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Recent Statuses

7 yrs ago
Who here likes cuddles?
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7 yrs ago
If your girl can't crack your skull between her thighs then whats the point of even being a human being.
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8 yrs ago
Identities are confusing to figure out.
4 likes
8 yrs ago
How do wing.
8 yrs ago
Omae wa mou shindeiru.
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Bio

Well hello.

I guess I should introduce myself, huh.

I'm Gardevoiran, just some schmuck going to college and working towards getting a degree in Fine Arts.

I do commissions and what-not, and you can ask me to do a commission for you through my Discord (Gardevoiran #1429) or up here through RPGuild PMs, and I receive donations and payment through my Ko-fi page. Clicking the box right below here will take you to it.



I'm a nerd. I play Pokemon religiously, I dabble in some anime, I write up here, and I love watching incredibly awful movies and just making fun of them. Specifically things like "Leo the Lion" and what not.

I don't have much else to say, so I guess I can leave you guys with a really bad joke.

"What do you call a cow with two legs?"
"Lean beef."

Most Recent Posts

@otomosthecrazy
I'm gettin a post up, it's taking a minute but one is coming up.
@OtomostheCrazy
Cool beans, I'm gonna be gone tomorrow on business. Same deal as before, gonna be back on Sunday late.
Hello other people! I am a banana, and after consulting with GM-pai, I am the 4th player! Awaiting posts.
Character information

(Just assume there's an eyepatch in there, image was hard enough to find.)

NAME: Valix Magdalene White
GENDER: Female
SEXUALITY: Homosexual
AGE: 15
PHYSICAL DESCRIPTION: Small and scrawny, but very agile. Blonde hair, green eyes, and an eyepatch covering one eye.

Personal

PERSONALITY: Valix White is a very kind and loving person, and tends to do the right thing most of the time. She can become friendly with someone very quickly, and trusts the ones she's closest to with her life. She does not like conflict, and stays out of it most of the time, mostly staying neutral with anything unless it's about death, in which case she is against someone dying. She believes that everyone deserves a chance to renew themselves of bad deeds, and doesn't believe that people should die based on what they've done.
HISTORY: She was abandoned at birth by her biological parents, and was left to be raised by a single college student. While she was with the college student, she learned a lot about how to care for people, and was taught that no matter what, everyone deserves a second chance. When she was about 7, her caretaker died, and she was left wandering the wastelands until she was found unconscious by a small group.
QUIRK(s): Valix is a mute, and she really appreciates jokes of all calibers.

Mentality

FEAR(s): Abandonment, the dark, becoming blind, and betrayal.
-After being abandoned twice in her life, the last thing she wants is more of that.
-Childish fears aside, she associates the dark with death, and since she doesn't like death, she doesn't like the dark similarly.
-She's already half blind and mute, she doesn't need to be more disabled, and she's afraid of permanent darkness.
-Nothing is worse than someone jamming a knife in your back.
TALENT(s): Has impeccable literary skills, and is very good with navigation despite the eye patch.
WEAKNESS(es): She is mute, half-blind, small, and easily trusts others.
POWER: Her powers are a little bit... strange... she can gain full control of other people's powers for a short time, allowing the person to use the powers without drawbacks, or she can even cut them off entirely. The downside is that she becomes completely blind while this is happening, and since she's afraid of the dark and being completely blind... it's not a pleasant experience.

Other

EXTRA: Nobody really knows if she's lost an eye, or if she just wears the eyepatch because it looks cool. Either way nobody has ever seen under her eyepatch.
@OtomostheCrazy
Curious, assuming that the child is Claire and Xoxi's (it is but not like birds and bees style), what's its' mortality distribution?
@OtomostheCrazy
(Xoxi and Ixox)
"My my... the other two must've gotten to Claire, huh? No wonder why you're being such a little bitch, right Yuki? Hee hee~!"

Ixox stared at Xoxi, who was on the grounda few feet away, the eyepatch glowing with a faded green.

"Don't worry, when I'm done with you, you'll understand how the two feel right now."

Ixox walked to the shadow child, and withdrew one of her daggers.

"I should show how serious I am, shouldn't I? I guess I'll take this kid's li-"

The music roared through the realm, it wasn't Megalovania, though. It was similar to it, but not it. Megalo Strikes Back played, as Xoxi decked Ixox in the cheek, the eyepatch now off her face and aflame a few feet away. Ixox fell on the ground with a thud.

"...you don't... fucking... touch them..."

Xoxi's eye socket was illuminated with green and purple, as shadows came out of the ground and formed around Yuki and the kid, who were immediately transported away from the fight. Xoxi stood there, staring her clone down, music playing in the background.

Meanwhile, over in the house, the shadow skeleton stood facing the cloned goddesses.

"i guess you kids need to learn a lesson, huh?"

A large dragon skull appeared to the right of Yukiko, as she was blasted with a large beam.
@OtomostheCrazy
(Xoxi and Tlevran)
Xoxi picked up the kid and put he/she on her shoulders, and patted the kid on the head.

"I'll be your mom, sweetheart. Let's stick with calling her auntie Claire, yeah?"

Xoxi looked outside, and saw the entire house was surrounded with an army, and the army would be rapidly dying. In the current situation it seemed there was no way out of the conflict surrounding the goddesses.

"Um... okay maybe I should get us out. Claire do what you need to, I'm gonna make a way out of here for me, Yuki, and... we'll call you Alex for now."

Without hesitation or thought, Xoxi summoned the skeleton from before and blasted the wall down. She grabbed Yuki in her arms and told the kid to hang on tight, as she cloaked and leapt out of the building, running as far away from the conflict as possible.

Tlevran was busy keeping the shadow of a psycho from running into the house and slaying everyone, when he saw his weakened clone. An opportunity was thought of, and it may be put into action if Tlevran could do it right...

(Purge and Ixox)
Purge watched the conflict go down from a safe distance and behind a few spiritual trees, then he saw the blast of energy appear from the house. He figured that's where some of the goddesses came out. He felt like he should tell the sister clones that.

Ixox, on the other hand, tackled the cloaked trio after they got what seemed like a few hundred feet away. They were out of any noticeable range so Claire couldn't really see what was about to happen. The cloned demigod giggled as she saw the demigoddess without her eye, the injured dance goddess who wouldn't be able to do much, and... the small child with them... made of unknown material...

"hee hee~! Is this what you spent so much energy on? Why... it's so... pathetic."

In the distance, Megalovania is heard...
@OtomostheCrazy
It's fine man. I'll post soon.
@OtomostheCrazy
We can just switch between genders. It is a shadow after all.
@OtomostheCrazy
(Xoxi and Tlevran)
"I'm gonna command the troops. They'll need it if they're gonna hold the enemy off."

Tlevran ran outside and to his troops with the Commander, they started to lead the troops into a defensive strategy, trying to keep fire off the house and such. He admitted the bandits he saw a month ago had really stepped up their game when it came to combat. Xoxi meanwhile was helping Yuki stand as she asked a very important question to Claire.

"Should I take Yuki and the kid to safety? It's up to you, because Yuki's in no way able to fend for herself right now, and I'd go to hell if it meant she stayed up and alive."

Xoxi wasn't going to leave Yuki behind, or the kid for that matter.

Speaking of the kid, a small knife appeared in his hand, made from a shadow it seemed, as he spoke again.

"I can fight if I need to... mom?"

The kid didn't know what to call Claire or Xoxi at the moment, it seemed.

(Ixox and Purge)

The Purge ran into the fray of war, but then, as if something happened, his powers weakened. The Abominations were dying in a very fast amount, and it seemed they would be extinct very fast. The amount of death going on weakened Purge's powers, so he had to retreat back, and realized he would be fighting his original alone.

Meanwhile, Ixox released Krieg to run rampant within the swarm of the army, as she walked over to Clarice and Yukiko and smirked.

"You two can fight these nerds on your own with Purge. I've got a demigod to skin. You guys understand where I'm coming from, right?"

Ixox cloaked herself in shadow, and began to sneak towards the house.
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