
I'd probably say Shivani can power through a kick to the groin like she could power through a blow to the kidneys. Yeah, it's painful, but it's not like she hasn't faced worse before. Multiple kicks would probably do some serious damage, though.
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Does have padding, though, which is a great way to keep it from being incapacitatingly painful.


Potentially. A kick to the groin from some psycho hopped up on space PCP will probably have more force than a normal person's kick to the groin.
Julius Aldo, The Space Bar

Julius prepared to charge through the door, guns blazing. Whatever happened, he would be ready. Breathing heavily, he rammed himself through the threshold, aimed his gun towards Arragoz, and noticed that Arragoz was headless, Raditz was cowering on the floor, and Takahara was looking rather emptied.

Julius, realizing that these were two recruits and that Takahara was not in any state to begin the journey back, activated Takahara's teleporter apparatus for him.

With a bone-crushing grip he thought was gentle, Julius hoisted Takahara up and tossed him through the portal and into the pizzeria beyond.

Wiping his hands clean of Takahara's blood, he turned to look at Raditz and Arragoz.

"Right, then... you two go first, and we'll get you patched up right as rain. You," he pointed at Arragoz, "when you step through the portal, take a left as soon as you exit. There'll be a bald purple man with a massive skull at the end of the hall. He's stuck hands back on before, he could do the same to a head."

Julius turned to look at Raditz. "You, you'll need to head out to the parking lot. Keep your head down and your face covered. We'll get to the rest of the recruitment process there. I'll go after you two go."
@VitaVitaAR

How so?


You're playing as the infamous "Donte". I think a lot of people don't quite like what the remake did, Definitive Edition or no.
@Earnest Evans

I have to ask, is the armoured man in your post meant to be an Enclave member?


Nope. It's just some fellow wearing armor.
Shazay Jordan, Tepes Forest, Nox


Shazay watched with consternation as George Melons's ship sank below the treeline. Fucking hell, he thought, another one?! At this rate, I'm gonna be with nothing but crazies. This asshole better be willing to join Shocker+, at least!

"Well," Shazay said, trying to mask his exasperation, "we'd best get to him soon, else he's gonna be manjerky in a couple'a minutes! C'mon, I think I know where he's landed!"

Shazay ran forward, in the direction of the crash site. With any luck, there'd be a good spot for the portals there as well.

Just up ahead was the smoldering wreckage of George's stolen T-Wing. Moving carefully to avoid any molten wreckage, Shazay advanced on the T-Wing's cockpit. He called out, trying to rouse whoever was inside of the ship.
"Heyo! You alive in there, or we gonna call the meat wagon?"
Riding on through the heat of the afternoon, a quartet of haggard individuals passed through South of the Border's northmost gate, a Brahmin wagon covered with a thick cloth tarp rolled into the town's main bazaar. Waiting for the wagon was an empty spot amongst the many stalls-- a spot that always remained empty just for this wagon's triweekly visit. With heavily-practiced ease, the lead Brahmin maneuvered into the empty spot, and promptly sat down. It grunted satisfactorily as a rugged, bearded man emerged from the wagon's cloth exterior, and glanced around.

The bearded man reached inside the wagon, and pulled out an old wooden sign, with "LERK JER KY 20 CAPS/ oZ" crudely painted on it. Looking quite satisfied with himself, the bearded man hammered the sign into the ground behind the wagon, and sat down on the wagon's edge. At long last, Hawkeye Joe's Famous Mirelurk Meatwagon had arrived!

"Awright," said Hawkeye Joe, peering around the market for potential customers, "you boys g'wan an' find yerselves a way t' pass time. Ain't hard-- whole town's a tourist trap! Jus' tell me if yer gunna stay, I ain't tellin' yer momma you got lost in South!"

From the wagon came three more strapping men and a hog. The first two were a pair of good old boys, named Muggsley and Puggface. Muggsley was the altogether more intelligent of the two, and enjoyed farming and hunting Mirelurks. Puggface was the altogether more attractive of the two, and enjoyed hunting Mirelurks and farming. Following them soon after was Albus Secundus, a friendly enough fellow from out West, who enjoyed fixing clothes and hunting Mirelurks. Following him was his pet "wild" sow, Heather. Heather enjoyed eating corn, scrap cloth, and Mirelurk meat. The four of them, together with the bearded fellow out back, formed Hawkeye Joe's Famous Mirelurk Meat Company. Curiously enough, not one of them was named Hawkeye Joe.

While Muggsley and Puggface ambled over to the Radiation Roost, a notorious bar for tourists who didn't know the first thing about a decent meal and a strong drink, Albus and Heather stalked further into the sea of market stalls. Albus knew where he was going, and snuck through several alleys to get there.

In the welcoming shade of an alley behind Terry's Gunne Shop, Albus patiently knocked upon a cleverly-hidden sheetmetal door. At the sound of his knocking, a grisly-looking doorman peered through at Albus with an appraising glare. Shortly after, that same doorman peeled the door away, and nodded grimly as Albus passed through.

A dark, armored man on a stage towards the back of the room, face on one side by a crowd of onlookers, nodded as Albus came in through the doorway. When Albus found a place amongst the crowd, the man spoke up.

"I'm glad you all have come here today. As you know, there has been some rumors amongst the wastes of a number of armed and heavily-armored individuals roaming around, killing people. Even stranger, it appears that there is a man--a Vault Dweller--killing some but actively assisting others in their actions. Unless anyone has any issues they'd like to bring up before we start... let the South of the Border Political Forum begin!"
You know what, I can see this RPG's gonna be busy with this for a bit...


Yeah, it looks like Castle Tepes is going to be one hell of a warzone.
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Every single named weapon from Fate/Stay Night...

If Saber was immune to magic weapons, F/SN would have no story.


I'm gonna stop trying to question why a character that's largely unfazed by magic and weapons is heavily fazed by magic weapons. Saber needs a way to make non-Servant characters into jobbers while still having a way to job to Servants, and it's also because of the Holy Grail's sick, sick needs.

Type-Moon Magic is Type-Moon Magic. It's like Jojo's Bizarre Adventure powers.
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