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7 yrs ago
Who here likes cuddles?
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7 yrs ago
If your girl can't crack your skull between her thighs then whats the point of even being a human being.
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8 yrs ago
Identities are confusing to figure out.
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8 yrs ago
How do wing.
8 yrs ago
Omae wa mou shindeiru.
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Well hello.

I guess I should introduce myself, huh.

I'm Gardevoiran, just some schmuck going to college and working towards getting a degree in Fine Arts.

I do commissions and what-not, and you can ask me to do a commission for you through my Discord (Gardevoiran #1429) or up here through RPGuild PMs, and I receive donations and payment through my Ko-fi page. Clicking the box right below here will take you to it.



I'm a nerd. I play Pokemon religiously, I dabble in some anime, I write up here, and I love watching incredibly awful movies and just making fun of them. Specifically things like "Leo the Lion" and what not.

I don't have much else to say, so I guess I can leave you guys with a really bad joke.

"What do you call a cow with two legs?"
"Lean beef."

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Will work on a CS next year. Current time is 4:39pm on December 31st, 2016.

I got a party tonight so I won't be able to work one out tonight.
The grizzly old man's jovial smile of glee sank into an everlasting frown of sadness upon his face. He heard the woman who was bound to the ground in front of him spill her story, and in a few ways Ursaren felt like he and her have had a similar run. With a heavy sigh, the priest placed his hand on the shoulder of the bound woman and began to speak with a serious tone, one that would help influence the wisdom of his speech into the poor knight's head. Hopefully she'd be able to hear his words and take them to her heart.

"You have had a similar past to me, my disheartened warrior. I know the sorrows that you have experienced as well, as I was split away from my old party about 40 or so years ago. I understand how you feel, being hopeless and alone, like there is nothing and was nothing you could do to stop what you ave happened. I know this, and I want to help you push through the bad times you are feeling now, and allow you to grow as both a warrior, and a person. I can only do this, however, if you want to try and get over these bad feelings as well. So what say you, miss..." Ursaren waited for her name.
LightBro ran over to the swarm of the Nefas fight, and watched as the rest of the onslaught at that moment ran. Currently, the crusader was preparing for a charge in to help deliver the final blow to Nefas, with applying a bit of the napalm onto his shield. Hopefully the impact would cause a direct hit to Nefas and cause him to stumble, allowing someone to land a final blow and take the destructive demon downtown. When ready, the crusader turned to face Toby once more as he exclaimed "Light be with you, Tobias.", and LightBro charged through the only opening he could see, just barely landing his shield against the knee of the once-feared warden, causing the sudden ignition of the napalm to add force and bring the giant down. Unfortunately, the side-effect of this was that LightBro finally had enough napalm under his helmet to cause him to start choking, and the knight had to rush outside the prison and he fell to his own knees, removing his helmet. Anyone who would see the knight now would be surprised to see who LightBro truly was.
@Ineffable I don't really know what to do at the moment.
Forgot to mention people in my post, pls forgiver me.
The grizzly voice of Ursaren was heard as he cleared his throat as he walked. A dragon? While Ursaren hated to believe in such tales, he did fight a dragon a long time ago, and it was a great beast at that. "If there's a dragon attacking the mountains, that could only mean more trouble is to had if it decides to attack beyond those mountains." Ursaren mightily spoke out as he continued behind Verya. He kept observing the wilderness with awe like he had done prior to the elven meeting until the group arrived at a gang of wood elves, all with their bows drawn and pointed at a woman with hair as gold as Ursaren's spirit.

The old man stared at the woman for a bit while the rest of the group began to speak about what this woman has done to deserve being tied up and injured like this. Ursaren then started to stray from the group and he wandered to the woman on his lonesome. Onlookers would be confused, maybe angered at the elder for doing this so suddenly and without warning. Once close enough to the woman, he got down on his knees and sifted through his bag, searching for some things that he had within it. While he was searching, he looked over to the wood elf closest to the prisoner's right hand and he directed something at them. "Excuse me, can you untie this woman's hand please?" He didn't want to come off as a threat to this group, so he asked because of this. Ursaren simply wanted to give the woman something to eat, as she kind of needed it with how she was looking right now.
@KRIEEEG
MY GOD YOU COULDN'T RESIST THE INNUENDO!
Holy shit. It was there.

Death really did follow through on her request. Stride was able to see into the living world from the blindingly blue light, and it enticed him with the sense of adventure he longed for. He took a final drink from his endless mug and then he took a deep breath before he entered the portal.

"... here we go. It's time to go and get that goddamned book."

Stride took a large step (a 'stride', if you will), and stepped directly into the light.
"... ... ... aaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!" *steel drums*

Stride's body jolted directly up from the laying position, as his hands immediately grabbed onto his neck with terror and just to see if something was still here. Alas, there was nothing, and Stride's head consciously shook beside his body on the table, still speaking. It shook enough to allow him to see his comrades that he knew, including Grox and Spiderman, and a lot of others that he didn't recognize yet. His arms moved around to feel for the misplaced head, and finally grabbed onto the hair of the wizard and placed the severed head onto the stump neck, screwing it on like it was a bolt. The head could still easily be knocked off, but at least it was there and Stride was alive to speak.

Once more, his accent began to come into play as he spoke to the group.

"... heh. Don't get ahead of yourselves, this was Lady Death's doin'."
DAMMIT I'M LATE TO STORYTIME
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