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Recent Statuses

7 yrs ago
Who here likes cuddles?
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7 yrs ago
If your girl can't crack your skull between her thighs then whats the point of even being a human being.
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8 yrs ago
Identities are confusing to figure out.
4 likes
8 yrs ago
How do wing.
8 yrs ago
Omae wa mou shindeiru.
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Bio

Well hello.

I guess I should introduce myself, huh.

I'm Gardevoiran, just some schmuck going to college and working towards getting a degree in Fine Arts.

I do commissions and what-not, and you can ask me to do a commission for you through my Discord (Gardevoiran #1429) or up here through RPGuild PMs, and I receive donations and payment through my Ko-fi page. Clicking the box right below here will take you to it.



I'm a nerd. I play Pokemon religiously, I dabble in some anime, I write up here, and I love watching incredibly awful movies and just making fun of them. Specifically things like "Leo the Lion" and what not.

I don't have much else to say, so I guess I can leave you guys with a really bad joke.

"What do you call a cow with two legs?"
"Lean beef."

Most Recent Posts

@OtomostheCrazy
(Strikeback)
Upon hearing the whispers coming from the winds, the fusion's eyes lit up with excitement and determination. As Clariko sung a song that would lull the shadow fusion to sleep, Xoxi's consciousness started to prevail, a sharp violet light emanated from the dress as it grew to full length, ending at the ground, and looking very wispy. The fusion jabbed Clariko directly in the stomach, a large purple spike emerging from her wrist as it impaled the sister-fusion in front of her. The shadow backpedaled and sharply punched Clariko directly in the cheek, knocking a large amount of teeth out of her mouth. A violet mouse emerged from the shadow fusion's back, as a portal opened and sucked the fusion through. Only a few words escaped the newly formed shadow goddess' mouth, as the portal closed.

"Requiescat in pace, madre stronzo. (Rest in peace, motherfucker.)"

(Realm of Shadows: Reunited)
The shadow goddess entered through the portal, and immediately stared at Yuki. A smile was formed as the goddess collapsed to her knees.

"Mi sei mancata. (I missed you)"

The goddess fell onto her face and slept. Meanwhile several new shadows appeared in the realm, another Krieg, tinted the color green, and a tall lanky skeleton. The skeleton ran over to Yuki and held a bone in it's hand.

"I'M GONNA GET YOU HUMAN!"

(Tlevran: Festival)
"...I wanted to talk about these... clones... but it seems like you killed yours... so... I need help killing mine."

A blood red cape formed around Tlevran, along with a very pompous cane.

"But... I guess we can talk later, huh?

(Purge: Dammit.)
The Purge appeared in the realm, looking down at Clariko, and saw she had teeth missing.

"Did I uh... did I miss something...?"
Kargool the Vanillite

@Shiny Keldeo
Valiant Village, Town Gate
"I guess my previous experience doesn't help me make a team off the bat easier? Okay, I mean we can't win them all, am I right?" The Vanillite floated behind the Excadrill while he was giving the grand tour. Everything was massive, but efficient. Sort of like Durant colonies, which surprisingly are very difficult dungeons, and this seemed no different. Everything sort of worked together in a neat and organized fashion. Kargool admired this and was sort of excited that he would be living here for a while. "Hey... could I ask about how the recruitment process works? I knew the gist of it back in my hometown but I dunno if it works differently here."
Kargool the Vanillite

@Shiny Keldeo
Valiant Village, Town Gate
"I came to start a rescue team away from my hometown. Get some new faces and have people that actually want to form a team. Then again my chances are slim, huh?" Kargool noted that Razor was the Guildmaster's right-hand-man, and hopefully in the future that would be beneficial in Kargool's goal of having a new team to work with. "Actually, a Snorunt told me an outlaw was coming from the other side of town, and she described it as a Scizor. I mean the guildmaster took down Flash so I think the Snorunt was just faking me out." Honestly Kargool didn't trust Hat from the start. He got a vibe from her that wasn't very trusting, and it rustled his jimmies a bit.
Kargool the Vanillite

@Shiny Keldeo
Valiant Village, Town Gate
The Vanillite floated up into the hand of the Excadrill and thanked him. It was a rough rise back up but he managed to stay afloat. After a quick shake off the Vanillite was back to normal. "I'm alright. A bit soft but I'll manage to stay up. I'm Kargool by the way. Ex-Co-Leader of Team Envirolock about 3 things over." He didn't know what to call counties now. Kargool opened up his bag and pulled out an oran berry, proceeding to eat it happily.
@OtomostheCrazy
I know that feel. It's cool friend.
@OtomostheCrazy
(A Familiar Face)
In My Way
The shadow quartet was dispelled, as the new merged shadow goddess gripped her skull, shrieking in intense pain. Xoxi figured a forced fusion would hurt, but not like this. After the shrieks were finished, a very scary new shadow was formed. One that struck fear into the heart of Clariko...

A shadow of Yuki was standing there, armed to the teeth and ready to fight.

The shadow goddess screamed again as her outfit began to change, becoming more wispier and thievish. A set of large blue wings escaped from the back of the shadow goddess, as it stared into Clariko's eyes.

"KNOCK ME OUT! HURRY! BEFORE SH-DON'T YOU FUCKING START THIS SHIT."

Yuki stood in front of the shadow goddess, and spread her arms out for defense.

(Tlevran: Smite)
Before Miriam could even finish the last sentence, Tlevran struck with the opening he was given. A very hefty amount of power was applied to the strike, and a knee was following it, which headed directly for the chin.

"Never leave yourself open."
@OtomostheCrazy
No problem.
@Shiny Keldeo
I hope you don't mind if Kargool attempts to help out Razor in subduing Tzerah.
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