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7 yrs ago
Who here likes cuddles?
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7 yrs ago
If your girl can't crack your skull between her thighs then whats the point of even being a human being.
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8 yrs ago
Identities are confusing to figure out.
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8 yrs ago
How do wing.
8 yrs ago
Omae wa mou shindeiru.
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Bio

Well hello.

I guess I should introduce myself, huh.

I'm Gardevoiran, just some schmuck going to college and working towards getting a degree in Fine Arts.

I do commissions and what-not, and you can ask me to do a commission for you through my Discord (Gardevoiran #1429) or up here through RPGuild PMs, and I receive donations and payment through my Ko-fi page. Clicking the box right below here will take you to it.



I'm a nerd. I play Pokemon religiously, I dabble in some anime, I write up here, and I love watching incredibly awful movies and just making fun of them. Specifically things like "Leo the Lion" and what not.

I don't have much else to say, so I guess I can leave you guys with a really bad joke.

"What do you call a cow with two legs?"
"Lean beef."

Most Recent Posts

@OtomostheCrazy
(Ixox and Purge)
"Does a butterfly have 2 wings? Everyone grab something, this is a non-stop flight to the realm of dance."

Using the only active shadow in the realm of dance, Ixox ported everyone to it. It was a bit of a harsh teleport, but there the group stood, facing the house that kept the goddesses within. Ixox coughed when she reappeared, it was a hard teleport, but safety was no concern during the travel. If anything had happened the Inkling lost a few brain cells, which is a benefit because he had too many of them anyway.

"...what are those...?"

The Purge pointed out the rapidly approaching army of damnable amalgamations. There wasn't time to count how many of them, so the group had to act fast on it.

"I count more than 50."

Krieg had revved his axe while the group prepared for combat.

(Xoxi and Tlevran)
"No problem... I'd rather be a good guy anyway, but I was cursed with these powers of death and geno-They're here."

Xoxi woke up just in time to hear Tlevran say the last words of his sentence. She patted Yuki and attempted to wake her up before the small group was ambushed and probably slain. While she was attempting to wake the sleeping Yuki, Xoxi's eyepatch held a bright green glow under it, probably because Ixox was nearby and she had removed the eye.

"Yuki! Wake up! We need to move like right now-ish!"

The child that was recently formed hugged Claire's leg, and looked up at her with a puzzled glance.

"What's happening?"
@OtomostheCrazy
Pretty good. Trained a Shuckle in Pokemon that will never die.
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(Xoxi and Tlevran)
Xoxi nodded and smirked, creating a small child as the shadow's base, the skeleton phasing away as the base was made. Music began playing from the new shadow, as the song changed to an odd selection. The song Ghost Fight began to play. The first of the mementoes was grabbed, the toy knife, and it's shadow was pushed into the child. A light blue aura surrounded the child as this happened, then faded away. Next was the glove, as an orange aura surrounded the child. Then came the ballet slipper, which provided a dark blue aura. The notebook provided a purple aura, and Xoxi was fond of that purple. The pan gave a green aura to the child. Lastly, Claire's gun gave the child a yellow aura.

The child, now looking at the two goddesses, had a blank expression, as Ghost Fight faded off.

"I guess I should contribute some kind of thing too? Considering you lost your belongings..."

Xoxi placed one of her daggers down, and it was absorbed into the child with a red aura. The child's expression changed from being blank to becoming a smile. Xoxi smiled back as she fainted. The energy that it cost to make the shadow child was a hefty amount, and it took all the energy out of her it seemed.

Tlevran, meanwhile, was busy raising his army to fight the clones with. It was no easy task, and each one was made on a small amount of soul, considering only half the Myceling race was able to be used as fuel, ad they had little souls compared to normal races. He walked into the room and had the Commander with him.

"I raised an army outside. What's the kid doing here?"

(Ixox and Purge)
"... the bear is... well... remember like a month ago when we were all little nerds? I begged Miss Marie to give us all presents, and... well... she only gave me a present for some reason. This was it, and I promised myself that I would care of it. I later saw what I needed to do when we got little glimpses of our missions, and I guessed mine was to free the world of corruption, considering I had the bear."

Ixox was going to say something heartfelt, but she reacted when Krieg wigged out for a second.

"My original spent a shitload of energy just then... Yukiko you better get your goddamn sister here ASAP."
@OtomostheCrazy
I'm fine with this.
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(Ixox and Purge)
Ixox chuckled at the idea of Xoxi merging with another goddess.

"What would be the percent ratio of mortal to god there? 75% God? What would we call them?"

Ixox threw the blunt on the ground and Krieg stepped on it.

"But, yeah. Yukiko does have a thing for me, unfortunately she's occupied with seducing her sister so we can't have any time to ourselves. Honestly, now that I think about it, merging with the demigod original may be better than I could've thought, considering her power is equivalent to mine, and we'd get a forced increase in our powers. The issue is she... well... she's strong at keeping her mind as it is, and I can't weaken it enough to get her to merge and still let me be in control."

The Purge spoke up.

"So that's why you'd rather torture her. To weaken her and merge with her?"
"Yeah. It's hard to get her to stay the fuck still though, she's tough."
"Fair. I'd rather slay the original of me though, and keep him from trying to kill the rest of the races off."
"Reasonable. Why do you have the bear?"

The Purge stopped talking and tried to make a witty comeback with what Ixox just said.

"...W-why do you have the clone out?"
"Sneak Attacks, why do you have the bear?"

(Xoxi and Tlevran)
Once Claire returned from her realm, Xoxi saw the box and it's contents. She was confused.

"What're we going to do with this stuff?"

Xoxi kept hugging the Yuki while asking though, as well as putting a shirt on her. Yuki was still naked, after all, and a shirt would help her in this situation.

Tlevran, meanwhile, started to create some of his race outside. A small rift was opened and fuel from the Myceling City was used, he saw the small group of clones about one mile away, and the rift was so small the clones couldn't see it.

One of the Abominations was formed, and it was hideous. It could move and fight well, but the being itself looked horrible. It had human arms, a Duskician body, head, and legs, and the ears of a Myceling.

"Hello. You are gonna be a commander."

Tlevran created many more of these abominations while he briefed the Commander about the current situation.
@OtomostheCrazy
I have not. Are they bueno?
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(Xoxi and Tlevran)
"I'm down for it, we probably need to act fast though."

Xoxi was all for raising an army of allies in this situation, but since everyone was in bad shape right now, an ambush could be imminent, and that was the last thing they needed ri-

"Did you say... army...?"

Tlevran raised his hand and using some fuel from earlier showed a small version of the race he was creating.

"I was going to create a race, but then the rift opened and I was backstabbed by my employer. This was the race I was going to create, I called it "The Abominations" at the time, as they're made of a conjunction of other races. I'd be happy to turn dust into gold and create these guys for us."

Xoxi was disgusted by this race, yet she loved it at the same time. It was an oddly cute thing, and she wanted to throw up on it while she loved it.

"... Yes. A thousand times yes from me."

Xoxi was still on guard, protecting Yuki with her life. The skeleton continued to play music as Xoxi's wounds healed. Xoxi wasn't in great shape, but with Yuki's realm providing constant moon powers, Xoxi kept healing and could still fight, maybe even fight better.

(Ixox and Purge)

"I say it's us against them. We rush in and try to slay them, but we can wait for your sister though. She'd probably fuck 'em up worse than me or heroic trashbag here."

Ixox was sure of that. They were outpowered, even if they had more kiddos than the originals, one Claire equals at least 100 'Alias'. The only way the fight was going to be won in favor of the clones is by Claire's counterpart being here.

The Purge sat looming over the two goddesses, as a small bear was pulled out of the Purge's pocket. It was held by the Purge and it seemed to be loved.

"I have a question, Yukiko... why are you fonder of your sister than Ixox? Shouldn't it be the other way?"
@OtomostheCrazy
(Ixox and Purge)
"The shadow of my counterpart plays music occasionally, and through this we may be able to enter the realm of dance. While that's good and all, we'd be right next to the sister of your counterpart, heroic trashbag's counterpart, and my own counterpart on their home turf."

The green flicker started to warp as the music changed to something Ixox found more... fitting.

Ain't No Rest For The Wicked

A blunt appeared, probably stolen from Xoxi during the fight that happened earlier, as Ixox smoked it.

"Yeah, so that's it. If you guys wanna die trying to kill them then I will be happy to get you guys there, but personally I don't care."

The Purge stared at Ixox and sighed.

"Are you serious right now...?"
"What?"
"The cigarette."
"So...?"
"Shouldn't you be focused for the fight upcoming if we start one?"
"I'll be fine, Mister Heroic Trashbag."

(Xoxi and Tlevran)

"...I guess I should speak about my powers then... I'm Xoxi Slevryn, Claire knows that by now. Even though I'm a demigod, I'm still a pretty god damn strong force to be reckoned with. I control stealth and shadows and I'm still the worlds best thief to this date. The stealth and shadows I control include- but aren't limited to- becoming completely invisible, making me insane to the point of near mind-breaking, and creating these shadow-puppets. I've seen both sides of the world, the all powerful ruling one, and being a piece in a big game of chess. Last thing is bring up my father and old Sansy here will teach you the way I do things."

Tlevran raised his hand for a question.

"What happened to your father?

The song rapidly switched to Megalovania as a giant skull appeared and blasted Tlevran with the force of 10 grenades. Once Tlevran was safely on the floor through the wall, the music switched back to Memory and Xoxi went back to hugging Yuki.

"I also think me losing my eye has something to do with the strength of these shadows."
@OtomostheCrazy
Church. That's it.

Edit: I have the urge to draw out the last post and put it here.
@OtomostheCrazy
(Purge + Ixox)
"While you call me the devil, I see myself as a metaphor. There was the old story about Noah's ark, and I see myself as the flood that came and wiped the Earth of it's corruption."

The Purge sat criss crossed, levitating over the two clones, a white aura surrounded his head as a hood formed, a red fez appearing on top of it.

"... Ixox, are you done finding a way into the realm of dance?"

"Keep your tits calm. I'm looking for it."

The same song that was playing the shadow skeleton started to play from Krieg, as the green light flickered.

"I found one way, but it's VERY inconvenient."

(Tlevran)
"Isn't there a saying for that? 'Strength in numbers' or some shit?"

Tlevran actually grew fonder of Claire's company. Not romantically, but a friend may be more in order. Tlevran smiled as he saw a deer walk by the group of gods, a house approaching in the distance.

"Nice house."

(Xoxi)
Once the group was in the house, Xoxi laid Yuki in her bed. The music goddess needed sleep, as it was the best way to recover from this. Xoxi sat in the bed and the shadow skeleton warped to the roof. It slowly turned and viewed the surrounding area.

"I'm not gonna let anything happen to you unless it needs to happen."

The song rang through the area, calming the spirits of the warriors, and keeping them on alert.
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