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Is this the sort of establishment we run? I'm not sure if I want to be a part of this if Tyrael's just allowed to go around raping comatose students.
Rtron said
You're just encouraging him. Just let it happen, then casually mention that anyone who enters you Fallopian tube dies a horrific death. Similar to how the Mummy kills people(The first one)


I don't think the 'just let it happen' option is a great one to take when Lucius is around.
For fucks sa- NO.

No. Means. No.
Tyrael. Justly. Sure.
Lucius Cypher said
Khan keeps the teachers in line but also has to play politics with the college. He doesn't have time to deal with the affairs of a mere guardsman. Let me narrow it down for you: who is the on who manages the security and protection of the college?


The Guard captain is in charge of the militia, Tyrael just manages the demons. I doubt Khan would allow someone like him actual people under his command.
Lucius Cypher said
1. Who do you think PAYS Grey? Lucilia? Nah, she makes the money, but someone else writes the checks. Guess who?


Khan does
Most people don't call violent opposition 'foreplay.'
Sorry Validad, I don't have time for you. maybe if you put on a T-shirt I might take you seriously.
Now it's time for another episode of 'Stat me'! today's subject, Uicle. (I've been pronouncing it 'You-slee,' is that right? Anything's better than 'Weekle')
We shall be using the S.P.E.C.I.A.L system today.

STR: 6
Unfortunately, Uicle may basically be a robot but he's just an empty shell, any bonus to physical strength is cancelled by him not having muscles anymore.

PER: 4
Uicle seems to have no problems or advantages in most of the sensory departments, but I'm docking him a point as he can't be that sensitive to touch or smell anymore. (taste is irrelevant here)

END: 9
Gods, but he is hard to kill.

CHA: 6
He's a little ornery and doesn't really enjoy social interactions, but the sight of him doesn't cause people to vomit. Also, if he was really inclined I bet he could do better at the political bullshit.

INT: 9
Not the smartest ever, but he's as sharp as a razor.

AGL: 5
Perfectly average

LCK: 1
God damnit, Aarem.
Lucius Cypher said
Not from him. And if anyone tries to do that, he'd show off his penmanship by grinding your leg onto the wall of his office, making big letters his name. Of course, the blood is going to congeal, so he'll need to do that repeatedly in order for it to stick. using the same person if need be. I'm guessing Grey is going to volunteer for that? Or maybe Alaira is going to offer her children to Tyrael? I'm pretty sure he can spell out his name with three, maybe four thrown babies. Depends on how chubby they are.


1. Grey is College property. Dismembering Grey will come out of your pay.

2. NO!

3 NONONONONONONO!

No.
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