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Recent Statuses

7 yrs ago
Who here likes cuddles?
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7 yrs ago
If your girl can't crack your skull between her thighs then whats the point of even being a human being.
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8 yrs ago
Identities are confusing to figure out.
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8 yrs ago
How do wing.
8 yrs ago
Omae wa mou shindeiru.
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Bio

Well hello.

I guess I should introduce myself, huh.

I'm Gardevoiran, just some schmuck going to college and working towards getting a degree in Fine Arts.

I do commissions and what-not, and you can ask me to do a commission for you through my Discord (Gardevoiran #1429) or up here through RPGuild PMs, and I receive donations and payment through my Ko-fi page. Clicking the box right below here will take you to it.



I'm a nerd. I play Pokemon religiously, I dabble in some anime, I write up here, and I love watching incredibly awful movies and just making fun of them. Specifically things like "Leo the Lion" and what not.

I don't have much else to say, so I guess I can leave you guys with a really bad joke.

"What do you call a cow with two legs?"
"Lean beef."

Most Recent Posts

@OtomostheCrazy
'salright, Internet was down today.
I'll get a post up.
@OtomostheCrazy
(Ixox)
"I'm searching for any of the other clones, making a larger team would work better. No offense to these guys but they'd die fast to the demigoddess if they reencountered her."

Truth be told, Ixox was not doing this at all. Ixox was really searching for a way into Yuki's realm without raising suspicion. Although the gods would be on a home field, it'd be a major leap if that happened. Then, suddenly, Ixox got an idea.

"Can you go undercover as your original? We can hold the other one hostage."

(Purge)
"..."

Instead of taking to an offensive role, the Purge decided to sit in a defensive spot for this, carefully planning his attacks on the originals and trying to take them down. He felt a strong pulse come from London, and that's when he figured the other clones were trying to slay the originals. A warp happened and the Purge appeared over Ixox.

"I'm the true hero here you pest."

(Tlevran)
After wincing because of the boot that stepped on his hand, Tlevran stood and spoke.

"So if you really need to know... I can't use the full effect of my powers unless there are dead creatures around I can use as fuel. Areas like the ruined village had plenty of souls to harvest so I could continue to fight, but without them... well... we're fucked. As for the powers I do get, I can manipulate my own power using them, or benefit/hinder opponents, such as raising heartbeats, exponentially increasing my power, and even to the point where I can slay an entire city within twenty minutes, although after that last one I'd need a long nap. That's it. I wasn't around for long before I killed my parents, so I didn't learn my full potential with these powers."

(Xoxi)
Xoxi carried Yuki to her room, while trying to summon shadows to protect them in case of any unwanted guests. The skeleton from previous was summoned, however it looked very different from the original. The right eye was removed from it, and it was replaced with a blue glow. It's other eye was gone as well, and the low hum of a song played in the background.

Memory

The eye of the skeleton flickered as the song played, and Xoxi's eye was flickering as well.
@OtomostheCrazy
(Ixox)
"What can I say? I like to party. The old gods didn't know how, especially mother dearest. Fuck her. Have you seen any of the other clones by the way? I've only seen you."

Ixox posed this question to the clone, and ignored the other bandits. The Krieg, meanwhile, placed Ixox on his shoulders, and his eye flashed between green and lime. Ixox was trying to calibrate something, but it wasn't able to calibrate it precisely.

(Tlevran)
Like a bullet out of a gun, Tlevran ran through the portal and flopped into the realm. The pitch black skin started to resonate with the aural pulse of the realm, and he was able to stand immediately afterwards.

"I'm not gonna fight the purge version of me. The bastard wants to wipe everything impure off the world, including those who have committed the sins. We're basically fucked if we fight him, trust me."

Tlevran wasn't joking, The Purge was able to mimic Tlevran's powers entirely, and it seemed like it had infinite fuel powering him at all times. He was powered by those that lived, and that could complicate things for Tlevran if the two ever fought again.

"Fucking Marie. She did this and I was played like a goddamn violin.. To add to it all, I was even wanting to create a race to take the world with. That failed fast."

(Xoxi)
With a swift motion, Xoxi lifted the Yuki off the ground and cradled her, walking through the portal and stepping on Tlevran's hand.

"...sorry for falling on you by the way, Claire..."

Xoxi said that as a heartfelt apology, and a midnight blue glow emanated from under the eyepatch while Xoxi was in Yuki's realm, it was either a healing glow, or one that signified some kind of sight. Either way, Ixox was gonna pay for the removal of the eye.

Xoxi walked with Yuki in her arms, hugging her as the group traversed through the realm.
@OtomostheCrazy
(Ixox)

"...Nice to see you. I guess you swapped positions?"

Ixox was a bit angry that Yukiko showed up, but at the same time she didn't mind the presence of her. The only issue Ixox had was that Yukiko was... erm...

A total slut for Claire.

"Guessing your plan to sleep with your original's sister went awry? Pity... then again incest is frowned upon."

(Tlevran)

Tlevran stood there for a minute, and wondered what was going on. The battle basically warped and now there was a glitch in the system. The only thing he knew was the wind howled.

"...um... what just happened...?"

However, there was one thing apparent, he heard a voice from above, and it sounded like screaming.

(Xoxi)

Xoxi looked down, and saw waht appears to be 400 feet above the planet Earth.

"Shit."

The air whizzed by Xoxi's face as she plummeted to the Earth screaming, then she landed... surprisingly a soft landing consider- oh wait she landed on Claire.

"Well then... sorry about falling on you Cl-"

Xoxi saw a nude Yuki.

A jaw was dropped that day, then immediately picked back up as Xoxi ran to Yuki's side and hugged her, trying to make her feel better. The wound was the thing that alerted Xoxi.

"Don't worry, you'll be alright Yuki... but you are... erm..."
@OtomostheCrazy
Cool beans man.
@OtomostheCrazy
Welcome back Comrade.
@OtomostheCrazy
Alright guy. Good luck.
Not my best post, but it got the job done.
@OtomostheCrazy
(Ixox)
"Ladies, ladies, keep your pants on. Fingers will be shared once this mission is done. Duskician guy? Can you teleport us into London so we can proceed to fight the chick that hurt me?"

The winds were picking up, and the spirit didn't want to wait for the enemy to heal. If they did they'd come back stronger, and that would be a bad thing for the small little group of misfits. The moon started to rise over the horizon, however, and Ixox had a gleam in her eye when she saw it.

(Tlevran)
A sigh of relief was released when the god hit the clone, but a dark look washed over the face of Tlevran as the clone... glitched...? The clone looked like the true Yuki for a minute.

"Please don't tell me Claire is going to go berserk..."

Tlevran wished this hard. He saw the power of the goddess earlier, and if that was to be reenacted... well... Tlevran may need to flee.

(Xoxi)
The demigoddess watched as Yuki performed her dance in front of her, and spoke once the moon peeked out from the horizon.

"The moon... Yuki if they come back we may be able to fight them."

Xoxi felt the situation would be a harder fight on one hand, but the other hand led to victory. The fight would be on a level playing field as well, so long as nobody else got involved with it.
@OtomostheCrazy
I did not expecto-patronum this.
I'm not mad.
I'll post later probs.
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