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Recent Statuses

7 yrs ago
Who here likes cuddles?
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7 yrs ago
If your girl can't crack your skull between her thighs then whats the point of even being a human being.
7 likes
8 yrs ago
Identities are confusing to figure out.
4 likes
8 yrs ago
How do wing.
8 yrs ago
Omae wa mou shindeiru.
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Bio

Well hello.

I guess I should introduce myself, huh.

I'm Gardevoiran, just some schmuck going to college and working towards getting a degree in Fine Arts.

I do commissions and what-not, and you can ask me to do a commission for you through my Discord (Gardevoiran #1429) or up here through RPGuild PMs, and I receive donations and payment through my Ko-fi page. Clicking the box right below here will take you to it.



I'm a nerd. I play Pokemon religiously, I dabble in some anime, I write up here, and I love watching incredibly awful movies and just making fun of them. Specifically things like "Leo the Lion" and what not.

I don't have much else to say, so I guess I can leave you guys with a really bad joke.

"What do you call a cow with two legs?"
"Lean beef."

Most Recent Posts

"Question, can you fix this droolin' issue for me, or at least gimme somethin' that'll lessen it?

This would be irritating and annoying in the long run. A limitless supply of spit is kinda nice in some situations, like if he needs to cause a distraction, but in most situations it's not helpful. Then an idea lit up in Westley's head. The saucer that followed him floated above his head and began to speak in a metallic echoey voice.

"I may be able to talk like this for the time being. Telepathic links between my summon and me are pretty nice to have for situations like this."

Westley saw this small band of misfits, and realized that they were probably going to be doomed on this quest, although there was a bright idea in his head. He looked at the Quaggoth as the saucer began to speak again.

"I'll go on the quest if you give a bit more armor to the orc's mount in advance. It looks like it could use it."

If Yashar complied, Stride would know he was serious about this quest he had them going on.

"As for me in terms of a reward, I don't know just yet what I want. I'll think about it and I'll get back to you in a bit. Whether you send me a message via someway or I send my summon to you, we'll figure it out."

Westley stood looking at Yashar, his hair slightly blowing in a breeze.

"Well?"
@KRIEEEG
Tugrok has the traits that can effectively make him a big ass paladin, and honestly that'd be pretty awesome.

Also, I'll stop weaponizing curses if you can get Stride something that would limit the drooling.

Now that I think about it, you drool when your mouth is open. Therefore, if Westley keeps his mouth closed for a majority of the time, the curse wouldn't even get in the way except for him having a large amount of liquid in his mouth at all times.

Also, typing my post out now, Westley will ask for something in advance too.

Edit: "Gitten de arma fer Woggha!"
@KRIEEEG
Excessive Drooling.
Roleplay Wise: Not useful at all.
Combat Wise: Can be VERY useful.

I can only imagine throwing a ball of spit into the eyes of an enemy, their reaction probably being along the lines of "the fuck bro". Would that start a fight or stop a fight?

Edit: So to clarify, we have a half elf and an orc who's allergic to the saliva of the half-elf who is cursed with excessive drooling hanging out with an ogre who can probably be a paladin, eventually gaining the allegiance of a giant skeleton with mad Tourette's Syndrome.

WHAT IS THIS PARTY?
"Holy crap on a cracker."

Stride stared at the hall of books, amazed by the amount of sheer spellcrafting instructions and guides there were. Comparing it to anything, it would be like if the god of literature and knowledge went to his bedroom for a bit of fun and 9 months later this appeared. Honestly Stride felt like he could drool just from being near the hall, let alone actually looking at it... wait... he was drooling?

Stride swallowed the excess saliva and rubbed it off his tome. There was a curse afoot, and rather than being harmful, this one was rather more of a nuisance than anything else. Westley closed his mouth and covered it with his scarf, stopping the excessive drooling before him. Thank God that serpent scales are incredibly breathable. He then went back to the hall of books, and went over to where the heavy-hitting spells were located, and he glanced over a spell known as Lunar Flare. He picked up the book and went downstairs to where he heard the orc call for him.

"It's Stride, and what's going on down here...?"
@KRIEEEG
I'll put it in a few minutes.

Edit: Can we make the scarf just stay there? The drooling will most likely screw up conversations.
@KRIEEEG
Eyyyyyy lucky number 7!
@KRIEEEG
... lucky number 7.
@6slyboy6
"Oi, who's ta' say this isn't an armored robe mate?"
@6slyboy6
I will fight you for the right to kill Yashar.
@KRIEEEG
I guess asking for a single-use weapon that instakills one person of your choice is too much to ask for from Yashar? *wink wink nudge nudge*
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