Ebil Bunny

The East Market - Fantasy/Steampunk Character Development RP - *Rebooted!*

- Buster McMincmeat -
"Heh, undead you say, boy? Why, I've got quite a few stories relating to them unearthly creatures." the old gnome said, nodding. "In fact, one adventure didn't happen too long ago, just last week. Or month. Ha, could've been years ago for all my poor memory knows. Ye heard about the old abandoned church that was once known as Saint Helen's Chapel? Of course you do, everyone has. Well, a friend of mine had..."

<<I'm ending here in case someone interrupts him>>

The East Market - Fantasy/Steampunk Character Development RP - *Rebooted!*

@WittyWolf@Snarfulblast

- Buster McMincemeat -
"Thanks hat-guy, I owe you one." Buster said with a snap of his fingers, and took a sip of his drink. He smacked his lips and looked off into space, then nodded.
"I've had stronger 'stard, but it ain't bad," he said gruffly. "Six outa' ten, with an extra point for the magic hops."

The East Market - Fantasy/Steampunk Character Development RP - *Rebooted!*

@WittyWolf@Snarfulblast

- Buster McMincemeat -
"Hmph. Well I ain't no bee, and I don't want no weak honey mead. Gimme the strongest salt ya got." Buster shot out. He reached out to snatch the glass when he realized that the bartender hadn't let go.
"One of my policies, money up front for new customers, sir. It deters drinking and dashing." he said.

...

...

...

Buster didn't have a response. He hadn't come across something like this in the past, so it wasn't preloaded in his cogwork.

No response found...
> Goto "Createnew resPonsE"

Create New Response:
Enter Data
> Humenn
> FrUendly
> Firm
> Well.liked
> Hard worrrrrking

Generating Outcomes...
...No preferable outcome found.

Fight or Flight?
> Flihgt

Generating response...
...Response generated.

Buster seemed to freeze for a second, a sound of whirling gears seemed to be coming from him, until he suddenly pulled his hands back away from the glass.
"Of course, wouldn't one any of them thieving rascals getting hold of the good stuff." he said, and began looking his pockets and patting himself.

"Now which pouch did I leave my cash in this time..." Buster said, sounding as if he was getting slightly worried. "Uh... This isn't good. It seems like it fell out. Again! It probably fell on my way here, I'll have to go look for it..."

Buster was about to hop down when somebody sat down on the stool next to him.

New Outcome Found
Switch to new outcome?
> Yes

"Hey, buddy, I seem to have dropped my money on the way here, mind giving me a loan?" he asked, acting slightly more friendly than his usual self.

The East Market - Fantasy/Steampunk Character Development RP - *Rebooted!*

@Ebil Bunny
Sorry, Ebil =/ I should be done with this summary soon though.

@WittyWolf

No problem, JG's list of active players to read the character sheets of kept me somewhat occupied ;)

The East Market - Fantasy/Steampunk Character Development RP - *Rebooted!*

@WittyWolf

- Buster McMincemeat -
"Well, I guess it'll have to do." Buster grumbled in resignation. The little gnome climbed up the chair and onto the stool. He shifted his weight around until he was nice and comfy, then stretched.

"Speak up, bar-guy, I can't hear you! What's my poison? What do you mean poison? If ya mean drink, juice, nekteh, than gimme the strongest ya got. Don't go easy cause I'm an old man, I can take it." Buster boasted. "Keep in mind I have a small stomach here, so not too much. Quarter glass will do fine. Yes, quite fine."

The gnome took this time to look around the bar, take in the scenery. It was quite homely, with quite a few people, some of which eyeballing him.
"What're you all lookin' at? Huh? Didn't think so!" he snapped. They rolled their eyes and looked away, not out of fear, just disinterest.
"Nice crowd you got here." he said sarcastically, turning back to the bartender.

The East Market - Fantasy/Steampunk Character Development RP - *Rebooted!*

@WittyWolf

- Buster McMincemeat -
"Well of course you didn't see me, you think I don't realize I'm short? People these days, always so offended to be short, or old, or ugly" the gnome squinted his eyes at the man when he said the last part. Then, quieter but still audible, he said, "Though the mustache is quite well done..."

Buster coughed into his closed hand, and put his attention back to the man rather than his mustache.
"Pick me up!? How insulting! Don't tell me you don't have any step stools in this pub?" he spat in disgust when the bartender mentioned putting the gnome on the stool.

The East Market - Fantasy/Steampunk Character Development RP - *Rebooted!*

I hope my character's not so much of a jerk that he's not fun to play with xD

I don't play this type of personality very often, just trying some new styles.

The East Market - Fantasy/Steampunk Character Development RP - *Rebooted!*

@WittyWolf

- Buster McMincemeat -
Buster scuttled into the Guards' Gourd, and walked up to the bar. However, being only a foot tall, he couldn't even see the bartender, let alone order a drink very well.
"Hey, bar-guy, lend a hand?" the gnome shouted, hitting the side of the counter with his fists. "How do you even have any business? A proper bartender puts the customer first, not on the floor!"

The East Market - Fantasy/Steampunk Character Development RP - *Rebooted!*

I'll roleplay with anyone open and willing to talk to a sentient garden gnome.

The East Market - Fantasy/Steampunk Character Development RP - *Rebooted!*

@Slendy If that doesn't sound like fun, I don't know what does :D

Should I go ahead and post, with the chance of getting stuff horribly wrong, or wait a bit?