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Recent Statuses

7 yrs ago
Who here likes cuddles?
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7 yrs ago
If your girl can't crack your skull between her thighs then whats the point of even being a human being.
7 likes
8 yrs ago
Identities are confusing to figure out.
4 likes
8 yrs ago
How do wing.
8 yrs ago
Omae wa mou shindeiru.
3 likes

Bio

Well hello.

I guess I should introduce myself, huh.

I'm Gardevoiran, just some schmuck going to college and working towards getting a degree in Fine Arts.

I do commissions and what-not, and you can ask me to do a commission for you through my Discord (Gardevoiran #1429) or up here through RPGuild PMs, and I receive donations and payment through my Ko-fi page. Clicking the box right below here will take you to it.



I'm a nerd. I play Pokemon religiously, I dabble in some anime, I write up here, and I love watching incredibly awful movies and just making fun of them. Specifically things like "Leo the Lion" and what not.

I don't have much else to say, so I guess I can leave you guys with a really bad joke.

"What do you call a cow with two legs?"
"Lean beef."

Most Recent Posts

@OtomostheCrazy
So now Yuki is more in love with Xoxi? I'm not even mad.
@OtomostheCrazy
(Ixox)
"Yes. My original is the one who created the myceling race, and I was sent here to destroy it and take the place of my original. Unfortunately, only about half the race was wiped before SHE intervened. I plan on making her suffer now that she attempted to stop my endeavors, and I partially accomplished that by removing her eye before I teleported."

Ixox knew a lot about the world going into it, and her idea of making everything suffer motivated her to slay the original, or in the best case, capture her and slowly push her to a broken mind. She was partially there already, so getting to the finale of it seemed easy at first.

"I know things, like how her...um...'lover', is the sister of the Duskician's creator. I don't want to give away names though, that'd be too much, hee hee!"

Krieg began walking towards Britain, carrying Ixox in his hands as he walked and she talked.

(Tlevran)
The music changed, and so did Tlevran's pulse. The cleaver swung to the beat, and it missed every time. The blood nearby started to run out, and the god yelled towards Claire.

"I'm gonna try and make it harder for her!"

The music remained the same as Tlevran's pulse changed to double time. Each attack began to speed up as the beat progressed through the music. The god was very barely nicking the clone's clothes and hair, but none of the hits managed to land.

"One hit and she's vulnerable..."

(Xoxi)
"I thought about this one time. I don't make plans before I strike, and I change tactics based on the opponent. If I had planned out anything I would've been vulnerable for her. She seems opposite of my mental state, so she probably planned out hers, and we counter eachother well."

Xoxi rummaged through the bag she carried with her, and pulled a small patch from it. After doing some sewing with the patch, Xoxi wore it over the empty eye-socket.

"Should we... um... leave before she returns? I don't think I can really fight her again without any assistance from the moon..."
@AsgardianLord19
Sorry for the late post.
Basically Gods that aren't involved in the war or wouldn't mind your presence.
@OtomostheCrazy
Bueno. I'm exhausted but bueno.
I'm back.
@OtomostheCrazy

(Ixox)
"Deal. They were in London, to let you know."

In reality, Ixox had felt something interesting during that fight. It wasn't adrenaline, but rather something like whole. She felt halved after exiting the rift, and during the recent fight with Xoxi, a sense of wholeness was achieved.

"Hee... maybe I can combine with her and reach my maximum potential."

Just then, Ixox noticed the Myceling bandit, and snickered.

"You were beaten by the creator of your own race? Charming."

Shadows formed under the bandits, as the group was ported to the coast of Denmark.

"Damn... I missed. We can walk there though."

(Tlevran)
Blood dripped from the red eyes of Tlevran, as he ran up and started to fend off the wretched spirit. He wasn't crying, just exerting his own heartbeat. Even if he was buried underground, he understood how music worked, and so he changed his own heartbeat to match the tempo of the song, allowing him to keep up with Yukiko and Claire. The cleaver flew through the air like a knife through butter, and the genocide god fought hard.

"It's been a while since I had a true fight, this is fun!"

The blood of the fallen nearby fueled Tlevran's powers as the fight progressed.

(Xoxi)
"Look... it's gonna be alright. I've been through a lot, this is just a flesh-wound. I'll be fine after I heal."

The shadow from before, the skeleton, stood staring at the couple. It was in shreds, and Megalovania still played, however it was a broken up song. It completely faded as the music ended. The demigoddess smiled as it faded away.

"Now I know what I'm up against... the next fight should be a better show."
Alright guys, I'm out for the next 2 days.
Got another thing I'm not gonna be home for.
@OtomostheCrazy
(Ixox)
"I was trying to give the girl I was modeled after permanent brain damage, then she did some bullshit and I got here. You all seem like fuckboys, might I add... wanna help me make everyone suffer?"

Ixox's eye still gleamed with green while she spoke, the Krieg that was restraining Xoxi appeared beside Ixox and manifested a very solid form. It picked up the spirit goddess while she spoke.

"Also, if you don't mind, I'm going to keep this guy around for safe measures."

(Tlevran)

Tlevran watched as the battle between the goddess and the clone unfolded, and then he heard music.

"...Marie left me to die against my own clone... maybe I should... I guess I can for a while."

Tlevran's cleaver materialized and was hurled through the air towards the spirit goddess. It missed, but it was a close miss at that. Tlevran proceeded to run over to Claire's stood beside her, waiting for music to play at loud volume. He meanwhile used his blood-telepathy to speak very quickly to Claire.

"So I may have caused this, but I realized I need to fix it so I can kill everything. I'm gonna help you for a while."

Tlevran's fate is now resting within a neutral-evil plane.

(Xoxi)

The demigoddess slowly woke from a slumber, and saw a Yuki above her. Disguise didn't matter, Xoxi saw one eye, and that eye told her who it was.

"I'm... I'm guessing... my eye is fucked...right Yuki?"

Xoxi's eye-socket was leaking large amounts of blood prior to the healing, but now it was just stained brown from the dried blood on Xoxi's face. Nothing could really fix the eye until some really powerful magic from a true god appeared. Not merged, but something like Hermes or even Xoxi's mother. To be fair, it'd be a horrible time if Selene was to get involved, but still she could heal Xoxi's eye.

Xoxi put her hand in Yuki's, meanwhile. Comfort reasons.
@Ace of flames01@Cuccoruler
Welp this sucks. I understand why you guys are dropping out though, so I'm not mad. It has slowed down a lot.
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