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Recent Statuses

7 yrs ago
Who here likes cuddles?
9 likes
7 yrs ago
If your girl can't crack your skull between her thighs then whats the point of even being a human being.
7 likes
8 yrs ago
Identities are confusing to figure out.
4 likes
8 yrs ago
How do wing.
8 yrs ago
Omae wa mou shindeiru.
3 likes

Bio

Well hello.

I guess I should introduce myself, huh.

I'm Gardevoiran, just some schmuck going to college and working towards getting a degree in Fine Arts.

I do commissions and what-not, and you can ask me to do a commission for you through my Discord (Gardevoiran #1429) or up here through RPGuild PMs, and I receive donations and payment through my Ko-fi page. Clicking the box right below here will take you to it.



I'm a nerd. I play Pokemon religiously, I dabble in some anime, I write up here, and I love watching incredibly awful movies and just making fun of them. Specifically things like "Leo the Lion" and what not.

I don't have much else to say, so I guess I can leave you guys with a really bad joke.

"What do you call a cow with two legs?"
"Lean beef."

Most Recent Posts

@KRIEEEG
Man I kinda hate Yashar right now.
@KRIEEEG
Well your name is KRIEEEG, and I know that KRIEEEG is a Psycho in Borderlands 2... so... yeah I'm cursed.
"Listen, ya' miserable excuse for a colleague in the arcane arts. First off mate, ya' gave us the offer to come inside, and since ya' were waitin' for the orc to arrive here, I went ahead and came up. Secondly, I didn't pick up and move everythin' around, I picked up one staff and immediately put it down, but thank ya' for the compliment that I have balls. Lastly, this is a blank tome, and I was goin' ta ask ya' what kinda spell should be put in it."

The half elf was visibly annoyed. He left his home and family behind, and was offering a bit of help with this job, but even so he wished the wizard was a bit more kind to his coworkers.

"All of that piss out of the way, I'm Westley Stride. I was raised in a region where humans and elves both coexisted, but if they were to mate together, the child would be shunned for the rest of their life, and beaten up on a regular basis by older kids, younger kids, even the elderly. I left the region where I grew up to go pursue a career in magical aptitude, when I noticed that the head city of the humans and such was so shitty that not even the dirtiest arse in history could amount to it. After gainin' wind of a supposed war, I came here in hopes of a new life where I could maybe be seen as an equal. I'm not takin piss from nobody, I've already dealt with that, and I have a code that forbids me from killing kids or gnomes."

A lot of the anger in Westley's voice was gone by now, and replaced with a calmer tone that could be seen appealing to the diplomatic and scholarly. He patted the UFO beside him on the top, keeping it from becoming hostile towards Yashar.

"I came to help you, maybe make a few connections, and possibly start anew here as a teacher of the arcane after I get some gold to start off with, probably gained from this task of retrieving this artifact that you desperately desire so much."

Westley finished talking and went back to writing in his tome, trying to further it's arcane capabilities.

"Also, hit me and my buddy right here will shoot you through the skull. He won't because I'm keepin' him calm, but if you touch him, he will go mental."
Did... did my elf just get cursed?
@floodtalon
All I can think of is Carl saying croissant.

Who's next for posting order?
Kargool the Vanillite

Lilac Meadow
@Iatos
"It's fine, you can reveal if you need to, but please get me before you do." As the two Pokemon were walking out of Lilac Meadow, Zeths took a spill and fell to the ground. Kargool, now shocked at what just happened, carefully floated close to Zeths, preparing to help him up if he needed it. "Zeths, you alright?!" Kargool asked with a worried tone, and the reply from Zeths proceeded a few seconds later. "I. I need to get home... I'm sorry... I might need to burden you further Kargool. I can hardly walk, please see us out of this place" Kargool nodded and proceeded to float under Zeths' arm, trying to help him walk out. "Don't worry guy, I'll get us out of here as fast as I can, just hold on to my head and we'll be out of here."
Kargool the Vanillite

Lilac Meadow
@Iatos
"Hey, we all space out sometimes, don't we?"The Vanillite looked around. Although this was the first time he ever came to this area, he felt like it was all too familiar, like he had been here before. Nonetheless, the small ice-cream cone spoke to the Meowstic. "I see... although this is my first time here that I can recall, I see a small group of Pokemon, and... ok I know this sounds kinda dumb but I see a hazy green snake. I mean I'm no psychic type, but I saw just a bare glimpse, then it was gone." The Vanillite was telling the truth, albeit he was a bit nervous because it was so dark around the forest at this time, and it was rather unsettling, his mind could jusr be playing tricks on him.
@Iatos
So I was recruited for an adventure in the middle of night? Cool, what we doin'?
Kargool the Vanillite

Valiant Village, Spirits Guild.
@Iatos
The Vanillite perked up when the Meowstic spoke to him, it was a bit of a weird day, and Kargool was itching to adventure around. Even though the Meowstic was a stranger, he seemed like a friend of Spirit, and honestly that seemed good enough for him. Also, even if the title of "Long Range Communication" was farfetched at best, Kargool could hold his own in a fight against him. "O-okay. The name is Kargool by the way, nice to meet you Zeths..." Kargool floated over to Zeths and waited for them to depart.
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