Should I write a small guide to Xoxi's insanity?
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@rechonq
She lived alone near Dej for like 10 years, using the sewer system as a way to sneak through the city.
She used sewers as a unit of legitimate measurement.
She lived alone near Dej for like 10 years, using the sewer system as a way to sneak through the city.
She used sewers as a unit of legitimate measurement.
@BlackPanther
You're right. Plus having the god of cheese on your back wouldn't be a bad thing.
You're right. Plus having the god of cheese on your back wouldn't be a bad thing.
I feel like Xoxi is slightly insane.
She has been mostly alone for 16 years.
I also feel like Sheogorath would like her style.
She has been mostly alone for 16 years.
I also feel like Sheogorath would like her style.
<Snipped quote by Banana>
Xoxi wants Axis' Banana.
Axis'll receive a card with every shade of purple imaginable saying "I'm flattered, but you hit on a lesbian."
Edit: I mean every shade.
@Cuccoruler@rechonq@OtomostheCrazy
Xoxi steps into the Canadian ground, and immediately faceplants in the snow. She's not mad or anything, it's snow, something she hasn't felt in a long time.
"SNOW I MISSED YOU DON'T LEAVE ME"
Xoxi looked up and saw a very salty Cia.
"Cia... was it? Y'alright? You look like you've seen a demon or something of the sorts."
Xoxi looks towards the burnt ground, now wet from melted snow and Kree blood. She however sees something very far off in the distance.
It looks like a walrus-man.
"OH HEY ITS THE WALRUS GUY HE'S LIKE HALFWAY THROUGH THE ENTIRE SEWERS OF DEJ!"
Xoxi kinda shouted this as she got up, and started running towards the walrus-man. This attracted nearby Kree that were around, and they all started casing her, because she was an idiot.
"Oh hey, company? *snicker* Sorry boys but you've gotta find me first~!"
Xoxi slid into a cloak, and silently crept up a tree. The Kree, being confused, failed to locate her as she perched on a branch. Xoxi slowly flipped down and fell off the branch, landing on the back of a Kree, who immediately alerted the others nearby that Xoxi, having broken her shadowcloak, had started to fight.
"Hold up there guy! Lemme at least ride you for a minute before you kick me off!"
Xoxi jabbed her dagger into the shoulder of the Kree she was riding. As she rode him around, using him as a weapon to slay the other Kree.
After slaying the majority of her enemies, and when the ridden Kree falls over, Xoxi stares towards a final straggler and smiles.
"hey there buddy chum pal friend buddy pal chum bud friend fella bruther amigo pal buddy friend chummy chum chum pal i don't mean to be rude my friend pal home slice bread slice dawg but i gotta warn ya if u take one more diddly darn step right there im going to have to diddly darn snap ur neck and wowza wouldn't that be a crummy juncture, huh? do yuo want that? do wish upon yourself to come into physical experience with a crummy juncture? because friend buddy chum friend chum pally pal chum friend if you keep this up well gosh diddly darn i just might have to get not so friendly with u my friendly friend friend pal friend buddy chum pally friend chum buddy..."
As Xoxi said this, she got closer and closer to the Kree, before eventually jabbing two daggers into his head.
Xoxi then returns to heading towards Landon, and stops in front of him.
"Hello again walrus man."
Xoxi steps into the Canadian ground, and immediately faceplants in the snow. She's not mad or anything, it's snow, something she hasn't felt in a long time.
"SNOW I MISSED YOU DON'T LEAVE ME"
Xoxi looked up and saw a very salty Cia.
"Cia... was it? Y'alright? You look like you've seen a demon or something of the sorts."
Xoxi looks towards the burnt ground, now wet from melted snow and Kree blood. She however sees something very far off in the distance.
It looks like a walrus-man.
"OH HEY ITS THE WALRUS GUY HE'S LIKE HALFWAY THROUGH THE ENTIRE SEWERS OF DEJ!"
Xoxi kinda shouted this as she got up, and started running towards the walrus-man. This attracted nearby Kree that were around, and they all started casing her, because she was an idiot.
"Oh hey, company? *snicker* Sorry boys but you've gotta find me first~!"
Xoxi slid into a cloak, and silently crept up a tree. The Kree, being confused, failed to locate her as she perched on a branch. Xoxi slowly flipped down and fell off the branch, landing on the back of a Kree, who immediately alerted the others nearby that Xoxi, having broken her shadowcloak, had started to fight.
"Hold up there guy! Lemme at least ride you for a minute before you kick me off!"
Xoxi jabbed her dagger into the shoulder of the Kree she was riding. As she rode him around, using him as a weapon to slay the other Kree.
After slaying the majority of her enemies, and when the ridden Kree falls over, Xoxi stares towards a final straggler and smiles.
"hey there buddy chum pal friend buddy pal chum bud friend fella bruther amigo pal buddy friend chummy chum chum pal i don't mean to be rude my friend pal home slice bread slice dawg but i gotta warn ya if u take one more diddly darn step right there im going to have to diddly darn snap ur neck and wowza wouldn't that be a crummy juncture, huh? do yuo want that? do wish upon yourself to come into physical experience with a crummy juncture? because friend buddy chum friend chum pally pal chum friend if you keep this up well gosh diddly darn i just might have to get not so friendly with u my friendly friend friend pal friend buddy chum pally friend chum buddy..."
As Xoxi said this, she got closer and closer to the Kree, before eventually jabbing two daggers into his head.
Xoxi then returns to heading towards Landon, and stops in front of him.
"Hello again walrus man."
OK so I'm about to post, and I'm gonna do the thing I wanted to do if Claire told Xoxi that Cia killed everyone.
<Snipped quote by Banana>
Resisting all the urges.
On the contrary, m'lady.
Xoxi will give zero fucks, in multiple ways.
*cracks knuckles*
Presenting the god of love Axis XD
please don't drool on your technologies
I won't. Male I presume?
Edit: Yep.
@Ace of flames01
Hey can you use kree to kill other kree?
Edit: Like in the Batman Arkham games how you can ride the Titan thugs, can Kree be ridden like that?
Hey can you use kree to kill other kree?
Edit: Like in the Batman Arkham games how you can ride the Titan thugs, can Kree be ridden like that?
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