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I blame the current influx of bass:

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Drakel said
First Name: Drakel
Age: N/A
Location: CA
Job: [Data Expunged]
Favorite Color: Gold & Teal
Hobbies: Pillaging, hoarding gold, Video Games, Drawing and RPing
Sports: Exercise...

No. Stop hoarding Gold....

I don't like being hoarded!

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ImANargleHunter said
Fort Mac?

Think smaller: Peace River.

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Blitzkrieg said
-My prom date in junior year started making out with another dude then I drove her home for reasons I still don't understand.

-Me and my friend went out girl searching a few years ago. Eventually I just went to bed but he found a 5/10 chubby girl and started getting busy in the room while I slept. He puked before second base, I woke up, helped her clean up and had laundry-room sex.

-There was the girl in town that was really bad news for me and previously mentioned friend, she played us both and ended up going for some douche. One night I was traveling between two college parties. This gave the drunk me the idea that riding a bike back and fourth would be a good idea. On the way back home, I saw this girl and her shitty friends, being drunk as fuck, I fliped her off as I passed her yelling "FUUUUUUCK YOUUUUUUUUU!!!!" and ran straight into one of those cement parking stop things.

-Hmmm....not that awkward or embarrassing. Just being too damn nice for your own good.

-Keepin' it classy I see.

-....HAH!

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Ugh.....trying to drive 10 hours out there? Jesus....I'd crash. Just so......straight. The horizon...never changing. Hypnotizing....

I'll stay here in BC. I like my corners :P

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Draco, how else do you think religions get started?

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Drunken embarrassing stories!

Back when when I was 22 or so, I was up in Northern Alberta. I was working two jobs, busting my ass during the day, and din't really know anyone other than my sister and her friends. Being Northern Alberta, there is sweet fuck all to do, other than go to the 1 club in the surrounding 100+ km, and get shittered. So, that's what we did. Go to the club, 2 double shots of whiskey, then two pitchers of whiskey and coke would get me drunk enough to dance. One night...I think there might have been another double or two in there....I was at the stage of drunkeness that no fucks were given. So random "hot chick" started grinding on me. Problem: me being a young, inexperienced shut in, awkward as hell didn't know what to do.....so just went with it. Then got thirst and walked away. Seriously, just left her in the middle of the dance floor, walked to the bar, and got myself another pitcher of whiskey and coke, sat down, and drank.

Course, all I remember is that she was shorter than me (and I'm 5'8"), was blonde, and not fat (vague memory is vague). So, considering that this club was notorious for letting minors in? Also that STDs fly around there like flies on a carcass? Maybe it was for the best....still awkward as hell though.

I sometimes mix myself with slingshot

I like Slinghack personally.