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10 yrs ago
Current Nerds.
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10 yrs ago
How many more people need to die before we do something about ISIS?
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10 yrs ago
These status updates are...odd. I approve.
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10 yrs ago
Butts. They are so round, so squishy, so perfect. Bootiful.
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10 yrs ago
We are all massive nerds.
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Things you need to know:

I'm eighteen years old. I'm American. I'm a Protestant Christian. I don't like anime. I like comic books. I once killed a shark.

My roleplaying interests change periodically, and I am not currently looking to join any more roleplays at the moment.

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Name: Vires Decius Race: Turian Position: Captain Appearance: 6'2, approx. 230 lbs, blue eyes. Vires has a long slash across his forehead, as well as numerous whip scares on his back. Vires' colony tattoo consists of white paint that looks like this. Allegiance: Turian Blackwatch (22nd Lightning Psychos) Abilities: None Bio: Vires was born on the planet Invictus, in the Caestus systems, located in the Minos Wasteland quadrant of the Milky Way galaxy. Vires father was a career military man, who, at Vires birth, was a high ranking general charged with the defense of the Minos Wasteland colonies, alongside a handful of admirals and generals. Because of his father's status, Vires was expected to grow up to be of equal importance. While most would consider it a daunting task to live in the shadow of a military giant, Vires took it upon himself to live up to those expectations. At a young age, Vires' mother, Taeya, enlisted the greatest personal teachers for Vires, to give him the best chance at success. The greatest scholars, mathematicians and historians worked with Vires all day, for seven days a (human) week, to give him the knowledge he would require to grow up and be somebody. As soon as he was physically able, Vires began training in the use of firearms with the local frontiersmen. When it was apparent that Vires had learned all he could from non-military firearms experts, General Decius had an ex-training sergeant hired and sent to his family on the Invictus colony. This man, Cassus, became Vires's inspiration. Cassus was able to bring Vires training regime to new heights, not only teaching him how to properly use firearms but also hand to hand martial arts, knife fighting, and the use of explosives. While most species would not allow such extremes to be taken when preparing a non-adult, the Turians couldn't care less: in fact, such devotion was expected. The children of greats were expected to be great as well. Vires, while excelling in his training, was considered a socially awkward introvert. He had very little informal contact with anyone outside of his family gene. This inadvertently led to Vires no longer relying on interaction with other sentient beings, a skill pivotal for the special operations soldier he was to become. The birthday Vires was old enough to enlist, his gift consisted of being transported to the recruitment office as soon as it opened. He signed up as a marine, and after a tear-less goodbye to his mother, was off to boot camp. For most Turians, boot camp is a grueling, torturous thing that most despise the moment they arrive. But not Turians like Vires. Turians who had lived their whole lives to prove that they were as good as their parents. Boot camp was just another chance to improve, nothing more. Vires met his lifelong friends at boot camp, in fact. The ten of them would become the original 22nd Lightning Psychos. At graduation, the temporary squads that had been established during training were given their official names and assigned to their posts. The 22nd found itself serving onboard a Turian cruiser on the edge of Terminus space, where they protected major trading posts and trade lanes from pirates. Vires saw considerable action during his four tours of duty aboard this cruiser, and this is where the majority of his squad's recommendations for Blackwatch status came from. The nail on the head, however, was when the cruiser crash landed on a planet in the Faryar system, located in the Hourglass Nebula. Most of the crew died on impact, including one member of the Lightning Psychos. While the Turians awaited rescue, the Lightning Psychos led the defense of the makeshift Turian camp, alongside one other surviving combat squad. Numerous attacks from a pirate base on a nearby moon failed to penetrate the defenses manned by the Psychos, and Vires himself claimed hundreds of kills during the months of near constant attacks. Vires later learned that the pirates were after the cruiser's secret cargo of experimental weapons of mass destruction. When the squad was rescued, only seven had survived. Those seven were bestowed the highest honors, and their squad was given the chance to train further and become a special operations Blackwatch squad. They accepted. For the past twelve years, Vires has served alongside the 22nd Lightning Psychos in the most dangerous missions Blackwatch has ever sent their teams on. Vires has watched countless men die, and only he and two other of the original Lightning Psychos remain. This has earned the three of them the nickname 'The Immortal Trio.' Some of the more religious members of the Lightning Psychos believe their unit's spirit has some special plan for the three warriors. In recent years, two years ago, percisely, Vires became the squad's leader. He leads them with the discipline and honor expected of a Turian; yet Vires is not satisfied. He will never be satisfied with being a mere soldier. Vires still dreams of becoming a general, much like his aging father. Gear: Firearms - Phaeston assault rifle; Krysae anti-material sniper rifle; M-6 Carnifex Hand Cannon Explosives - ML-77 Missile Launcher; Flashbangs; Inferno grenades; high explosive grenades; proximity mines Other - Makhaira knife; Omni-tool Armor - Light Crisis/Hazard Armor Mk X Vehicles - Turian Corvette 'Relentless' acts as Decius' Blackwarch squad's transport and combat vehicle. Small, maneuverable, capable of carrying a crew of ten.
What have we established about the LHPD so far? Because I'd be interested in eventually creating some sort of detective/SWAT officer in the future. Also, it'd just be a generally good idea to keep the important elements of Lost Haven uniform in nature. We don't want two different people to mention two different uniform colors when they describe the police.
LHPD are pretty much your standard police force. Though, the tactical units would be in black, so yeah...your typical police force.
Alrighty. I guess I'll just use the NYPD as a point of reference, since they seem to be the considered the most standard. I was just asking because around where I live the uniformed officers wear black instead of blue. No idea about SWAT, though.
Alright, ME-2 it is.
On another note, Soundwave may ask for some Kryponite ... Just in case.
I suggest the pink kryptonite. It seems to work really well.
Pink? Neat. So long as Soundwave can use it to defeat Superfreak. Never know when one may need it.
Heh, Supes isn't even accepted yet, so I wouldn't start having Soundwave create any sort of contingency plans in case Superman went turncoat quite yet. EDIT: I looked it up. Lolsy kryptonite is lolsy.
On another note, Soundwave may ask for some Kryponite ... Just in case.
I suggest the pink kryptonite. It seems to work really well.
Pink kryptonite? Say whaaaat?
Hrm. I'll probably be creating a Turian. Or maybe a Krogan. Is the Mass Effect universe post-ME3? And which endings are we using?
I think Soundwave could tell who superman really was. Glasses will not stop a Decepticon. Lolololololol. This joke is confused On a random note, it's very probable that Soundwave would eavesdrop on his communications with his league. It's just what Soundwave does.
Soundwave better join the queue for "Listen to the Justice League's Meetings!", considering how there's dozens of villains who've eavesdropped on the JLA, and several of them could do something with that information that won't get the Justice League on their ass faster than you can say "Guess what I've got!"
Heheh.
And then everyone would tell Soundwave to hush up. :D
Soundwave doesn't speak. It's very possible Soundwave would find ways of barring said villains.
If Soundwave were to reveal Superman's identity, I feel like his day would go down hill. Very fast. Also, this Superhero texts site? Hilarious.
I think Soundwave could tell who superman really was. Glasses will not stop a Decepticon. Lolololololol. This joke is confused On a random note, it's very probable that Soundwave would eavesdrop on his communications with his league. It's just what Soundwave does.
Soundwave better join the queue for "Listen to the Justice League's Meetings!", considering how there's dozens of villains who've eavesdropped on the JLA, and several of them could do something with that information that won't get the Justice League on their ass faster than you can say "Guess what I've got!"
Heheh.
Right. Tided up Superman's character sheet, and added a link to a nifty comic book origins thingie. Most importantly, however, I created a draft for that device that'll keep Superman from getting out of control. http://www.roleplayerguild.com/topics/74771-massive-multiversal-crossover-interest-check-and-signups/ooc?page=27#post-2358913 *Le mandatory linkage* Just wanted to know your (guys') thoughts on it.
What have we established about the LHPD so far? Because I'd be interested in eventually creating some sort of detective/SWAT officer in the future. Also, it'd just be a generally good idea to keep the important elements of Lost Haven uniform in nature. We don't want two different people to mention two different uniform colors when they describe the police.
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