Gardevoiran Member
The Forbidden One
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7 yrs ago
Who here likes cuddles?
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7 yrs ago
If your girl can't crack your skull between her thighs then whats the point of even being a human being.
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8 yrs ago
Identities are confusing to figure out.
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8 yrs ago
How do wing.
8 yrs ago
Omae wa mou shindeiru.
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Bio
Well hello.
I guess I should introduce myself, huh.
I'm Gardevoiran, just some schmuck going to college and working towards getting a degree in Fine Arts.
I do commissions and what-not, and you can ask me to do a commission for you through my Discord (Gardevoiran #1429) or up here through RPGuild PMs, and I receive donations and payment through my Ko-fi page. Clicking the box right below here will take you to it.
I'm a nerd. I play Pokemon religiously, I dabble in some anime, I write up here, and I love watching incredibly awful movies and just making fun of them. Specifically things like "Leo the Lion" and what not.
I don't have much else to say, so I guess I can leave you guys with a really bad joke.
"What do you call a cow with two legs?"
"Lean beef."
Most Recent Posts
@Cuccoruler@OtomostheCrazy
Xoxi steps through the portal to San Fransisco, and her expression melts entirely.
The entire city was in more ruins than London was found in. Vines and plants have grown all over what remained of the golden gate bridge, and everything was in ruins.
"...this place used to be beautiful... but now it's a wasteland."
Xoxi saw the street sign, damaged but still up, reading "Haight-Ashbury".
"The Haight... where I stayed when I was 7. This place stayed surprisingly intact."
Xoxi saw that the city still had the beautiful ocean view, and Alcatraz looked mainly intact, aside from a gaping crack in it.
"Welcome to ruined San Fransisco, population... counting us... maybe 5."
Xoxi was clearly in a state of depression, until she realized.
"Nobody is around to stop me from stealing stuff! Heheh! World's greatest thief is about to steal some herbal substances!"
Xoxi ran over to a small cornerstore and came out with a small bag of what appeared to be moss.
"Cia if you wanna calm down I got what you need. Do we have ovens in London yet?"
Xoxi clearly wanted to make some special brownies. Not quite what your mother used to make, because those contained motherly love, but these ones would contain some special spices and crushing love. Clearly, Xoxi wanted Cia to feel good.
MEANWHILE...
"...well... there's one finger gone... why did I have to chop her hand off..."
Tlevran basically was in the middle of nowhere, a ruined small homestead was in sights, with a skeletal dog on the porch of it. A small lilac light emanated from the homestead.
"What the... what is that...?"
Tlevran sucked on his nubby finger, keeping blood in his body, as he walked to the wrecked house. Once he made it, he saw mildewed furniture, with a skeleton in a recliner, and another skeleton in a rocking chair. The light emanated from upstairs. As Tlevran enterd the second floor, he saw something very odd.
He saw a portal, barely staying together.
"What... is this...?"
Clearly, it either led to the Nexus... or to hell. Tlevran decided he would stay the night near the portal. It casted a comforting light onto his shadowed body, as Tlevran slowly drifted to sleep.
Xoxi steps through the portal to San Fransisco, and her expression melts entirely.
The entire city was in more ruins than London was found in. Vines and plants have grown all over what remained of the golden gate bridge, and everything was in ruins.
"...this place used to be beautiful... but now it's a wasteland."
Xoxi saw the street sign, damaged but still up, reading "Haight-Ashbury".
"The Haight... where I stayed when I was 7. This place stayed surprisingly intact."
Xoxi saw that the city still had the beautiful ocean view, and Alcatraz looked mainly intact, aside from a gaping crack in it.
"Welcome to ruined San Fransisco, population... counting us... maybe 5."
Xoxi was clearly in a state of depression, until she realized.
"Nobody is around to stop me from stealing stuff! Heheh! World's greatest thief is about to steal some herbal substances!"
Xoxi ran over to a small cornerstore and came out with a small bag of what appeared to be moss.
"Cia if you wanna calm down I got what you need. Do we have ovens in London yet?"
Xoxi clearly wanted to make some special brownies. Not quite what your mother used to make, because those contained motherly love, but these ones would contain some special spices and crushing love. Clearly, Xoxi wanted Cia to feel good.
MEANWHILE...
"...well... there's one finger gone... why did I have to chop her hand off..."
Tlevran basically was in the middle of nowhere, a ruined small homestead was in sights, with a skeletal dog on the porch of it. A small lilac light emanated from the homestead.
"What the... what is that...?"
Tlevran sucked on his nubby finger, keeping blood in his body, as he walked to the wrecked house. Once he made it, he saw mildewed furniture, with a skeleton in a recliner, and another skeleton in a rocking chair. The light emanated from upstairs. As Tlevran enterd the second floor, he saw something very odd.
He saw a portal, barely staying together.
"What... is this...?"
Clearly, it either led to the Nexus... or to hell. Tlevran decided he would stay the night near the portal. It casted a comforting light onto his shadowed body, as Tlevran slowly drifted to sleep.
@Ace of flames01
Alright then, I'm already typing my post out, it's not too late for it.
Alright then, I'm already typing my post out, it's not too late for it.
@BlackPanther
Dude just have magical herbs appear in the air, like how the boat appeared way long ago.
Edit: Also I have an idea for the explanation of the boat, but it'll be introduced later.
Dude just have magical herbs appear in the air, like how the boat appeared way long ago.
Edit: Also I have an idea for the explanation of the boat, but it'll be introduced later.
@Ace of flames01@BlackPanther
$20 IC. $20 IC you make him do a raptor screech.
Edit: Even throw in some IC herbal substances
$20 IC. $20 IC you make him do a raptor screech.
Edit: Even throw in some IC herbal substances
Come on Alec! Make some noise! Reach her! I believe in you!
@BlackPanther
Make Alec do a raptor screech for Rhona.
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