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Recent Statuses

7 yrs ago
Who here likes cuddles?
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7 yrs ago
If your girl can't crack your skull between her thighs then whats the point of even being a human being.
7 likes
8 yrs ago
Identities are confusing to figure out.
4 likes
8 yrs ago
How do wing.
8 yrs ago
Omae wa mou shindeiru.
3 likes

Bio

Well hello.

I guess I should introduce myself, huh.

I'm Gardevoiran, just some schmuck going to college and working towards getting a degree in Fine Arts.

I do commissions and what-not, and you can ask me to do a commission for you through my Discord (Gardevoiran #1429) or up here through RPGuild PMs, and I receive donations and payment through my Ko-fi page. Clicking the box right below here will take you to it.



I'm a nerd. I play Pokemon religiously, I dabble in some anime, I write up here, and I love watching incredibly awful movies and just making fun of them. Specifically things like "Leo the Lion" and what not.

I don't have much else to say, so I guess I can leave you guys with a really bad joke.

"What do you call a cow with two legs?"
"Lean beef."

Most Recent Posts

@Cuccoruler
So if I'm getting this right, and I hope I am, everything is screwed for the humans, and effectively they're doomed to extinction?

Xoxi has some pretty big non-existent balls to be alone in the harsh world. Although it'd probably be easier to survive.
<Snipped quote by Banana>

Dejor is already the god of neja no.

Also... just cause I can. Have a random boat show up infront of xoxi.


1) Ok. Res are officially scrapped.
2) Shoot yeah! This is why you scream at oceans kids.
<Snipped quote by Slendy>

Gonna make a new race out of em! Ever heard of splatoon?


Oh my god please make them polymorphic to a child appearance.

Edit: read some of the merged and can Dejor be the Res God?
Xoxi hops out of the carriage, staring right at a demolished bridge towards Britain. The only way in is through some very skilled free running, and even then the support of it all looks like it could fall at any single moment. The land around it looks completely ruined. No signs of any plantoids around.

"Here you are, lady. I best be outta here before trouble shows up."

"Alright..."

As the carriage driver hauls out of there, Xoxi rethinks everything around her. The bridge is close to uncrossable, and going sideways is also not an option, so there was only one logical answer...

Screaming at an ocean.

Britain is an island after all. There's water surrounding it entirely except for the Ireland part of it, which is also surrounded by water. If it doesn't work the bridge is a really dumb yet somewhat smart idea. The bridge breaks, enemies can't get onto Britain. It stays up, Xoxi has a way off the island.

Xoxi climbed down a cliff, onto the shoreline, and faced the ocean. This was an abysmally dumb idea, she thought, but it was all she had to go on.

"HEY! CAN ANYONE HEAR ME? PRETTY SURE THIS ISN'T GOING TO WORK BUT IF IT DOES GIVE ME A SIGN OR SOMETHING!"

With an odd stroke of luck, a boat surfaces out of the water.

There's no explanation to it, the boat just appeared out of the water for no reason.

"...cool beans."

Xoxi climbs in the boat and starts rowing it towards Ireland.
<Snipped quote by Banana>

still not a merged.


Oh. Well crap.

Scrapping that race into the possible revisions category for me.
@Banana Hades is dead, would have to be a merged in order to have a race.


Ah crap. Well if you think about it these are reanimated skeletons. Either way they'd still be dumb enough to believe that he still exists. If not I'll just use the Aztec God Mictlantecuhtli. That'd probably work just as well.
Also, I wanna ask a really dumb question.

Can you persuade a god of the ocean... by yelling at an ocean?

I dunno why I'm asking this other than convenience reasons. The dialogue would be kind of funny though.
Figured I had a dumb idea for a race, might as well post it.

The Res

@Cuccoruler Back, and damn this'll be one long carriage ride for Xox. Either way I'm gonna head off for the night. I'll be back tomorrow gents.
Alright gents and or ladies, I'm gonna go take a quick break from stuff and be back in like 20 or so minutes.
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