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3 days ago
Cleaned the apartment, scrubbed the crapper, rinsed out the cat's litter box... Yeah, I earned these nugs!
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11 days ago
Eatin' muh noodles, oodles of noodles
14 days ago
Walpurgis. Time to watch people light big bonfires and get drunk. And celebrate me kitty's 15th birthday, of course. He's gettin' old.
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14 days ago
Walpurgis tomorrow, meaning I get the day off AND my cat has his birthday. Even bought him a little present
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21 days ago
Gwaaargh, my old, crappy back...! Curses you, aging body!
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  • I don't use social media, discord or google docs.
  • I suffer from Retinitis Pigmentosa and use a text-reading software to get through other peoples' posts.
  • I'm rude, short-tempered and unserious. I'll likely say things that'll upset, offend, annoy and/or infuriate you.
  • I make dumb jokes, have dark humor and enjoy beating the dead horse with a stick.
  • I'm a hopeless, unabashed and unapologetic perv. I like my lewd.
  • I consider roleplaying a hobby and a pass-time, not art.
  • I do anime-roleplay and only anime-roleplay.

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This dang pooch ruined my MAKE-UP!!! D:<

Oh well, some shopping will help...
Now to peruse some wares and forget all about being slobbered on.

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Also, Jason 'bout to get Turbo-Grannied. xD
Evelyn








Evelyn had watched her little champ put up a great fight against the new fluffy adversary. Despite being at a disadvantage, as fire had this funny little tendency to severely harm bugs, her Joltik didn't look phased in the slightest!

Or, well... He hadn't... Until he got singed with a face-full-of-fiery embers... At which point the spazzy little electro-spider was quite verbal about his discontented and dire situation, not to mention the flailing of many legs and running around in a circle, trying to get the air to somehow soothe the searing pain of having just been lightly toasted.

Letting out a gasp, Evelynh ad, more on reflex than any sort of elaborate, strategic cunning or planning, told Joltik to use its Double-Team, which seemed to have saved the little guy from getting even crispier. ANd in the end, Growlithe was worn down enough for the blonde to toss her ball with a graceful flourish, and once again acquire a brand new member for her growing team!

She smiled happily when the pokeball stopped shaking, and let out a relieved sigh.

Then quickly power-walked over to Joltik and swept the little trooper up in her arms.

"You were wonderful, Joltik! You're the best."

The little bug chittered happily, but not with his usual energy and gusto. it seemed the two back-to-back fights had worn the little guy out, not to mention him being plenty hurt form this last scuffle. Evelyn looked him over as she nestled the little creature in her arms, making sure there were no lingering issues like a Burn. But it seemed, for now, all this little fellow would need was some good old fashioned TLC from a reputable PokeCenter.

But, first thing's first! She walked over, after putting Joltik back down, and plucked the freshly used pokeball off the gorund. Then, with a spinning flourish...

"Alright, Growlithe, come on out! You too, Sentret!"

... She threw two pokeballs at once, wht a move! The familiar sound and light of the technological spheres resounded, and soon the two fuzzy critters were sitting there on the grass, right infront of the blonde and her spider.

"Sentret~!"

The Growlithe barked happily, wagging its tail in a sluggish, rhythmic way. At the sound of the new pokemon's voice, Sentret turned around, and leapt onto its own tail in surprise - not having realized there was a newcomer already. This made Joltik... Laugh...? It ... It was kinda hard to tell... But it was letting out some rather quirky chittering. At the sight of the happy bug, Growlithe rose form its sitting state, plotted over and gave the little electro-rascal a big, sloppy, wet dog-lick. Which caused the little one to flip over on its back and enter a state of panic yet again, as it flailed wildly with its small legs in the air.

Now it was Sentret's turn to laugh. Which prompted Growlithe to wander up next to the brown fuzzball and start sniffing it's tail. The entire situation ws very endearing and sweet. Well, at least until Growlithe decided to push Sentret over and start fervently licking its face. Which resulted in Sentret flailing its tiny arms and legs in a panic and abject humiliation.

Evelyn covered her mouth and stifled a laugh.

"Look at you guys, best friends already."

A happy bark from Growlithe.
... Disgruntled, exasperated chtters from Joltik.
"... Sen.. Tret..." That... Sounded unconvincing...

[color=gold]"Right, well. We need to get all of you patched up, okay? So c'mon, let's go to the Pokemon Center and ge-WAHGAHAPT!?"

Evelyn, however, was too overconfident in having laughed at two of her pokemons misfortune, and it seemed Karma had a bone to pick with her for that. For in the next moment, before she could finish her sentence, a certain happy pooch had flung itself at its new master, tackling her to the ground and was now proceeding to dog-smooch the ever-living crap out of her. Much to the joy and snickering of Joltik and Sentret.

"Uwaagh...! Growlithe, no! Bad! Very bwaahh-stop!" Her protests were interspersed with laughing from the tickling sensation, but also with a voice that sounded thoroughly annoyed. After all... Dog-breath... Not exactly Evelyn's ode de parfum. Eventually, Growlithen relented and climbed of his trainer, happily sitting next to her and letting out a content and happy bark, as if he'd done nothing what-so-ever.

"... Alright, that's enough out of you three... C'mon, back you go."

Rising, with a face-full-of-slobber, Eve recalled her pokemon one after the other, back into their respective balls. Then, reaching into he rpocket and withdrawing an honestly way-too-fancily embroided handkerchief, she wiped off her face. Yuck. Gross.

Good thing that pupper was a cutie, otherwise the blonde might've considered sending him over to Kapoc's lab asap.

But with the shennanigans in the park over and done with, and with nothing else she really cared about left to do, the stylish gal began her trek out of the nice, pleasant park, and back into the crowded streets of Grand Glory City. A dingle-lingle-ling on her rotom phone caught her ear, and she looked it over, realizing she'd received yet another sum of money for catching her newest bud. But... Wait... That was 500p more than she'd gotten for catching Sentret, right? ... Wow, she really had found a rare pokemon!

The elation was almost enough to make her forget about being slobbered on. Almost.

Regardless, the young teen used her phone, while she had it out, to look up a map of GGC, and managed to navigate her way on over the local Pokemon Center. There, she handed off her three pokemon to the Nurse, allowing them to be tended to be a paid professional. Meanwhile, Evelyn herself made use of the facility by visiting the restroom, and giving herself a proper wash of the face. Followed by an extensive rework and repplication of her make-up... It actually took longer for Evelyn to get done than it took for her pokemon to get treated...

But putting that aside! Now with her three musketeers all patched up, it was finally time!

Time to...!

... Go shopping.

What? You thought this girl was just gonna go racing out of the city and look for adventures and mayhem without getting supplies first? Thus, using her phone again, Eve looked up where the local PokeMart was located, and headed towards there.

En route, she noticed a few more pokemon roaming the streets and alleys that she hadn't originally seen. Like the mischievous purple-sorta cats... They were cute... But... There was just this nagging feeling in the back of the girl's head that, if she tried to approach them, they'd probably start Fury Swiping at her... Besides, she'd already gotten two new pokemon already. Getting any additional ones would make training a chore later on. So for now, she left the kitties alone...

... I'll be back though, don't you worry...

Arrriving at the outside of the store, it was... Well, a store. The typical thing you'd expect a PokeMart to look like. Right, the time was now! Approaching the automatic doors, they opened, and a she stepped in, an electronic bell announced the arrival of this new customer.... Now, time to look at what was on offer, and decide on what to buy.

Evelyn is inspecting and browsing the PokeMart's selection of items.
@Lunarlord34
Ah, yes, of course! The dreaded invisible 4Kids gun! What a villain.

@Crusader Lord
... Amogus...! :O

@Remram
Sweet. Now to see if Evelyn gets a cute new floofer pup to add to her roster, or if she gets charred spooder.
@Xaltwind
Not my fault that forest was full of grass and bug types ripe for the picking for training her two fire types, a flying type and an ice type

Honestly I blame Remy

So Steph's a bullly and Remram's an enabler, that's what you're saying?

Shame on you, @Remram. >:(
Ah, I see. So Steph's the type to bully defenseless weaklings en masse and steal their lunch money. Gotcha. What a sweet country girl she is. *nods*

*Imagines Steph singing her new Theme Song in an aussie accent*
I guess when you put a big ol' "Do not enter sign" on something it only compels people to do the opposite.

Especially when they're a bunch of rowdy kids who just got their hands of, what is essentially the equivalent to, weapons.

Such uncouth behavior. *exasperated sigh*

EDIT:


Oh, by the way. In regards to the comment of Steph and her little fire-pokemon becoming Death, Destroyer of Worlds, I decided that they needed a new theme song.

@Remram
I really like the updated map.
It's a lot easier for my crappy eyes to actually read it now. :D
@Xaltwind
It's Clarissa fighting Nils. Amelia is just an observer.

Yes, but I imagined that the little one's FIGHTING SPIRIT
would be awakened by watching the fight, and then she'd kick his teeth in. With her pokemon.

... She just gives off that cibe you know? [/verynotagoodjudgeofcharacter]
Gotta work overtime one last time tomorrow, then I'll be caught back up... Don't you just love going to the dentist, paying a full day's wage in costs, then coming back to work and having to stay late to "make up for the time" you spent making sure your teeth don't start falling outta yer mouth.

Yay......

Now go show Nils' who's boss, Amelia!
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Ah gonna join me in the pupper catching. Love a Growlithe

Nu! >:(
Puppers are moine. You stay away, stinky dingo-breath!

'Sides, Evelyn's already going for it! Mwahahaha~

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And yes, I know that Growlithe isn't technically a 'rare' pokemon. But Evelyn doesn't know that. :P
Let the girl dream!
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