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Recent Statuses

7 yrs ago
Who here likes cuddles?
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7 yrs ago
If your girl can't crack your skull between her thighs then whats the point of even being a human being.
7 likes
8 yrs ago
Identities are confusing to figure out.
4 likes
8 yrs ago
How do wing.
8 yrs ago
Omae wa mou shindeiru.
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Bio

Well hello.

I guess I should introduce myself, huh.

I'm Gardevoiran, just some schmuck going to college and working towards getting a degree in Fine Arts.

I do commissions and what-not, and you can ask me to do a commission for you through my Discord (Gardevoiran #1429) or up here through RPGuild PMs, and I receive donations and payment through my Ko-fi page. Clicking the box right below here will take you to it.



I'm a nerd. I play Pokemon religiously, I dabble in some anime, I write up here, and I love watching incredibly awful movies and just making fun of them. Specifically things like "Leo the Lion" and what not.

I don't have much else to say, so I guess I can leave you guys with a really bad joke.

"What do you call a cow with two legs?"
"Lean beef."

Most Recent Posts

@cuccoruler@otomosthecrazy
Xoxi didn't follow with Cia. Prepare for possible combat.
Gonna type up tlevran's side while you read the Xoxi side.
@Cuccoruler@OtomostheCrazy

Xoxi's eye emitted a very faint purple glow as she said something to Cia.

"I got this, hold up."

Xoxi walked forward, hands raised in the air, not willing to put up a fight... yet.

"Hello gentlemen! I am a reasonable person and I'm about to lay down some diplomacy on yo' ass."

Xoxi's eye glowed slightly brighter as she talked, and slowly, her words became more reasonable.

"Now, y'see here boys. I take it you all are bandits, rejected by your races and forced to live off of killing others and looting people. Unfortunately you'll have to turn around and leave us alone, or you'll answer to the world's best thief, and I bet I can singlehandedly take on your 4 masked guys at once. You feelin' me, Eclair? Oh what am I saying, of course you are. So gentlemen I'll just be taking my friend here and leaving before there's any trouble, alright?"

Xoxi was either talking incredible garbage, or her diplomacy is actually working. In any case she was pacifistic for the current time, and did not want to engage in combat.

"I can assure you specimens that I've seen every one of your races before with the exception of the squid kid, and I can only assume he has ink as his weapon. This is no bandit clan, this is more of a potpourri of complete garbage. I'm near 87% sure that once you all make a huge bust of loot, you'll all turn on each other, and in the end, only one of you will be left standing. With all the loot. With all the fame. With all the guilt. You'll have to live with all this guilt for your entire lives and even after that you'll still see each other in the afterlife whereas you will be locked in eternal combat in which nobody will be taken down as you will all be immortal ghosts. Doomed to a life of eternal combat lock."

The light shining from Xoxi's eye is now as bright as a dim flashlight, able to make light, but not able to completely light up a room.

"You will all die here. Whether it's at the hands of my comrades or it's at my own skull."

Xoxi had fortified her sanity, and retired to laughing maniacally at the bandit group while her eye shined.

MEANWHILE... @cuccoruler

Tlevran stood there, baffled at what just happened.

"So that's it? Not even a description of these people? You're kind of helpful, Marie."

Tlevran decided to go through the portal and see where it took him, figured it couldn't hurt, right?

Tlevran later fell out of the sky, right onto a ruined Golden Gate bridge. Portal was kind of convenient that time, huh? I mean it was unstable, so it's not surprising it poofed Tlevran out into a random location.

Unfortunately, he couldn't get up, probably because he fell out of the sky just then.
@OtomostheCrazy
Part of me wants to post while the other part wants to wait for Cucco.
What do I do?

Edit: Gonna post.
@BlackPanther
"Seeing your homework should be done by tomorrow...
you are filled with determination."

You can do it!
@BlackPanther
Didn't think about it.
Possibly now. But to a point where it's like "We can speak english eh?"
@OtomostheCrazy
No. Simple answer is no.
@OtomostheCrazy
I have a really dumb plot twist idea. No reveals though.
@Cuccoruler@OtomostheCrazy
Xoxi shrugged it off, but remained skeptical about Cia's connection with the humans. However, she respected Cia's privacy, and chose to ask again soon enough.

"...yo are these monkeys like their own civilization? Like from that crappy movie, the Planet of the Apes or something along the lines of that?"

Xoxi was somewhat surprised. Monkeys and humans were similar, aside from brain capacity, and seeing them as their own little group made her smile. It was interesting to her. Maybe these guys could evolve far enough to make their own civilization and coexist with the others already in the world. That'd be pretty cool.

Then, in an instant, Xoxi got a really dumb idea.

One that may work wonders.

Xoxi calmly and slowly approached the monkeys, while rummaging through her bag of stuff. It held a lot, despite it being what appears like a small burlap sack. Some of the monkeys noticed Xoxi and started growling at her, unsure at what Xoxi was doing.

"Hey... look it's okay... I'm cool."

Xoxi pulled out a small tiny plush penguin from her bag, placed it down on the ground, then slowly backed away. A small monkey, presumably a child, ran up and grabbed it, then ran back.

Xoxi smiled and walked away, grabbing Cia's arm as she walked.

"Let's leave these guys alone, eh?"

@Cuccoruler
Tlevran stared at Marie for a minute, then started talking.

"You mentioned someone committed genocide on the human race? I am deeply sorry but I've been asleep for a few thousand years, and hearing that makes me want to chop your head off..."

Tlevran stood up and stared at her.

"The only reason I'm not killing you though is because it does make me angry. I will help you in your task, only so these gods can be removed from the playing field so I can enact genocide on the world."

Tlevran held out his cleaver, offering it to shake instead of his shadow hand.
@BlackPanther
The thing is I suck at origami.
Plus swans are beautiful.
If they wanna be together they each gotta take care of a swan

Edit: Completely forgot the word finger on my last IC post.
Quickly IRL thing here.
My friend is asked to prom and I want to make sure her boyfriend can take care of her.
So I'm gonna give him a paper swan.
this swan so much as gets crumpled he's gonna pay for it.
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