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Recent Statuses

7 yrs ago
Who here likes cuddles?
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7 yrs ago
If your girl can't crack your skull between her thighs then whats the point of even being a human being.
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8 yrs ago
Identities are confusing to figure out.
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8 yrs ago
How do wing.
8 yrs ago
Omae wa mou shindeiru.
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Bio

Well hello.

I guess I should introduce myself, huh.

I'm Gardevoiran, just some schmuck going to college and working towards getting a degree in Fine Arts.

I do commissions and what-not, and you can ask me to do a commission for you through my Discord (Gardevoiran #1429) or up here through RPGuild PMs, and I receive donations and payment through my Ko-fi page. Clicking the box right below here will take you to it.



I'm a nerd. I play Pokemon religiously, I dabble in some anime, I write up here, and I love watching incredibly awful movies and just making fun of them. Specifically things like "Leo the Lion" and what not.

I don't have much else to say, so I guess I can leave you guys with a really bad joke.

"What do you call a cow with two legs?"
"Lean beef."

Most Recent Posts

Overlook's Bunker.

As Ruben was finishing his meal, he heard a loud shot from his computer. It seemed that it was time to follow behind these guys. His drone stopped recording as it quickly proceeded to where the shot came from. It very soon reached where it heard the gunshot, which was unsurprisingly the shooting range. Surprisingly, it has only one person in it. An idea cracked in Ruben's head as he controlled the eye to find the easiest escape route leaving the vents and entering that room. Unsurprisingly, his drone ran into an empty room and proceeded to bash the vent cover until it came off, allowing the drone to enter the facility. Hopefully nobody heard that...

The drone proceeded to sneak into the shooting range, where one of the female Wards members was situated, firing an M1911 issue standard handgun. Hopefully she would react calmly to The Eye's presence. The drone flew above the girl and connected to her earpiece while Ruben grabbed his helmet. "Let's hope I'm lucky here." whispered Ruben as he dawned the sweet freedom of his alias. One it was on, his helmet's microphone automatically powered up and was ready to speak into.

"Hey... um... how're you doing my friend?" How do you interact with people again? It'd been a while.

@solokolos
@Oraculum
This is the best team. Totally not fodder.

I'm gonna recap it for you.
- A currently dead but soon-to-be-revived half-elf wizard.
- A giant fucking spider and his pet.
- A skeleton that fucks shit.
- An orc with a nuclear ride.
- A goblin inventor who can create the *best* shit.
- and an ogre paladin.

Not to mention we have a wagon that has a cannon which shoots sound that fucks everything up and the cannon itself is made out of a head.

This is the best team.
waiting but here
If I ever make a second character, I'm gonna get a Superfight deck and draw 3 random cards for it.
@Turbowraith
Will my demilich and your skeleton become bros when I'm revived?
@KRIEEEG
Am I going through a separate storyline to reclaim life?
@KRIEEEG
"The closest thing I can remember was having a conversation with a spider about going for a contract I had with a man named Yashar... then our local powerhouse of our group tried to... kill... the... spider... and I got in the way..."

Stride felt his neck, and then remembered his past and began retelling it.

"Have you ever been to the Elven-Human region? Down south in that region was my hometown, and it was strictly against the intermingling of races and the babies they made. I had a bad roll and this happened, and I was haunted by everyone for it. Constant plaguing with life about how I was never going to be helpful and how I was just doomed and to be killed..."

Stride's eyes teared up at these thoughts. He wiped his eyes as he gulped a bit of the beer down.

"I went to a college for magical aptitude, and began to excel to the top of my class at it. During this time, I was aloof of a war that caused death to countless humanlike races and monsters alike. I felt like I had to choose a side after this war, and I went to the monsters. It seemed right because of how I was treated like a kid, an abomination, so I imagined I could relate to them about it. My first day in town, I heard a man call for assistance, claiming there were countless riches to be rewarded. I went to his tower in the town, and touched one of his staves he kept in his room where he did business. I was cursed to drool excessively, and I'm glad that didn't carry over here into this place."

Another swig of beer was had, as Stride kept speaking.

"Later, after we settled as a small group on this quest, I tried to recruit a spider for our group, and the resident Orc of our squad was afraid of spider, so he tried killing it with a swift blow of his axe. I got in the way, trying to save the life of the spider. Unfortunately, I think my head was taken off as a result."

Stride put his cards down on the table, and began to look at the man in front of him.

"To answer your final 2 questions, I'd love a second chance to go back and be with this group. Honestly, even though one of them killed me, I'd like to think that's a good trait for him, and I want to think of whoever's on this team as a brother... and that ogre was nice. As for who you are... hm... I'd say you were Death, am I assuming correct?"
Any short jokes shall be met with force from a sudden punch that may have a fireball, an ice bolt, or a sentient conjured earth being.

By the way, I'll link where I draw the spells from.

It's a wide variety and some aren't actually spells, but we'll cross that bridge when we come to it during combat.
Overlook's Bunker.


Ruben wheeled up to his computer, a bowl of freshly made ramen placed beside him. He was surprised it kept for so long, considering it was about 2 or 3 years old. That being said, it's expiration date was the next day, so that ruined some of the magic for Ruben. Nonetheless, a hot meal that wasn't vegetable based was very nice for once. He kept his helmet off as he opened a window on his computer, turning on his little buddy near PRT headquarters. A smile washed over Ruben's face as he pulled his controller to him. "Here we go buddy, let's take this nice and slow..."

Over at the headquarters, a small black ball turned on near the top of the building. It started to float around before landing on 3 small legs. It began to run into the ventilation shaft at the top of the building and followed any noise until it made it to what looked like a business room, complete with holograms of people speaking. It started to record anything it could while Ruben watched it on a live feed. He recorded because it allowed him to use anything as information later if he needed it. Smiling, Ruben pulled over a tray and sat his bowl of ramen on it. After a quick bite, he spoke once. "...and now, we observe the power of 'The Eye'.

To anyone, it would look completely fine aside from the few lines of white which were barely noticeable behind the vent. Ruben sat and happily ate his ramen while taping this boardroom scene. He then heard from an apparent 'Collin' that they were heading down to a practice room. He decided to wait until they actually got to that room to follow, as he was bound to get lost if he didn't know where to go. His helmet sat close by as a safety net in case he wanted to speak to anyone while he was there.
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