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8 yrs ago
And an early Happy Christmas to you.
9 yrs ago
If you like all of the necessary ingredients, pastry and all, why not just make the pie? So many questions.
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9 yrs ago
...How in the heavens do you make soup out of a pie?
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9 yrs ago
Fireworks are fine and all, but why do they have to be so bright, colourful and loud?
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9 yrs ago
See, I always pronounced Nutella based on how it was spelt. Noot-telly. Is that wrong?
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Yeah, still here.
There once was a man, who is well known in his city. His name was John but on weekends it was Britney. On Sundays, his name was Carl. The rest of the time, it was 'dumbass'. And he has two things that always accompany him, a list of names and a worn-out red marker. It would surprise you to know that, while it went against the expected function, the marker was not for writing on paper.

Morning light filled the hospital, the smell of death hung in the air. The pale walls shone wetly. Above Dumbass's bed hung a portrait of the Quartermaster of the KSR, and by his nightstand was a comb and a brush and a bowl full of mush. John had ended up with a broken hip after tripping himself at the stair. Or, at least that's what he told the Doctors had broken his hip. In fact, it had been something far more sinister; autohypnotic asphyxiation. Heading back home, he saw, that the mayor's car had been entirely covered in cling film. Confused by his misadventures, he decided that a live tentacle porn show was the next best option.

He proceeded to go to the fishmongers,

@HushedWhispers
Rad. I'll get right to this CS then.
In Alphabet Game 9 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
Zorro

Oh, my turn... How about some Cartoon Animals? I'll start off proceedings:

Arlene (from Garfield)
There once was a poet called Persis,
Whose greetings contained rhyming verses,
And to my disdain,
I replied in quintrain,
"How'm I going to end this with 'nurses'?"

Welcome to the gang.
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In Alphabet Game 9 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
Xone of Contention
Excuse me in advance as I am pretty rusty with everything and trying to get back in the guild one day at a time.


In exactly the same boat here.

And yeah, super interested in this concept. Eagerly following this.
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