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HOLY SALAMANDER CUTTLEFISH! My internet is being a complete ass and has not been letting me post. Just keeps throwing up a "Cannot locate DSN address" page.
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@Framing A Moose Venom is Bane's Syrum that makes him huge.

Not done yet, but here's what there is so far so i don't lose it.
@ClocktowerEchos Fair enough. The correct answer is: If we are on an outer-colony, doing nothing. Ork Freeboota's are mostly left alone whilst planetside. This is because they are nomads that look for fights. Local PDF's don't have the manpower or experience to properly take on an Ork Krew and engaging them only provokes them to stay and fight.

General procedure is to let them go about their business unhindered, then call the Imperial Navy to deal with them once they have left. Outlying governors opt for this, due to it being the cheapest way of dealing with them. an Ork Krew that has set up camp on your world is extremely expensive to get rid of.
Calling playing a deposed Ork Kaptin who was hired by Karthis. Stupid Humies finkin dey can beat the great Kaptin Smashstompa. Karfis wuz da only 'umie day beat Smashstompa in a foite and da only one to make 'im swear allegiance to ANYFING not green. Smashstompa don't ferget or fergiv people who cross 'im or iz boss.
@knifeman would you mind if I made a character that is already best buddies with Jack? I had am idea for a character who uses a formula to turn into a giant animalistic monster. Naturally, Jack's ability to talk to animals will help keep him aimed in the right direction.
@Grec I already replied to you, not much else I can do.
Lobo drove merrily on his way through space when he saw the being jump in front of his Hog. He slammed on the breaks and leaned on the Handlebars, staring at the man. "Swine?" He asked with fake shock "You one of you goody-goody-two-shoes-twinkle-toe types, ain't Ya's?" he asked, not even bothering to really assess the man. "Look, mr Hero, I got the bounty on this nerd right here and you know the first rule of the galaxy. Finders-keepers Losers-get-fraggedd." he smiled, pulling out the Radion cannon. Lobo had no idea that he had actually drawn the exact weapon to fight someone like Inferno, he just liked it because it was big. So big that he had to wield it underslung, rather than his usual pistol-style weapons. Radion was a substance as poisonous and deadly to a New God as Anthrax to a human. He had originally been hired to destroy the weapon by the New Gods of New Genesis, but when he went to do it, he had thought to himself "Would it really be so bad if he just kept it out of anyone else's reach? After all, if the New Genesis guys were so afraid of it, it must make a really big boom." Of course, he had no way of knowing that the weapon was originally designed to kill Darkseid.

"So, nerd, you wanna throw down? Because I have yet to use this thing and I have it on good account that this makes a hell of a boom. Now, I am feeling pretty generous today, so if you really want to take this bounty, I'm willin' ta give it to ya's. Just call me a little sentimental that an old, old enemy o' mine just turned up dead." He reached behind and pulled out the head of the corpse, he looked it in the eyes. "You happy he's dead?" he asked it. "Nah, he's just a corpse, he don't feel nutt'n. So, you want the corpse or nah? His bounty's worth 50k." All this time, he hadn't take the guns aim off of the man. He was overconfident to a fault, but he wasn't stupid enough to let his guard down against an enemy he had no idea about.


Meanwhile on earth, the Blue planet had been roiling in despair since the murder of their beloved hero and the instillation of his murderer as a main power. But in this despair, hope was beginning to shine through. Such as in a lazy little town where a small fight had broken out between a large man and a pair of women. As they stood over the knocked-out man's body. There was another man approaching. One who was full of self doubt and wracked with guilt over lies to loved ones and promises he perhaps, subconsciously, never intended to keep. "Hello." a voice said as a bright blue light descended towards the boy. "Do not be afraid. I am a Dog. I saw that you three were in need of hope and I decided to grant that, because it is my duty to do so." he panted heavily and happily. The words seemed to flow from the blue light surrounding him than from his lips. "I sense that you three are disheartened by the current climate and are in need of hope. I do like to give hope to others." The dog floated down and landed next to them, still panting and wagging his fluffy tail happily.

((As a note, when addressing him, people are compelled to refer to him by the name of their most beloved pet they ever owned, even if it wasn't a dog.))
This still accepting?
Thing is that it would be a little anti-climactic to start with Logo arriving on Earth and going to straight after Anarchy, so I was going to play Hope For go for a bit to give everyone a chance to settle into the story... THEN have the main man blow the shit out of it.
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