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9 mos ago
Current I'm tempted to say "I've lost better friends than you" to a lote of people lately. I'm not sure what I ever want to say to the better friends that I've lost, though.
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Twelve years ago, I said something on this website that continues to embarrassing me to this day. I was a stupid kid, like most, but I've never quite gotten the taste out of my mouth. Anyone who knew me at the time can tell you about it.

I love this website. I'm pretty sure my phylactery is stored wherever the webserver is and a significant chunk of me will just disappear when it ceases operation. Until then, it comforts me. I should go to the hardware store and paint my bedroom walls with the same soft, brownish grey that the background color has been for the last twelve years. Some of my friends can't wait for the site to go offline but I don't know of any other places that offer the same sense of community.

I'm an omni-gamer. I like board games, tabletop roleplaying games, admire tabletop war games, suck at riddles, and have an absurd library of video games. Survival horror is basically my favorite genre. Otherwise I'm a fan of esoteric, occult bullshit and punk rock. But disco's cool. Disco is what humanity sounds like when it chooses to be happy. Between you and I, I'd like to hope that the days of my life can sparkle like a disco ball, accreting like sparks from a grinder held up against the unwavering dark of deaths own shadow. Burn baby burn.

You and I, we're gonna die. We should be friends first, though. Write some checks we can't cash and make eachother smile. Make believe for a while.

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Two hours and three minutes 'til chaos.
That man died so that we all may live. (& Yes)
I see where you're coming from, but to be honest, I really love this game. Plus, you already have it set up so that if we lose momentum, the game ends itself with the world sinking into a quagmire of chaos. Even if you choose not to run another one like this, I would really love to finish this one out. We never finish stuff. And it's been so long since it felt like we were playing together instead of just writing next to each other.
Kingston, Jamaica
Exactly Where We Left Off


"Aye aye, Captain. It's too bad we don't have any allies with teleportation or fast travel capabilities onhand. No," he pauses, imagining himself taking a drag off a cigarette, "then it would be too damn easy. We'll have to make do with what we've got for now."

He swept the building with his echolocation, lapping up more of that imaginary peanut butter. No signs of life: Damn. As he saw it, he had two options. One: Investigate the buildings insides to find valuable clues and evidence of who was behind this. Or Two: Risk security of this evidence by moving on to the next safehouse in spite of the fact that stragglers were unlikely to be found, because there is a colossally infinitesimal chance that they could technically be found.

"There's a safehouse about three miles north from where you're at," Coulson updates him. "I've got an unstable satellite image. It looks like there are fewer outside of this one than the one that you're at right now. Pretty convenient, huh?"

"Too convenient. Damn near provident."

I guess it's time to save the day. Daredevil collects the unconscious militants like trading cards before throwing them into the back of their own van like dodgeballs that don't want to bounce. He disarms them individually and collects their arsenal in the passenger seat. Then, to make sure none of them wake up and try anything effective, he floats over them, as they sleep like tired children (who've been beaten into submission), and he holds their hands in his own before pulling their fingers uncomfortably far back. So much so that Matthew the Catholic felt bad for them, especially when he heard that devastating crunch of things coming undone. He shuddered, but hey: The devil made him do it, right?

So he slams the back door shut and climbs back behind the wheel before making the wheels of the truck go round and round. Occasionally a few of the men would wake up and start crying about how he hadn't signed up for this and how shocking it was that Daredevil could call himself a hero. Then Matt would pull over, tell whoever was whining that he had signed up for all this and more when he decided to break international laws, and make sure he had internalized all this before knocking the crybaby out with his own broken fingers. After a demonstration or two, they'd learned to shut up.

On the way, one of the militants got curious and he began to whisper frantically to his comrades. They stopped when the wheels on the truck were no longer going round and round. The air filled with tension and the pungent smell of fresh piss. Then something else entered the truck, a question. A valid one: "Where are we going?"

"To Hell! Bwa ha ha ha haha ha haha haha!"


Daredevil laughed maniacally as he threw his arms dramatically forward, suffocating the gas pedal underfoot and swerving all across the dirt road, diving into pot holes and soaring over hills. At that, Daredevil twists his neck like an owl to stare at his unfastened passengers and growls like a banshee: "Tell me who you work for and I'll let you out of the truck!"

"Eek!" the collective squeals. "The boss'll kill us!"

"We're driving seventy miles an hour on a dirt road. Intentionally or not, I'll kill you!" Then, he laughs again, "And I'll let you in on a little secret: I can't see where I'm going! Ah ha haha haha hahahaaughff! It's a miracle I haven't crashed. And your delicious little screams, well, they're only making it harder for me to drive."

Then he hears it, one of them opens his mouth and his heart flutters with truthfulness. He pushes his tongue against his lower lip before being head-butted by his comrade. They both bleed and scream and fight amongst themselves, but if they were going to do anything that would progress the plot, they were taking way too long. As he pulls over, he checks in on the Star Spangled Superhero, "What's it like on your end, Cap?"

Then, he slinks around the van to say one last thing to his little angels: "Looks like we've arrived at the next safehouse, boys. Daddy's got to go inside," with a sinister smile and lots of teeth exposed, he nods and giggles "so it's Nnnnnap Time!"
The pace always slumps after five minutes, I know. I think we gotta work to fix our slow pace, though. Certainly one of us has the time to post each day.
Maybe staggering more low level threats would be more conducive to goading us into posting faster instead of going "Oh, a threat level 13. We've got two weeks to take care of that." But I think having only one encounter at a time would kill some of the fun.
Depending on whether Ink posts I can possibly squeeze out two posts tonight.

Curtis Falconer was better know to the world as Aztek, a golden & white superhero who basically seemed to be effective at going round after round with edgier, more generally dangerous super-people, both heroes and villains. It had been a couple weeks since he'd been to the tower or spoken with most of the team, but his adventures in hometown Vanity City left him the slightest bit cynical. I swear to the Judeo-Christian God that if one of the new recruits has the words Blood, Death or Kill in their codename, we're going to have problems.

He struts up poolside in white and gold trunks, keeping with his usual color scheme. Beast Boy, by default of course, had done the same. While two girls, each with Star in their names, chatted poolside, Curt felt like making good use of the time, manufacturing memories he'd later cherish. One could say he had the spirit, but not the feeling . So he slumped into the water at the deep end before regulating himself to float. The water was cooler than anticipated.

"Hey Bee Bee! I bet I can hold my breath underwater longer than you can!"

Invitingly, he pulled his hand and forearm to his face, waving like he was frantically trying to kill a housefly. He wondered if there were mosquitos at this altitude. If nothing else, slaying the bloodsuckers like the foul demons they were would make a perfectly fine past time if nothing else come of this poolside business.
So how many posts do we need tonight to resolve Jamaica before losing six stability points?

Inkarnate, Jones, and myself all have posts where we saddle up. I imagine those don't count towards mitigating damage or our goal of 6 posts. Jones has two posts of attacking the base and working on a plan to move forward and I have one. I imagine that counts as three because determining how we will secure the safehouse is a step towards saving the world. So that means that Kingston is saved if each of us post again once tonight, right?

Also, do I get to make up what Coulson tells Daredevil and does it matter what I say is inside/outside any given safehouse, or do I need to wait for a GM post for those?

Edit: The Bostonians are just SOL.
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