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Recent Statuses

7 yrs ago
Who here likes cuddles?
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7 yrs ago
If your girl can't crack your skull between her thighs then whats the point of even being a human being.
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8 yrs ago
Identities are confusing to figure out.
4 likes
8 yrs ago
How do wing.
8 yrs ago
Omae wa mou shindeiru.
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Bio

Well hello.

I guess I should introduce myself, huh.

I'm Gardevoiran, just some schmuck going to college and working towards getting a degree in Fine Arts.

I do commissions and what-not, and you can ask me to do a commission for you through my Discord (Gardevoiran #1429) or up here through RPGuild PMs, and I receive donations and payment through my Ko-fi page. Clicking the box right below here will take you to it.



I'm a nerd. I play Pokemon religiously, I dabble in some anime, I write up here, and I love watching incredibly awful movies and just making fun of them. Specifically things like "Leo the Lion" and what not.

I don't have much else to say, so I guess I can leave you guys with a really bad joke.

"What do you call a cow with two legs?"
"Lean beef."

Most Recent Posts

@OtomostheCrazy
(Realm if Shadows: Goodbye.)
The shadows around hastily took care of the scouts that entered the portal, while Xoxi turned back to Yuki.

"It doesn't matter if she's alone or not. I need to merge... goodbye, Yuki."

Xoxi's voice waivered as she said goodbye, and entered through the portal, while Sans exited through it. The shadows around the portal closed it as the Plague Doctor went to Yuki and hugged her.

"They're not coming through. It'll be okay, right now we should probably tend to Claire's wounds."

Alex slept softly next to Claire, him hugging her softly as he slept. He was better off sleeping right now anyway, it seemed...

(Ixox and Xoxi: Together)
Music
"Hee hee! It seems like you wanted a second round, babe why don't you show this punk wh-"

Ixox's voice was cut off as Xoxi gripped her skull, a purple aurora surrounding her hand. The air felt solemn and filled with dread, as a silver glow began to cross between the skull and arm. Ixox tried to run to Clariko's arms, but Xoxi would not let her move a muscle. These two were going to merge together whether Ixox liked it or not.

"Ixox, let this HAPPEN."

The two goddesses fused within one another as their figures both turned white. The fusion stood slightly taller than Xoxi was before, and it at the time of fusing smelled of apples. The fusion quit glowing and stared at Clariko, twitching very often. The new fusion had a mixture of green and purple hair, and still had no eye like the original. The hands of the new one had the appearance of being torn cloth, and for a very interesting twist, the fusion wore a dress, something neither the clone or the original had ever owned. The fusion immediately lashed at Clariko from the fit of rage between who would have dominance over the body.

(Tlevran: Red Streak)
Tlevran stood and rubbed his head, recovering from the headbutt, and saw that arrows were flying at him. He attempted to dodge as many as he could, but it was futile as he was hit with some. He saw the fighting goddess rush towards him as he came up with an idea. His eyes started to drip blood as his own heartbeat exerted, making him really hyper and fast. He dodged Miriam's charge and countered with an elbow to the back, attempting a follow up sweep of the legs. This was a tough fight.
I'm back! Awaiting post.
@OtomostheCrazy
(Realm of Shadows)
Xoxi looked at the ground. She was afraid something like this would happen, because then if Ixox took control... well... the clones would win the fight, but if Xoxi took control... they might just have a chance at winning. There were a bunch of small gaps in the plan but it would work wonders if pulled off. When Xoxi finally spoke, Yuki probably wouldn't be glad to hear it.

"It's our only chance at success... but if it would work, you'd need to knock me out cold for a while... the shadows should stay around, as should the realm, but if things go bad, and I lose the struggle... promise me you'll keep Alex safe, and win this fight."

Xoxi was going to attempt the merging, and began to open a shadow portal to the fusion, and prepare for a fight that would win this for good.

(Ixox and Sans)
"I have one of those running around, but he's too naive and kind, unlike Krieg... I envy my original's skeleton because of it. He's tough, but my original's skeleton is much tougher, as you may somewhat know."

A portal was opened behind Ixox, but nothing came through it. Nothing could enter through the portal and go to where it was coming from, but it did give a indigo glow.

Sans revealed himself behind the portal, still unseen by the other goddesses. He figured that whoever was coming through would need help.

(Tlevran)
The Genocide God proceeded to blood-port over the other god's head, and he slammed his heel into her neck. Hopefully that would do something to her. Tlevran proceeded to then pin her to the ground and attempted to slam his forehead into her, activating Berserk while doing it, to try for insane amounts of damage.

"I AM TLEVRAN, LORD OF GENOCIDE! FEAR MY HEAD!"
@OtomostheCrazy
I get back at midnight tomorrow, but I'm gonna be really groggy and wake up late. I'll be on though.
@OtomostheCrazy
Cool. gonna be gone tomorrow all day. Will be back Sunday though.
@Empour
I thought there was a bounty on the board.
Kargool the Vanillite

Down the road towards Boulder Mountain.
Kargool decided he needed to act on hearing this Scizor about to hurt the kind people of the village. He had taken criminals like this down before, back when he was a member of team Envirolock, that is. Scizor would be a very tough opponent, but needless to say a good challenge is always a nice change of pace. After all, Kargool had the badge to prove it. It'd be very risky but if Kargool pulled it off, he would have a solid spot for making a rescue team in no time. The Snorunt also probably went to alert the guildmaster that the Scizor was approaching town, so he would have some backup after a while. Kargool hid in the bushes once he saw sight of the outlaw.
@Shiny Keldeo
@Empour
Got the post! Sorry it wasn't up sooner.
Kargool the Vanillite

Valiant Village, Guild
@Empour
"N-No ma'am, I do not. I'm w-waiting to ask him myself if I c-can create a rescue team, considering I was a um... co-leader of my previous one." The Vanillite was very uneasy right now. He had heard the leader of this guild was very strong, but he didn't know if he himself was worthy enough to even ask for this privilege, let alone fight. Kargool only heard rumors of the guildmaster's power, and in an one on one match, Kargool would be melted. There was also this Snorunt, who bore an accent which you would find more common among Sneasel and Weavile, which begs the question if she was trustworthy or not. Kargool didn't have anything against the dark types, it's just they seem like they're always taking things. "You don't seem like you're from here... either... who a-are you?" It doesn't hurt to ask questions, right?
Kargool the Vanillite

Valiant Village, Guild
Kargool entered the Guild with his bag, now containing an extra few supplies in it. He learned how the guild system works here, and figured he could come and ask if he could register a team right now. He probably couldn't, he assumed, but it wouldn't hurt to ask if he could. He knew how the process worked for new members, you sign up to be a trainee, you do your work and what you are told until you prove that you can be a full rate rescue team, then you can get full pay from the jobs. He hit the door with a soft Flash Cannon to knock, as he can't really knock using his "arms". After waiting for near one minute, he sits down at the door and patiently waits for the guild master to return.
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