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Nah, he'd rather use landmarks.

"This is Tyrael's Forest of Decapitations! You can tell because all the trees have severed heads."

"Welcome to the Abyss of Screams! You're going to need to shout over all the people drowning in the water next to us!"

"You have arrived to the Pit of Endless Despair. Below you will find many irate tax accountants who have some choice words about your organizational skills."

He's a very "Show, don't tell" kind of guy. It's why he doesn't talk much; he's not very good at explaining, sort of rambling or makes references to things that you might not be aware of.
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Lucius Cypher said
"You have arrived to the Pit of Endless Despair. Below you will find many irate tax accountants who have some choice words about your organizational skills."


Aunt Dana? what are you doing down there?
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"THAT'S BECAUSE YOU KEEP ROUNDING UP! DO YOU REALIZE HOW MANY FILES YOU'VE COMPROMISED!? EVERYTHING IS OFF BALANCED NOW!"
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"Now if you'll look to your right, you'll see the Chamber of Eternal Misery, however our necromancy teacher calls it his office for some reason." *CLANG* "Oh, don't worry. That was just another loose stone falling from the ceiling and hitting said instructor on the head, despite the fact that said ceiling was constructed from wood."
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If you think that's bad, check out the break room.
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I just want there to be a cardboard sign written in crayon titled 'Tyrael's Office' and the R is backwards.
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Not from him. And if anyone tries to do that, he'd show off his penmanship by grinding your leg onto the wall of his office, making big letters his name. Of course, the blood is going to congeal, so he'll need to do that repeatedly in order for it to stick. using the same person if need be. I'm guessing Grey is going to volunteer for that? Or maybe Alaira is going to offer her children to Tyrael? I'm pretty sure he can spell out his name with three, maybe four thrown babies. Depends on how chubby they are.
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"Now if you'll look to your right, you'll see the Chamber of Eternal Misery, however our necromancy teacher calls it his office for some reason." *CLANG* "Oh, don't worry. That was just another loose stone falling from the ceiling and hitting said instructor on the head, despite the fact that said ceiling was constructed from wood."


Indeed.
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Not from him. And if anyone tries to do that, he'd show off his penmanship by grinding your leg onto the wall of his office, making big letters his name. Of course, the blood is going to congeal, so he'll need to do that repeatedly in order for it to stick. using the same person if need be. I'm guessing Grey is going to volunteer for that? Or maybe Alaira is going to offer her children to Tyrael? I'm pretty sure he can spell out his name with three, maybe four thrown babies. Depends on how chubby they are.


You see? This is exactly why he was killed in the third act with Pylia. At least Uicle was classy and subtle with his violence and suffering making....when he did that....before he died.....
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Not from him. And if anyone tries to do that, he'd show off his penmanship by grinding your leg onto the wall of his office, making big letters his name. Of course, the blood is going to congeal, so he'll need to do that repeatedly in order for it to stick. using the same person if need be. I'm guessing Grey is going to volunteer for that? Or maybe Alaira is going to offer her children to Tyrael? I'm pretty sure he can spell out his name with three, maybe four thrown babies. Depends on how chubby they are.


1. Grey is College property. Dismembering Grey will come out of your pay.

2. NO!

3 NONONONONONONO!

No.
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Now it's time for another episode of 'Stat me'! today's subject, Uicle. (I've been pronouncing it 'You-slee,' is that right? Anything's better than 'Weekle')
We shall be using the S.P.E.C.I.A.L system today.

STR: 6
Unfortunately, Uicle may basically be a robot but he's just an empty shell, any bonus to physical strength is cancelled by him not having muscles anymore.

PER: 4
Uicle seems to have no problems or advantages in most of the sensory departments, but I'm docking him a point as he can't be that sensitive to touch or smell anymore. (taste is irrelevant here)

END: 9
Gods, but he is hard to kill.

CHA: 6
He's a little ornery and doesn't really enjoy social interactions, but the sight of him doesn't cause people to vomit. Also, if he was really inclined I bet he could do better at the political bullshit.

INT: 9
Not the smartest ever, but he's as sharp as a razor.

AGL: 5
Perfectly average

LCK: 1
God damnit, Aarem.
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You see? This is exactly why he was killed in the third act with Pylia. At least Uicle was classy and subtle with his violence and suffering making....when he did that....before he died.....


Tyrael is true to himself. Which happens to be monstrous. But that's him, and he embraces it.

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1. Grey is College property. Dismembering Grey will come out of your pay.

2. NO!

3 NONONONONONONO!

No.


1. Who do you think PAYS Grey? Lucilia? Nah, she makes the money, but someone else writes the checks. Guess who?

2 & 3. You know you want to. This foreplay we do is only the building blocks, the foundation, the nest where our many, many babies will grow.
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Most people don't call violent opposition 'foreplay.'
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Pe-cahn-ns, Pe-cans, Freeshooter. You should know that it doesn't make a difference to him.
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1. Who do you think PAYS Grey? Lucilia? Nah, she makes the money, but someone else writes the checks. Guess who?


Khan does
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Khan keeps the teachers in line but also has to play politics with the college. He doesn't have time to deal with the affairs of a mere guardsman. Let me narrow it down for you: who is the on who manages the security and protection of the college?
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Khan keeps the teachers in line but also has to play politics with the college. He doesn't have time to deal with the affairs of a mere guardsman. Let me narrow it down for you: who is the on who manages the security and protection of the college?


The Guard captain is in charge of the militia, Tyrael just manages the demons. I doubt Khan would allow someone like him actual people under his command.
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I'm sure Khan isn't the type to let mere rumors and categorization deter him from giving positions of powers to those who can use them justly.
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Tyrael. Justly. Sure.
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I'm glad that we see eye to eye. Now get bent and spread your ass out, I'm about to enter your fallopian tube for great justice.
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