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6 yrs ago
Current Just wanna make a quick announcement for whoever cares: [@Crab Bane] and I are no longer in a relationship. It wasn't a bad break-up, at least not for me, but I hope him and I can stay on good terms.
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6 yrs ago
[@PsyBlade] Absolutely!
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6 yrs ago
[@Cleverbird] Literally my BF and I whenever we play Monster Hunter together.
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6 yrs ago
[@PsyBlade] Why do you want the Lapras to go away? It's one of my favorites. :C
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7 yrs ago
Today's my birthday! ❤
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Bio

This bio is outdated-ish and will be updated when I'm in the mood.



Things to know about Garland:
-Real name is Iris
-Canadian
-Genderfluid
-Pansexual
-Happily Taken
-Visionary
-Hates school
-Music nut(Rock, Metal, and "Weird Al" Yankovic are my favorites)
-Discord is Garland#5464 if you want to contact me there

Here's my personal Spotify playlist, if you're interested.



RP Info:
-Can play both male and female characters; has a preference for the latter
-Loves monster girls
-Likes the Romance, Slice of Life, Modern, Sci-Fi, Fantasy, and especially Mecha genres

Shoot me a PM if you're interested in doing a 1x1 RP together. I like writing shit.

Most Recent Posts

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@Lugia

Thanks! I'll see if I can't get a character sheet up tomorrow.

EDIT: Here's what I've got so far(used this site to roll d6):

You guys still accepting, by any chance?
@The book of bad juju

Nobody expects the Swordsman of Revealing Light.

At least, not me.
@The book of bad juju

Tekkan's grin immediately turned into a grimace as Gauntlet Launcher was stopped by a luminous samurai warrior, keeping the youth's victory still well out of reach.

"Urgh...You never know when to quit, huh? I guess I'll use Gauntlet Launcher's effect to destroy your swordsman..." The warrior launched his last rocket fist at the swordsman, the impact sending him flying and leaving the launcher with no ammunition remaining.

"...and end my turn."
@The book of bad juju

Tekkan nearly jumped out of his skin when Aya yelled out a phrase that sounded remarkably familiar to him and activated Solemn Warning, completely breaking his ultra combo and leaving the youth with one card face-down and just 1 Normal Monster to guard his Life Points. "Good lord!" he yelled back to the dark-haired girl. "Scared me half to death, you Kaiju freak! Don't do that!" He grumbled to himself as Aya did typical Kaiju shenanigans; tribute the opponent's monster for a Kaiju, summon a Kaiju to their own field, and have the two duke it out Godzilla style. Same thing every time. She seemed to expect him to make a remark about all this, but Tekkan honestly didn't care and just sighed, his right face cheek resting in the palm of his hand.

When his turn rolled around, Tekkan drew his card, and boy howdy did it make him grin like a devil. This was the exact card he needed, and the best part was that it was something he just lost.

"With my Scale 2 Igknight Cavalier and Scale 7 Igknight Margrave, I'll Pendulum Summon Igknight Gallant from my Extra Deck and Igknight Veteran from my hand!" The pink and red knights let out a sharp whistle, the green and light blue Igknights jumping out of a spontaneous explosion and going into their battle stances.

"Now that I have 2 Level 6 monsters on my field, I'll use them to build the Overlay Network and Xyz Summon Gauntlet Launcher!"

The two knights gave a salute as they were condensed into two spheres of light, which then created and orbited around a bulky red warrior of some sort armed with rocket punch action.

"Here's the fun part: By detaching 1 Xyz Material from Gauntlet Launcher, I can destroy 1 monster you control! So say sayonara to that Gamera wannabe Gameciel!"

The mechanical warrior turned to face the giant blue sea turtle, which absolutely dwarfed him in size. However, unfazed by the Kaiju that stood before him, he carefully held both of his rocket fists in front of him and launched one of them at the monster's head. The impact of the gauntlet's titanium plating combined with how fast the object zoomed towards the monster was enough to knock it out cold, sending it tumbling backwards and the solid vision just barely missing Aya.

"You're wide open now! Time for a direct attack, Gauntlet Launcher! GO!"

Tekkan pointed his index finger at the girl. The red mechanical warrior, now missing a fist, slowly stomped towards Aya and, upon arrival, started winding up his arm to punch her something fierce. Once finished, the warrior unleashed a wicked uppercut which would probably have sent the girl flying through the roof if the whole thing was more than just solid vision. The duel was over.
Also, @Lord Szall, thanks for making it really hard to activate Solemn in response to his Pendulum summon. Now it won't seem awkward at all.


Whoops. My bad. Forgot you had face-downs. Sorry. ^^;
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@Blight Bug

Figured as much.

Also, @KOgaming, can we please make it canon that Martin is a trap? The thought amuses me greatly.
@KOgaming

Okay, I know Martin is playing a deck heavily focused on gaining as many life points as possible and overwhelming the opponent with them, but where the flying fuck did he get 400k Life Points?
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