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5 mos ago
Current Convention upcoming, gonna write an RPG about necromantic mecha vs. vampire kaiju
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5 mos ago
May '24s horrible shit at least be funny.
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5 mos ago
"Monstrous wordcount has no intrinsic merit, unless inordinate verbosity be considered a virtue..."
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5 mos ago
You want more'n a thousand words out of me then I'd advise my hourly rate might be more reasonable than the per-word.
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5 mos ago
Alright, concept decided for next convention RP: your unit is charged with testing a prototype necromech with a mysterious new component in the war against the vampires.

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Lifetime GM. I run horror, dark fantasy, sci-fantasy. All players welcome, as long as you engage with the material.
You can, I think, tell a lot about me based on my blog
I will reference Disco Elysium and no one can stop me.

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Who up standing before those decrepit gates without really knowing why?

By which I mean updates in a bit, plot threads dangled. No one need rush, just enjoy the show.
@Excession Would this draft of Hulbrad Ydylis be okay to add to Characters?


Can't access the file, but once you unlock it feel free to post it in the character thread and any changes can be made as necessary.
Kira's Private Box

The Yrvanim gently takes the weapon in her right hand, and her left unfolds like an explosion in slowed time; unfolding into a set of tools that impossibly precise and elegant. They click almost musically as she begins calibrating the weapon.
"I'll give you this fix for free. Can't go selling faulty guns," she says, "and I'll split you cut from the bag when I'm done."
She continues to work in silence for a moment.
"What's next for Kontina's only Goblin captain, and my uncharacteristically restrained cousin over there? Good card for today, if you want to stay and try to double your earnings. Celebrate a fruitful trade with me."
I imagine Rush is still in so I'd be happy to start if we get one more player
Kira's Private Box

"Hm," she extends a long-fingered hand, delicate yet calloused. "Let me take a look, tune it up a bit."
Kira's Private Box

She inspects the bag for a moment, irises spinning.
"Quartun, mixed, heavy on the sunstones," she mutters - perfectly counting and weighing the contents at a glance. Immediately almost bored.
"How'd the guns perform?" She asks, sitting up. Her gaze settles on one of your bodies, the one carrying the gun that jammed. Out of sight under a jacket. Her eyes seem to find it exactly but it could be your imagination.
It was a tiny thing; a casing hit the ejector at an odd angle. A four-second problem. You barely registered it, since the amount of lead these things spit would make it stranger not to get the occasional jam.
Excellent. Being Hulbradim get ready for several layers of conspiracy.
The Cells

The Unfortunate Son inhales again, nodding as if this was the answer he expected, and exhales as he speaks.
"Good. We are kindred spirits, in a way. You too know that one must seek adversity lest this wretched world swallow them whole," he says.
He stands, rolls his shoulders.
"I have a trial for you, Cold Hands. Be patient, prepare your strength. For what little remains holy to you... this will be a rapture."

Kira's Private Box

There is a moment of silence. You can almost picture the exchange of glances
And then Kira speaks.
"Enter."
So you do.

The room is layered with history; the dull red stone, undressed and functional, from the colosseum's founding. Finery and filigree laid over that, then torn away but for parts too awkward to remove or too ugly to fence, layered again with the trappings of VIP opulence, then finally adorned to Kira's tastes. Gunmetal grays, highlights of gold, and replicas of her favourite guns.
As you wait patiently to be called forward, Kira dismisses the Vampire's agent - a boy, possibly, and perhaps fifteen, dressed in black silk. He needs no badge of office. The Vampire's mark is evident in his coal-black eyes.
He drifts from the room like a ghost, followed by Kira's growl of "and take your fucking spiders with you."
With the merest whisper a single-file parade of spiders flows across the ceiling and out the door.

It's just you and her, now. The finest gunsmith in the known world, they say. Exile of House Yrva. She's stocky, muscled with that particular corded strength of dedicated artisan in heavy metals. Dressed in a fine gray-and-gold vest so her arms are left bare.
Her features are broad and angular, but her eyes dominate your attention if you look at her face. Faintly glowing blue-white, three irises rotating and oscillating with her gaze.
They say she can put a bullet in your heart from two leagues away.
"Good timing, Chegs," she says, her voice slightly rasped from fumes. She has never bothered to learn to pronounce the Goblin's name right. Or perhaps she feels some affection for him betrayed in the diminutive. Who can know the mind of a demigod?
"You've got my cut, for your guns? Wait."
She holds up a hand suddenly, then reaches under the arm of her scuffed and worn (but evidently comfy) chair.
Her eyes scan the ceiling, following something you can't quite make out, and then a gunshot echoes in the small room.

Whatever she hit was vaporized by the bullet as it plouged through the stone.

"Right. Cheeky fucking thing. Loot, then; you have it?"
I'd be down, but likely only after the holidays.


It's a slow moving gane right now, so there's no hurry. Feel free to skim the content, ask questions, ponder options or just go all-in once you have time.

Hmm, I should update the first post with some vitals about current cast
@Excession

Would I be correct in thinking that when they mention 'the Captain' they are talking about Mandalthraxus?

Also, I've just noticed that you've been calling the spider vampire captain Orohome in our game but use the name Orohomi in your lore document.


Correct!

I forgot about that typo; weird artifact in the doc from someone who had editing access that I keep forgetting to correct
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