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9 mos ago
Current I'm tempted to say "I've lost better friends than you" to a lote of people lately. I'm not sure what I ever want to say to the better friends that I've lost, though.
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Twelve years ago, I said something on this website that continues to embarrassing me to this day. I was a stupid kid, like most, but I've never quite gotten the taste out of my mouth. Anyone who knew me at the time can tell you about it.

I love this website. I'm pretty sure my phylactery is stored wherever the webserver is and a significant chunk of me will just disappear when it ceases operation. Until then, it comforts me. I should go to the hardware store and paint my bedroom walls with the same soft, brownish grey that the background color has been for the last twelve years. Some of my friends can't wait for the site to go offline but I don't know of any other places that offer the same sense of community.

I'm an omni-gamer. I like board games, tabletop roleplaying games, admire tabletop war games, suck at riddles, and have an absurd library of video games. Survival horror is basically my favorite genre. Otherwise I'm a fan of esoteric, occult bullshit and punk rock. But disco's cool. Disco is what humanity sounds like when it chooses to be happy. Between you and I, I'd like to hope that the days of my life can sparkle like a disco ball, accreting like sparks from a grinder held up against the unwavering dark of deaths own shadow. Burn baby burn.

You and I, we're gonna die. We should be friends first, though. Write some checks we can't cash and make eachother smile. Make believe for a while.

Most Recent Posts

Nightraider said
SO, you're the infamous Nightrunner I've been hearing so much about and been confused with so much........


Infamous? You mean inFAMOUS! My name is Jimmy! and you better not wear it out. Suicide committer that 'cho momma talked about. King of the fourty thieves! I'm meant to represe-e-ent, the needle in the vein of the establishment!
Someone needs to make Flash Thompson into the Flash.
I think it depends on the nature of the villain. You wouldn't get a good Scarecrow. But Mr.Freeze is possible.
Gowi said
Yeah, a spare monitor doesn't sound too absurd I did that for awhile as well. Working on CS's tonight, EE.


My mom did too actually. We ordered another screen for her laaptop off a certain worldwide networking resource.
HenryJonesJr said
Aw, don't do that. :( I want you to pick up another character!


DON'T TELL ME HOW TO LIVE MY LIFE!!!!!

In other news, I may go back to Daredevil. However, a Cyclops or Moon Knight is not off the table. Actually, I have another idea.
Rade said
Wow, ignore those extra posts. Site going down screwed that up. I'll delete them when able. My laptop has a problem with an internal component that causes the backlights not to function. Meaning I can't see anything on the screen.


Just stick a flashlight up to the screen. You'll be able to see fine if you look really closely.
Kinda. It was very distinct in tone though. But, it still came across as a lighthearted game despite the opressive content.
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The Courtyard, The HQ of the Executive Branch

"OPEN FIRE!!!!" Screamed the seventh president.

Few men know pain as well as Andrew Jackson, America's former president number seven. He never knew his father. His dad died three weeks prior to his own birth. He joined the military at age thirteen, then he never looked back. He was captured by the British along with his brother. They both contracted smallpox. And Andrew was slashed by the sword of a British officer.

A sharp crack rang through the air as Andrew Jackson's skull exploded.

No one dared question old hickory when he issued a command. Not even when it was to destroy him. Several men lowered their guns as they awaited the return of the gruffest president ever's face.

Like clay being molded, the cells of his face returned and rearranged themselves into something recognizable. With that done, he reached his hands up, grabbed his chin, twisted, and crikked his neck.

"Attention," a calm voice from Andrew's watch called. "This is Mr. Roosevelt. There is to be a briefing in the conference room in ten minutes. Your presence is required."

That said, Andrew dusted bits of himself off of his shirt and then stood tall.

"At ease!" He called, motioning for the men to leave while he did the same.
I'mma go shoot myself, er somethin'.
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