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Recent Statuses

7 yrs ago
Who here likes cuddles?
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7 yrs ago
If your girl can't crack your skull between her thighs then whats the point of even being a human being.
7 likes
8 yrs ago
Identities are confusing to figure out.
4 likes
8 yrs ago
How do wing.
8 yrs ago
Omae wa mou shindeiru.
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Bio

Well hello.

I guess I should introduce myself, huh.

I'm Gardevoiran, just some schmuck going to college and working towards getting a degree in Fine Arts.

I do commissions and what-not, and you can ask me to do a commission for you through my Discord (Gardevoiran #1429) or up here through RPGuild PMs, and I receive donations and payment through my Ko-fi page. Clicking the box right below here will take you to it.



I'm a nerd. I play Pokemon religiously, I dabble in some anime, I write up here, and I love watching incredibly awful movies and just making fun of them. Specifically things like "Leo the Lion" and what not.

I don't have much else to say, so I guess I can leave you guys with a really bad joke.

"What do you call a cow with two legs?"
"Lean beef."

Most Recent Posts

@Cuccoruler
I just realized, is Xoxi already done with her sin, because she refers to herself as the worlds best thief.

EDIT: I got the best idea ever.
The only thing that needs to happen is Claire telling Xoxi what happened.
@Slendy
If you think about it, Reese not being laid would be pretty greedy since he's saving himself for Cythlla, who he resurrected for procreation purposes only, and that was teh main reason.

Doesn't matter had sex.
@OtomostheCrazy@Cuccoruler

... aaaaand now I've lost interest in the squid. Honestly I'm skeptical of his grin and how mischievous he looks.

Xoxi slammed her hand into the squid's ear, knocking him cold, and seeing the knife in his hand.

In other news, Claire should probably be stopped before she kills all the monkeys and possibly Cia or myself.

Xoxi's eye glowed a very bright purple, as she looked towards the giant death snake, and saw it casting a shadow of it's own. That shadow very promptly became a Shadoxi, and stood in front of Cia, blocking her from harm.

I should probably hide while this is going on, I don't need to take a knuckle sandwich to the dome and possibly die.

Xoxi bolted to an alley and stared at the conflict arising in front of her.

Never have I seen power this large... is this what a real god is capable of? Then what am I fully capable of in that case...? Girl you actually need to stop talking to yourself and protect Cia before domes are cracked and hell breaks loose.

"H-hey Claire? Can we take a moment and calm down? Words can talk this through... a-and I don't really know w-whats going on here..."

The very large Shadoxi raised her guard and prepared for combat, in the event that it started.

MEANWHILE...

"Ooooooooo that's a nice god. Pretty sure she's Claire. Now is there a way to provoke wrath in her...?"

Tlevran saw the blood of dead monkeys and figured that would work as fuel for his powers. He ran down and used it to influence Claire's thoughts. When he linked his mind to hers, he understood her rage and started to speak.

"She has slain your sister, and the demigod is insignificant. Take the demigod down, then you'll have all the time afterwards to capture her and slowly torture her."

Tlevran was rooting for Claire's side in this conflict.
@OtomostheCrazy
Does it cast a shadow?

Edit: Doesn't matter it did.
@OtomostheCrazy
Just gonna say it, Xoxi is excited. Effectively you created a giant shadow.
So if you don't mind I'm just gonna use it...
@OtomostheCrazy
Okay. Tlevran's gonna interfere soon by the way.
@OtomostheCrazy
It depends on if it keeps Xoxi alive. I'm cool with it but if Xoxi dies than we're gonna have a bad time.
@Ace of flames01
Jerry = Cherry.
I think it doesn't matter what you call him at this point, the joke is about pie and mice.
@Cuccoruler@OtomostheCrazy

Time to save the day, like I did with Landon!

The shadows of the exiles all turned into a mirror image of Xoxi, outlined in purple, then rose out of the ground and grabbed Claire while morphing to fit her body. A small suit of purple glowing armor encompassed Claire, as it seeped into the ground, taking Claire with them. Claire reformed in the purple glow behind Xoxi, as her eye was flashing from purple to pink in a fast pattern.

Now that Claire is safe, let's see if we can do something about these guys.

"Alrighty boys, now that she's safe, let's see about getting back what you took from us, and I assure you that it will be a fun time for one of us~!"

First off, that mouse is getting punted. Secondly, these exiles know not the power of the world's best thief! I'll do some stealing back of the loot and see if anything else good arises.

One of the shadows ran up and kicked Cherry as far as he could fly, landing him directly into a pile of trash about a block away. Then another clone did the phase thing and landed the bag of cool stuff next to Cia. Xoxi's eye was a strobe light of very rapid proportions.

Looking at the numbers here, we've got 7 of us and 6 of them. Squidkid probably wouldn't fight if I talked to him one on one, and the cloaked guy is weak, so one good blow to the head should knock him out. 7 to 4, with the mask guys being the last ones. They seem like grunts, maybe if I took the two bigger guys out of the picture they'll back down and stop fighting.

With a very quick flash, two of the shadows quickly ran up to the cloaked man and jabbed him in the head, knocking him cold. Xoxi began slowly walking to the Inkling as the two knock-out shadows were slain. The other two, however, mimicked what Xoxi did against the Kree and rode two of the exiles like they were dummies.

"I can tell you really don't give a shit. Wanna call back the masked guys and leave us be? I mean I can take you down too and I really don't wanna do that, as I want to remain physically pacifistic, but I will pull out my paci-fist if you fight back."

This guy seems cool, and I'm reading at least a 75% chance of backing off from him. Hopefully it will work out in the long run.

Xoxi's eye was starting to waver slightly, as the strobe appeared to stop entirely and a shade of red-violet appeared, signaling the flashing is too fast for the human eye to track anymore.
@Cuccoruler@OtomostheCrazy
Sheogorath is gonna be proud.
He gon be proud.
Also Cherry was returned to where he belonged.
I'll post in a few.
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