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    1. Gutshot 10 yrs ago

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9 yrs ago
Current I kid, I was too sick to even get a post up, RIP Gutshot.
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9 yrs ago
I have gotten so sick, that I have taken the day off; Thus, expect some posts from me. It's bitter-sweet, isn't it?
9 yrs ago
Surely you jest, Comrade! To create an equal solution to falsified dental problems, we must create such dental products equally. Dentistry licenses must be required by the state so all may contribute.
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9 yrs ago
Eh, might aswell try advertising here: A Polymorphing Kaiju roleplay for those with malicious intent roleplayerguild.com/topics/1..
9 yrs ago
but I still bawled my eyes out at the end of my pacifist run

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IN SANGUINEM,
QUIA SANGUINEM,
IN PERPETUUM

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Banned for having too much of a fabulous tail.
Banned for putting two Ts in wobot.
Great. I ate a spoonful of sugar and wrote roleplay responses.
@Bishop Though I'm new to this site, I've been on plenty of other sites that hosted RPs like this, and it's really all about player interaction. Giving the player's a blank slate, like a tavern, to roam in provides opportunities for almost an infinite amount of hilarious circumstances. It's more about what the players do IN the tavern, then what the tavern does for the players. (Also, it's always good that the characters are propelled into the story by booze, right?)

Of course, everyone has their own cup of tea, so Tavern-RPing just might not be for you. That's completely fine.
N.E.R.O.N


Assignment: Attend for debriefing and progress report Interacting with @king Tai


N.E.R.O.N's large metal bulk approached the bar, his shield (bloodied though it was) was slung over the Pistons and mechanisms composing the construct's back. Opening the creaking wooden door, N.E.R.O.N was greeted with the poorly lit tavern, a few passed-out drunkies, and the promise of his comrades in the back, just as he had expected. Though a little late, the automaton came through with it's intent to attend. Sadly, it never had a chance to clean up, and still reeked of viscera from the day's work.
"I imagine everyone is having a productive evening", N.E.R.O.N heard as it walked into the back room, the half-asleep bartender having spat into a cup as the bulky robot passed. "Quite, Sir", it responded politely as it closed the restricted doors behind itself, the electronic locks making a hearty clunk sound as they reengaged. "Five women in the same neighborhood in the same day, I had an experience indeed", N.E.R.O.N continued, his signature cheery tone making the material he spoke about seem much more wholesome than what it was intended to be. The large metal man stood by his comrades across from Blaque, those of which consisted of an embracing man and woman, a small child holding a cold drink, and a few others. The child, suprisingly, was a little bit of a controversial subject for the otherwise naïve automaton. N.E.R.O.N's programming dictated the evacuation of children over all others in the face of danger, and to allow the child to participate in activities as harmful as Vendetta's missions, it was truly the only thing N.E.R.O.N disputed with his master about.
N.E.R.O.N started again, "this stark increase in attacks against females roaming around a certain region, mostly prompted by gangsters of Ghost Face, is something I feel like should be addressed by I and perhaps two others."
"If I'm not mistaken, you had mentioned a job similar to this to me a while ago, correct? Operation: Bash the Bullies?", the robot proceeded. "I would like to pick such a job up, if you will. Otherwise, I am prepared for the primary briefing, sir", ended the automaton, proceeding to seat itself on a metal chair beside Blaque.

>Social conditions met. Physical Movement commenced: Finger Tapping

N.E.R.O.N's steel fingertips started to tap the table as it listened to both his master's answer and his comrades' conversations. This little habit, initially having been installed by a rebel hacker just for fun, now became a convincing staple of N.E.R.O.N's humanoid personality.
The space anomaly is sucked into a black hole of gigantic proportions.

Aki is good as well?
Granted. Your wish can never break this chain I just named "doing something beneficial for me".

I wish for a new world order founded by Steve jobs.
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