"Listen, ya' miserable excuse for a colleague in the arcane arts. First off mate, ya' gave us the offer to come inside, and since ya' were waitin' for the orc to arrive here, I went ahead and came up. Secondly, I didn't pick up and move everythin' around, I picked up one staff and immediately put it down, but thank ya' for the compliment that I have balls. Lastly, this is a blank tome, and I was goin' ta ask ya' what kinda spell should be put in it."
The half elf was visibly annoyed. He left his home and family behind, and was offering a bit of help with this job, but even so he wished the wizard was a bit more kind to his coworkers.
"All of that piss out of the way, I'm Westley Stride. I was raised in a region where humans and elves both coexisted, but if they were to mate together, the child would be shunned for the rest of their life, and beaten up on a regular basis by older kids, younger kids, even the elderly. I left the region where I grew up to go pursue a career in magical aptitude, when I noticed that the head city of the humans and such was so shitty that not even the dirtiest arse in history could amount to it. After gainin' wind of a supposed war, I came here in hopes of a new life where I could maybe be seen as an equal. I'm not takin piss from nobody, I've already dealt with that, and I have a code that forbids me from killing kids or gnomes."
A lot of the anger in Westley's voice was gone by now, and replaced with a calmer tone that could be seen appealing to the diplomatic and scholarly. He patted the UFO beside him on the top, keeping it from becoming hostile towards Yashar.
"I came to help you, maybe make a few connections, and possibly start anew here as a teacher of the arcane after I get some gold to start off with, probably gained from this task of retrieving this artifact that you desperately desire so much."
Westley finished talking and went back to writing in his tome, trying to further it's arcane capabilities.
"Also, hit me and my buddy right here will shoot you through the skull. He won't because I'm keepin' him calm, but if you touch him, he will go mental."