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Recent Statuses

7 yrs ago
Who here likes cuddles?
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7 yrs ago
If your girl can't crack your skull between her thighs then whats the point of even being a human being.
7 likes
8 yrs ago
Identities are confusing to figure out.
4 likes
8 yrs ago
How do wing.
8 yrs ago
Omae wa mou shindeiru.
3 likes

Bio

Well hello.

I guess I should introduce myself, huh.

I'm Gardevoiran, just some schmuck going to college and working towards getting a degree in Fine Arts.

I do commissions and what-not, and you can ask me to do a commission for you through my Discord (Gardevoiran #1429) or up here through RPGuild PMs, and I receive donations and payment through my Ko-fi page. Clicking the box right below here will take you to it.



I'm a nerd. I play Pokemon religiously, I dabble in some anime, I write up here, and I love watching incredibly awful movies and just making fun of them. Specifically things like "Leo the Lion" and what not.

I don't have much else to say, so I guess I can leave you guys with a really bad joke.

"What do you call a cow with two legs?"
"Lean beef."

Most Recent Posts

@KRIEEEG
"... what?"

Stride walked forward and casually took a seat, he noticed his clothes were changed to a more formal set of attire, with a futuristic suit covering his torso. He also noticed his neck was split horizontally across, with visible muscle tissue revealing. It looked very gross and probably could make a lot of elves and humans vomit, but it looked badass as hell. The elf noticed the tankard of top-notch beer as he took a sip of it before talking to the pale man at the end of the table.

"... 'ello mate. Who're you?"
@Deserted
The issue is the Kiln are dwarves, just after dark magic has twisted them. Having 2 dwarf races would be kind of weird.

Plus, a midget running around with his axe friend is good enough.
I guess it's time for me to get into this little group of Hunters.

Closest thing to a true dwarf in this setting!
@ProPro
Hey I just noticed something. Do any mind/psychological tricks work on Overlook's drone?
@KRIEEEG
Do it, I'm tired of being dead. Death always cheats at poker.

Edit: Can there be a Death NPC for me to interact with while these fucks screw around with their living bodies?
<Snipped quote by Banana>

It's not that he's untrustworthy, it's that they have no relationship with him and if you're not in the Protectorate then you're a vigilante. If you're a vigilante, then they treat you on a case by case basis, but unless you've proven you are trustworthy then they're not letting you into their cool HQ or letting you touch their cool toys or interfering with their official government sanctioned work, and that includes influencing the children that they are grooming to be soldiers to throw fruitlessly at giant unstoppable monsters working hard to ensure grow up to be balanced, well adjusted superheroes.


Nobody has a relationship with Overlook. He's kept his identity secret from everyone he's worked with. Shit I forgot to mention that in the CS... I'll update it in a few.

As for letting him into their HQ and touching their toys, Overlook has lived in his bunker for a while, and he really doesn't care about their stuff.

If at all possible, could someone in the Protectorate have like a business card from Overlook, in case they need expert hacking skills? You don't have to if you don't want to.
@KRIEEEG
Jokes on you, I'm already dead.
<Snipped quote by Eklispe>

this made me think actually, i could use the ability to make spikes and such grow out of the armor offensively. realistically though, i wanted the ability to be defensive and focused on survival rather than touching a super and turning their spinal column into powder.


*cough* Porcupine *cough*.
That sounds badass as hell.
@ProPro
Hm, I guess Overlook isn't trustworthy as an ally to the Protectorate? Shame. I'll figure a plan for him when the time comes. If anything, he can probably do his own research on the Ward's members.
@KRIEEEG
Stop trying to kill each other? That's nonsense. Stop speaking nonsense.
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