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Very well, where do I begin?

My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet.

My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament.

My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds - pretty standard, really. At the age of twelve, I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles.

There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking. I highly suggest you try it.

Most Recent Posts

In Ultimate One Universe: Emergence → 8 days ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
@Roman Fury's gender hasn't been established IC, unless I missed something in one of @mattmanganon's post. So far the Director has just appeared as a sihouette with a distorted voice.

But yes, Nick Fury is the Director of S.H.I.E.L.D., with Amanda Waller as his second-in-command (per @AndyC).
In Ultimate One Universe: Emergence → 19 days ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
@Lord Wraith I can't be assed to get the approval image right now but you're accepted.
In Ultimate One Universe: Emergence → 20 days ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
As far as a soft reboot goes, I think what's being done to address it is enough. Making a new thread or something feels a tad extreme. "Soft" would definitely be underlined.
In Ultimate One Universe: Emergence → 20 days ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
I've personally had medical stuff preclude me from being more active the last few weeks. Nothing serious, but I was sick for a week and after getting better, a sudden change in medications made it hard to focus on much. Even posting what I did in here last night took some concentration. But I'm slowly getting used to it and haven't stopped reading the IC and OOC.
In Ultimate One Universe: Emergence → 20 days ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
Green Arrow, Jack Hawksmoor, The Punisher, The Question, and Silk are off the roster. They're the only ones I never heard back from. They can be re-applied for but as of right now, they're considered up for grabs.

I went ahead and removed myself as Hulk, too, if anyone wants him. Superman I'm still going to attempt a return with, but I won't contest any applications for him either.
In Ultimate One Universe: Emergence → 20 days ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
@Lord Wraith I'm going to go with having a post. Unless I'm overruled by God.


God doesn't have sway here, but I'm fine with it.
In Ultimate One Universe: Emergence → 1 mo ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
Alright, it's been two weeks since the start of the month. I think it's time to start checking in on people and seeing where we're at in terms of the roster. No one's getting cut yet, but there's a few on the verge and a couple past it in terms having given two weeks with notice versus not. If you've given notice and I haven't accounted for it, apologies. It's hard to keep up and I'm just now getting over a week long illness, so the brain's a bit fried.

On The Verge

@Sep - Captain America - 9 Days
@webboysurf - Daredevil - 9 Days
@Mintz - Squirrel Girl - 10 Days
@rocketrobie2 - USAgent - 10 Days
@Sep - The Flash - 11 Days Ago
@Eviledd1984 - Deadpool - 12 Days
[@Some Bastard] - Superman - 12 Days
@Theyra - Deathstroke - 13 Days

In The Red

@Supermaxx - Thor - 21 Days
@DocTachyon - Deadly Hands Of Kung-Fu - 26 Days
@Simple Unicycle - The Punisher - 28 Days
@Simple Unicycle The Question - 1 Month
[@FFS, Get It Together] - The Hulk - 1 Month
@Pirouette - Silk - 1 Month
@Hillan - X-Men - 1 Month
@Byrd Man - Jack Hawksmoor - 1 Month

MIA

Jason Todd
Green Arrow
Moon Knight
In Ultimate One Universe: Emergence → 1 mo ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
@AndyC Another good post. Though I have to ask...

"Five foot three? Really?” scoffed the red-haired man Flag had identified as Cliff Barton, alias ‘Hawkeye.’ "You’re telling me the scariest Mutie alive is a half-pint?”


Was that intended to make me think that this is this universe's version of Hawkeye, or is that a happy accident?

In Ultimate One Universe: Emergence → 1 mo ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
Angel Jason Blood gets my endorsement aswell, though @Sep approved him first.
In Ultimate One Universe: Emergence → 1 mo ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
Just popping into say that I'm still sick but am really enjoying what's been written so far in this game. Even @Sep is doing a great job, which I hate to admit.
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