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I guess my comfort zone is "eccentric side character."
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"Yeah, and how would she be right?" Danny agreed with cigar man. "What would they eat? I mean, look at that guy." He said, pointing at one of the lions that had been marching with the supervillan. A lion that was now slinking away behind the penguin house. "That lion is super old and was rescued from a Mexican circus." He recalled from the tour he'd been given earlier. "He doesn't know how to hunt, he'd starve. Do you even know what zoos are? They're not animal jail."
He looked around at the myriad animals that were now scared, confused, and dispersing. "That doesn't mean we can just let them out, yo guys!" He called to the national guardsmen that had shown up. "We need to block all the exits so they don't leave and get themselves hurt. I'll get these guys here." He said, walking up to the arctic birds that were still milling about the entrance way to their house and throwing up his arms, going "rarggh!" This served to scare them back inside the cool building. He tried to close the doors the elephant had smashed in, but they just sort of fell off their hinges. "We also need to keep the big ones from eating the little ones." He called over his shoulder.
He looked around at the myriad animals that were now scared, confused, and dispersing. "That doesn't mean we can just let them out, yo guys!" He called to the national guardsmen that had shown up. "We need to block all the exits so they don't leave and get themselves hurt. I'll get these guys here." He said, walking up to the arctic birds that were still milling about the entrance way to their house and throwing up his arms, going "rarggh!" This served to scare them back inside the cool building. He tried to close the doors the elephant had smashed in, but they just sort of fell off their hinges. "We also need to keep the big ones from eating the little ones." He called over his shoulder.
"Hey stupid guys!" Danny said, climbing to his feet before the Xeaforge security. "Do you not understand what surrender means? It means put your guns down, morons! Otherwise it's not a surrender! Do you want more people to die today or something!? Huh!? Are you still that eager to shoot somebody!?" He stomps his foot. "Surrender for real you dumbasses!"
Okay, well, I think I owe all of you an apology for that unpleasantness.
You really don't. That was a perfectly adequate horse you were riding.
He missed, that was the first thing that happened. She'd moved and then he'd rolled to face her...
Then she was engulfed in a whole load of fire, so much so he had to throw his arms up over his to shield himself. He felt pain as the intensity of the heat burned away at the skin of his arms as he let out a stereotypical "Uryghaaaaaaaaa."
When he brought them down the only thing left was a burning corpse.
Damn.
Damn!
He was burning mad now! Why did that have to happen? He just wanted to....urghhhh! Where was that stupid armor girl? Where was she? She was so stupid that, if she were still in punching range, he was going to knock her across the park for being stupid. Stupid! Stupidstupidstupid!!!
(Basically readying an action. If Pearl is still close to the impact zone and hasn't dodged or been hit by Ifrit's fire he's going to sock her one! If she was hit by it he's still going to punch her, just not as hard. If she dodged out of punch range Danny's going to close distance to her.)
Then she was engulfed in a whole load of fire, so much so he had to throw his arms up over his to shield himself. He felt pain as the intensity of the heat burned away at the skin of his arms as he let out a stereotypical "Uryghaaaaaaaaa."
When he brought them down the only thing left was a burning corpse.
Damn.
Damn!
He was burning mad now! Why did that have to happen? He just wanted to....urghhhh! Where was that stupid armor girl? Where was she? She was so stupid that, if she were still in punching range, he was going to knock her across the park for being stupid. Stupid! Stupidstupidstupid!!!
(Basically readying an action. If Pearl is still close to the impact zone and hasn't dodged or been hit by Ifrit's fire he's going to sock her one! If she was hit by it he's still going to punch her, just not as hard. If she dodged out of punch range Danny's going to close distance to her.)
Max whistled as he followed Eli into the room. "This is all really great. Tell me something, do you do your own special effects or did you outsource them?"
Of course he'd followed Eli, if only because the man had insulted him. That and curiosity over what could get noted hardcore badass Elijah Craig so worked up. There is was, too, terrified and crying and stumbling toward Elijah. His face instantly hardened. Even if the kid was in on the ruse, using a child for something like this was sick.
"Like I was trying to explain before you rushed off," He said, never taking his eyes off the woman. "Somebody contacted me, probably that bitches boss, and fed me a bunch off bullshit about spaceships and alien abductions. Laid out a whole scenario for us to follow, and mentioned you specifically as someone I should find. Wanted you to be a part of some good old fashion, Red Dawn style terrorist freedom fighters against...what's the stupid name you picked for your aliens? Angarion empire? I'd have thrown a X in there personally. Nothing screams "Aliens" like a X."
"Point is, we're getting jerked around just like on the beach and can't trust anything Princess Xenu here tells us." He looks at the woman. "So just cut the shit and do whatever it is you're going to. You're not getting any useable data now that someone's figured out your ruse."
Of course he'd followed Eli, if only because the man had insulted him. That and curiosity over what could get noted hardcore badass Elijah Craig so worked up. There is was, too, terrified and crying and stumbling toward Elijah. His face instantly hardened. Even if the kid was in on the ruse, using a child for something like this was sick.
"Like I was trying to explain before you rushed off," He said, never taking his eyes off the woman. "Somebody contacted me, probably that bitches boss, and fed me a bunch off bullshit about spaceships and alien abductions. Laid out a whole scenario for us to follow, and mentioned you specifically as someone I should find. Wanted you to be a part of some good old fashion, Red Dawn style terrorist freedom fighters against...what's the stupid name you picked for your aliens? Angarion empire? I'd have thrown a X in there personally. Nothing screams "Aliens" like a X."
"Point is, we're getting jerked around just like on the beach and can't trust anything Princess Xenu here tells us." He looks at the woman. "So just cut the shit and do whatever it is you're going to. You're not getting any useable data now that someone's figured out your ruse."
Danny released the chain as soon as he was sure the elephant was out, sliding off and patting it on the side. "There there, Dumbo. Everything okay." He said, twirling the chain back around him arm. That's when he heard the quacking. By the time he had turned around it was too late, he had already been engulf by the braying swarm. Eager for blood and the fresh fine taste of Alaskan tuna. They did their best.
"Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow." Danny yelled as they pecked and bit remorselessly at his exposed legs. Seeing no other recourse that didn't involve stepping on a penguin he jumped back up, out of them, to the top of the penguin house. The resulting empty space caused the more eager to topple over, leading to a dominoes like chain reaction that ended with the uncoordinated animals in a squawking pile, struggling to right themselves. He watched from the rooftop as the first of them righted themselves and breathed a sigh of relief. "That was a close one. I never considered you might turn evil."
A gunshot split the air and drew his attention to Mama Bear. She was the cause of all this. She was going to get all these guys hurt if she kept this up. He lifted up one arm, patted his elbow, and took an running leap off the penguin house toward her. "ELBOOOOOOW DROOOOOOOP!!!"
"Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow." Danny yelled as they pecked and bit remorselessly at his exposed legs. Seeing no other recourse that didn't involve stepping on a penguin he jumped back up, out of them, to the top of the penguin house. The resulting empty space caused the more eager to topple over, leading to a dominoes like chain reaction that ended with the uncoordinated animals in a squawking pile, struggling to right themselves. He watched from the rooftop as the first of them righted themselves and breathed a sigh of relief. "That was a close one. I never considered you might turn evil."
A gunshot split the air and drew his attention to Mama Bear. She was the cause of all this. She was going to get all these guys hurt if she kept this up. He lifted up one arm, patted his elbow, and took an running leap off the penguin house toward her. "ELBOOOOOOW DROOOOOOOP!!!"
*IGNORE ME*
"WHOA!" Danny shouted, jumping straight up as a ton of angry mammal rammed the doors of the penguin house open. He landed on top of the building, finally getting a good look at the scene. So that was it. There was no parade, this was some sort of supervillain thing. He laid his erstwhile tourguide down on the roof with a subdued "wait here" before grabbing the chain looped around his arm and unraveling it.
He didn't want to hurt any animals, but on the other hand this was a chance to be involved in something really, really cool.
He gave the chain one final twirl to get the chain to the length he wanted it and jumped onto the elephants back, throwing the chain under the things neck and catching the end as it came back up. Then he pulled. Not as hard as he could, but hard enough.
"Go to sleep, Dumbo. Go to sleep!"
He didn't want to hurt any animals, but on the other hand this was a chance to be involved in something really, really cool.
He gave the chain one final twirl to get the chain to the length he wanted it and jumped onto the elephants back, throwing the chain under the things neck and catching the end as it came back up. Then he pulled. Not as hard as he could, but hard enough.
"Go to sleep, Dumbo. Go to sleep!"
Danny heard the order to lay down his arms, but couldn't see the speaker due to the wall of animals. He put his hands up, realized he was playing into a very negative stereotype of his people by holding an unconscious woman over his head, then quickly brought her back down. "Wait, this isn't what it looks like. I know how it looks but that's not it!"
Then he heard the other voice, from the front of the animal line.
"Wait, I just scared her about the penguins! That's all! She just fainted over penguin worries!"
Oh god, this was going to end with torches and pitchforks.
Then he heard the other voice, from the front of the animal line.
"You heard the lady, so let's get you to jail so I can go back to watching my morning cartoons."
"Wait, I just scared her about the penguins! That's all! She just fainted over penguin worries!"
Oh god, this was going to end with torches and pitchforks.
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