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21 hrs ago
Current Wow, this is better than the time I entered the World Warrior Tournament! *insert peter griffin fighting a street fighter character*
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22 hrs ago
Just don't drink too much and have a good weekend ;D
1 day ago
Because people jump to conclusions most of the time
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1 day ago
Or the alternate route "You will marry me."
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1 day ago
What about "Marry me, will you?"
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Bio

In wilds beyond they speak your name with reverence and regret,
For none could tame our savage souls yet you the challenge met,
Under palest watch, you taught, we changed, base instincts were redeemed,
A world you gave to bug and beast as they had never dreamed.


Pet the gud boi. (his name is Houdini)



Weeellll, hellooooo there!


I'm just a guy who does things that sometimes involve other things. Also, I don't use discord or anything like that, no reason in particular, I just don't.
I am also more "mature" than my age suggests, that doesn't mean that I have an excuse to be in 18+ roleplays, which I don't participate in anyways, but I do roleplay with more adult themes (gore, violence, etc.). It may seem confusing, but confusion is basically my middle name.
Anyways, here's my ♦︎♠︎information♣︎♥︎


Names/Aliases: Roadkil, Luigi, Microwave, Spooky
Gender: Male, also probably Ace... Not sure.
B-Day: le 19th of July
Current exact location: earth, waddaboutyou?
Favorite food type: Spicy


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@RoadkilBanana

Silver let out a hearty chuckle as the half-elf mentioned he was from a faraway village and would like to stay. "Of course, we have plenty of rooms open. Are you traveling alone or do you have any companions with you? Animal or otherwise." He said as he picked up a book from under the bar opening it to the next page to be able to take information down and see what rooms were still open. "Also I assume you are not a member of the guild?"


"No and no, completely new here."

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*As all the events unfold, the screeching stops and the sun seems to turn a blood red hue color, illuminating everything with an off-putting crimson color as it suddenly reverses track and instead of setting it returns higher in the sky and increases in size like an angry eye dilating with fury*

Theme of an angry purgatory -> Dead by April - My Light



Cyrus: "Y'know, the color red really makes this place look better..."
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*through the comms after sensing an offputting energy coming from your direction*

How are you doing over there guys? Is everything alright back in the building... *Looks at the skyscraping wall* If you can call this a building...


Cyrus: "Well, my theory so far is that the entire building is alive somehow... Considering the whispering and the unnatural, unfinished look of everything... And maybe that eye."
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Damn!! *I point the disruptor in the direction of the blast's source*

@RoadkilBanana You alright Cyrus?


*I just shrug*

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Uuuh... I'm going to pretend you didn't just tried talking to the author and rival of the source of multiverses and gods....

There's a story written by a famous writer back in my world about how if we were to even set our gaze on these beings we would go insane. I don't think we want to actually see him right?


Cyrus: "I would. You've never gone insane before? It's not too bad, really... At least for me."
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Creepy.... frieeenddss.... we... arrreee...

*A pulse of transparent energy hits you and pushes you into the wall behind with tremendous force almost feeling like it drains you emotionally at the same time*


Cyrus: "... C'thon, is that you? Well, if it was, I guess we'd probably see him by now..."
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Creepy? Where I'm from, that's considered a friendly set of eyes.... Creepy?... Friends... Creepyyyy...frieeeendsss...

*Seemingly without a source those same imitation whispers revrberate around the two of you*


Cyrus: "That is a poor imitation of my voice..."

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@RoadkilBanana

Iiihihihiiii!!! *I squeal and jump closer to you in a comic fashion*


Cyrus: "... Don't touch me."
@RoadkilBanana

Silver Night looks up from cleaning the bar and sees an unfamiliar face walk inside. "Welcome to Adventures Haven? Are you a member of our fighting guild or are you just looking for a place to lay your head?" He asked in his typical greeting waving the half-elf over to him. Flickering Fire also looks up from the stage still playing his panflute giving the half-elf a head nod welcome.


He walks up to the bar, his head barely surpasses the height of it.

"Greetings to you. I arrived from a village far from here and was wondering if I could stay a while."
A young looking, short half-elf walks into the tavern. Despite his size, the bag he was carrying looked hefty, but he seemed not to mind. Hair covered his eyes, rendering his eyes pretty much invisible. By the looks of it, the halberd on the back of his bag looked pretty worn out, but also looked like it had a lot more left in it.

"Finally, a nice resting place."

He would say under his breath. His voice sounded pretty light and soft, both very fitting and not really.
@RoadkilBanana So... our other pals seem to have discovered a sort of outdoors at the other end... and this is... well this is mildly cozy here... maybe... if it wasn't for the whole creepy eyes that looked at us from this site too. *I ready my weapon just in case...*


Cyrus: "Creepy? Where I'm from, that's considered a friendly set of eyes."

*I pull the two pistols from earlier out of a warp.*

Cyrus: "But if it moves, I'm shooting."


Hope this one is alright
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