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Recent Statuses

7 yrs ago
Who here likes cuddles?
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7 yrs ago
If your girl can't crack your skull between her thighs then whats the point of even being a human being.
7 likes
8 yrs ago
Identities are confusing to figure out.
4 likes
8 yrs ago
How do wing.
8 yrs ago
Omae wa mou shindeiru.
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Bio

Well hello.

I guess I should introduce myself, huh.

I'm Gardevoiran, just some schmuck going to college and working towards getting a degree in Fine Arts.

I do commissions and what-not, and you can ask me to do a commission for you through my Discord (Gardevoiran #1429) or up here through RPGuild PMs, and I receive donations and payment through my Ko-fi page. Clicking the box right below here will take you to it.



I'm a nerd. I play Pokemon religiously, I dabble in some anime, I write up here, and I love watching incredibly awful movies and just making fun of them. Specifically things like "Leo the Lion" and what not.

I don't have much else to say, so I guess I can leave you guys with a really bad joke.

"What do you call a cow with two legs?"
"Lean beef."

Most Recent Posts

@Slendy
Reese raping Cythlla will start a war between the inklings and Reese's race. Forgot that name.

And the child will indirectly be the cause.
@Ace of flames01

Google it.
@Ace of flames01

Okay, but if you kill it wouldn't a war start...? Actually Cythlla getting raped should start a war anyway.
@Ace of flames01

But there's no better magic than lesbian magic!
Honestly Xoxi'll probably intoxicate the kiddo with marijuana and teach her how to steal shit.
@Cuccoruler a child of 2 gods of destruction is dangerous... It must be destroyed.


OR RAISED BY A LESBIAN WHO IS HIGH ON WEED AND MORE

Edit: Sorry for double post
@OtomostheCrazy@Cuccoruler

"DON'T YOU FUCKING TOUCH HER!"

The thrown aside Shadoxi rammed into Claire's goddess form, knocking it aside, and Cia to the ground.

I was mad. That was all I could feel at that point. I was high off adrenaline and anger at this point, and I couldn't feel anything other than what I initially felt towards combat. Someone had to do something, or Cia was going to get destroyed at the hands of a goddess. It had to be me to stop Claire at that moment.

"CLAIRE STOP! I know you must be upset, but if you would FUCKING THINK ABOUT SHIT, why would your sister be a bandit? I figure you would both be GODS, and why would she want you to DIE? YOU NEED TO CALM YOUR SHIT BEFORE I TRY TO KNOCK SOME SENSE INTO YOU!"

I had a plan B, and there was the largest chance that I would have to fall back on it. I'd probably be knocked out cold, but Cia would be safe. I was never fit for this world anyway, even if I was the world's best thief. I always knew I'd be put in a hole in the ground, and I accepted that long ago, but now that I see the thing that's going to end my life...

The world's best thief is not afraid, nor will she ever be. I've handled countlessly harder things than facing my own death, and I will steal my own soul before and innocent life is harmed in my presence, be it god or mortal.


"I will fight you if I must, but please come to reason! She's not worth it, nor will she ever be! If she is... please... at least explain to me why you hate her so!"

Tears ran down the sides of Xoxi's face, she was in physical pain from maintaining the giant Shadoxi in front of her. Her glowing eye cried tears dyed pink, either from the glow of her eye, or from blood. It was hard to tell at this point.

MEANWHILE

Tlevran continued to influence Claire's thoughts, provoking further wrath in her.

"The demigod blocks your path of slaying your target. You can kill her, and keep her from intervening with you killing the one you want to. I suggest granting her last wish if you do, however. It's the least you can do for the demigod, who was doomed from the start."

Tlevran was smiling as he watched this battle, and more importantly, the futile attempts of the demigod to stop this fight.
@Otomosthecrazy
I'm typing my post now, and Xoxi has hit her breaking point of insanity.
@Ace of flames01
It'd suck for Reese, he'd lose his only bab. Then he'd have to bang for another heir.
IF HE DOES I VOTE FOR A 75% GOD HEIR TO REESE'S THRONE

Edit : Sleepy time
@Ace of flames01
C: Reese why do I feel immense abdominal pleasure... while also leaking blood when it's not that time...
R: ...my Destroyer of Worlds destroyed your ovaries.
C: YOU FUCKING WHAT
R: Don't Ovary-Act Cythlla
C: I WILL FUCKING KILL YOU
R: That's a dick move
C: GHHHHRRRRAAAAAGGGH
Offspring: I am bab
*distant sound of a bab being thrown off the empire state building*
@Slendy
You have to now.
your fate is entwined.
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