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Current It's alive!
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Quick everyone, PM Mahz with your wishlist for Guild updates and new features. The more the better. In fact, send him a PM about it every day. Make that every hour. Chop chop!
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3 yrs ago
Welcome back, Hecate!
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4 yrs ago
To all the homies in Florida -- stay safe out there. Now is not the time to wrangle an alligator and surf it down the flooded streets. I know, it's hard to resist the urge.
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4 yrs ago
Calling all ELDEN RING players: roleplayerguild.com/topics/…
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On the old version of the Guild I was the record holder for 'Most Infraction Points Without Being Permabanned'.

My primary roleplaying genres are fantasy and science fiction. Big fan of The Elder Scrolls, The Lord of the Rings, Warhammer 40,000, Mass Effect, Fallout and others.

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Biographical Section


Name: Dread Fang.
Age: 25.
Race: Known to the Drow and Dwarves as dwelling scarabs and to the Mindflayers as brightscythes, Dread Fang is a member of a race of sentient, telepathic scarabs the size of a large dog or a small pony.
Sex: Male.
Appearance:
Homeland: The Underdark.
History: Born in the Underdark tunnels near the Drow cities, Dread Fang was a member of the largest hive of his kind, which still only numbered slightly more than a hundred scarabs. Dwelling scarabs lived in peaceful coexistence with the Drow, who didn't mind the large insectoids hunting smaller prey in the tunnels. In fact, sometimes the Drow came to barter with the dwelling scarabs, who are intelligent enough to learn the common tongue. Dread Fang was one of those who learned to mind-speak it and became an emissary of his kind in the dealings with the Drow.

One day, a Drow ranger came to the dwelling scarabs to ask assistance in dealing with a troublesome coven of Mindflayers. The dwelling scarabs were used to this request as the telepathic talents of the scarabs were highly useful in finding the psionic Mindflayers. Dread Fang agreed and with a small number of his kind, he joined the Drow hunting party. In return, the Drow provided food and precious gems, which the dwelling scarabs had an unusual interest in (much like magpies do).

In time, the Drow ranger returned. Dread Fang had enjoyed the last foray with the ranger and found satisfaction in bringing death to the Mindflayers, an old enemy of the scarabs – natural rivals because of their mind-talents. Once again, he agreed to assist and an unlikely friendship formed between the Drow ranger and the dwelling scarab.

A few years later, roughly five years ago now, the Queen's Blades came to the Drow cities to recruit capable individuals to fight against the oncoming darkness. Dread Fang's friend, the Drow Ranger, volunteered to join them and he came to visit the scarab hive one last time. He asked and Dread Fang accepted. Ever since, the dwelling scarab has been in service of the Queen's Blades and has seen more of the surface world than he ever dreamed he would see.

Two years past, the Drow ranger was killed in an ambush by bandits. Dread Fang was lagging behind and had sensed the criminals too late. He stalked the group for days and picked them off one by one, leaving a trail of corpses through the countryside of Liveria, until they were all dead. None escaped the scarab's vendetta. When the honor-killings were done, his deal with the ranger was technically fulfilled, but Dread Fang decided to return to Renalta regardless and reported for service. In the Drow ranger's name, he would carry on his work to protect the world – and by extension, his hive.

During his time with the Queen's Blades, Dread Fang has learned more about society and culture. The game of chess piqued his interest and he spends most of his free time learning how to play, carefully moving the pieces around with his front limbs against anyone willing to play.

Motivation: To honor the memory of the Drow ranger and to protect his hive from the demonic threat.

Traits & Equipment


General Traits
– Stealthy: Dwelling scarabs are natural ambush predators.
--Sharp: I repeat: ambush predators. They prefer to take out their target in one strike.
--Slippery: When things don't go their way, dwelling scarabs know how to get out of trouble and retreat.

Unique Traits
Predator in the Dark: Dread Fang is a dwelling scarab, something that obviously sets him apart from humanoid species. Their three pairs of hind limbs make dwelling scarabs dextrous and agile, capable of sure-footed movement over difficult terrain and the pair of scything front limbs are powerful weapons, sharp as fresh-forged blades. And when things get really personal, Dread Fang's titular maw rends flesh like butter.
Brightscythe: Dwelling scarabs are born telepaths. They communicate soundlessly with words that enter the mind, not the ear, and sense the presence of other minds. This is how they hunt in the dark, as their vision is lacking (though they have fine hearing and a sharp sense of smell). It is their most potent evolutionary adaptation and defining characteristic.

Equipment List
Dread Fang's body is all the equipment he needs. His scything arms and fangs are his weapons and his chitinous exoskeleton is his armor. Sometimes he allows his allies to strap a few bags to his side so he can help carry supplies that would slow others down.

Personal Section


Romance: As an eight-limbed, predatory scarab, I doubt there will be much call for romance.
Does the Kouri Plushie exist?: Yes? No? Maybe?

Signature: Hank.
I would like to note that the infamous Spam Awards were not Contra's idea -- they were mine. Contra decided to actually carry them out and regretted it immensely by the end. I consider it my greatest contribution (and flame-baiting masterpiece) to the Guild.
Of course everyone thinks Jaime will be part of the trial-by-combat... I'm not a book-reader myself, but the title of episode 8, The Mountain and the Viper, tells me all I need to know.
Didn't call my mother. Spent most of the day with her instead. So... 6 hours for me?
I'll be the judge of that.
In Countries 12 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
If I were a country, I'm pretty sure I would be Uganda or something. What's the most violent, unstable country in the world?
Smiral said
oh my god what is thiswhat am I looking at right now


That's your generation, Smiral. These are the people that will be your co-workers, the mothers of the other kids in your children's class, the secretary at the dentist. Everything you despise and will be forced to share a society with for the rest of your life.
Darog the Badger God said
I would care, but my cares have always been with Hannibal.They got its renewal for a third season 8D


Oh, really? That's excellent news.
Jorick said
This is a horrible game idea. Here, let me outline why that is, just to make sure you understand.First of all, how exactly do you measure how long winded someone is? Just typing a long post does not in and of itself make one long winded. Some topics require the fullness of a long explanation for one to get their thoughts and opinions out there. For instance, if the topic at hand is anything about religion, politics, or other other hot button issues, I would posit that longer pieces of speech are expected on the matter since there are so many angles to cover. Is one truly long winded in such circumstances? Say a single paragraph is the expectation for an average, non-controversial topic, but the average expectation for a post on religion is more like five paragraphs. Making a six paragraph long post in a religion thread would be considered long winded by those who do not understand the environment or are not used to it, but it would fall within standard deviation of an average post length, so would it in fact be long winded? I would say no, but the fact that others might say yes leads me to my second point.The entire premise is far too subjective to make a game, something that has winners and losers, out of it. Some think anything more than a single line of text is long winded. Some think a fifteen paragraph post is perfectly fine. Some people think being long winded is more about the actual thoughts you're presenting versus the time it takes to explain them, such that explaining a complex issue in three paragraphs is not actually long winded whilst expanding "I like cookies" into a four sentence explanation would indeed be long winded. Once you set up some way to measure the length of one's wind, perhaps by direct comparison to a post of my own creation such as Captain Jordan suggested, the problem then becomes judgment. Who would be rendering such judgment? You? Pfft, a single judge is no solid basis for deciding the winner of a game or contest, and you're biased by association with me. A panel of others to judge? Similar problems present themselves, potential biases and uncertainty of their subjective measure of how long winded someone is, plus the whole rigamarole of finding people who would actually want to bother to take the time to do such judging. Public voting? Good fucking luck getting that to work out in any reasonable way, because public voting is notoriously awful.Let's play pretend though, to continue the premise. Let's say you decide how exactly to measure how long winded someone is, which I doubt you can do, and then you figure out a reasonable way to render judgment, which I also doubt is feasible, how exactly would you keep things on a level playing field for the competitors? Having a post of my own for others to compare their nonsense to would be utterly unfair, for instance, because they could type whatever nonsense they felt like until their character/word/paragraph count was higher. Giving just a theme and telling people to get typing would also be problematic, because of that whole subjectivity thing. Say you gave the topic of gay marriage and told people to get on it. Someone might write a five page essay in which they delve into complex socioeconomic issues, whereas I write a five page essay that could be boiled down into "I support gay marriage and also I like girl on girl porn a lot," each with the same exact number of paragraphs and so forth, who would be the winner there? Logically I would have to be the winner because I took equal time to say less, and the core of being long winded is taking far too much time to say something, but I would have just rambled about semi-related nonsense while the other person actually put work into it. You could try maybe giving a specific argument with specific points that can be included along with nothing else, but then that would be stupidly limiting and ruin everything. There's just no good way to make sure everyone is on equal footing, thus the entire game/contest premise is destroyed because there is no chance of fair play. And if you say "but it's just a game, it doesn't have to be fair, blah blah blah" lemme just say it straight right now: fuck you. If you're gonna run this motherfucker, you're gonna do it right.Of course, that leads to one inevitable conclusion: you cannot run this motherfucker right, therefore you should not do it at all. The horrid subjectivity of the subject matter, the troubles with trying to get impartial judges, and the issues with giving all competitors equal chances all make it a giant clusterfuck that won't ever work. I mean, honestly, it's such a dumb concept to begin with I don't know why you even bothered to make this thread in the first place. Have a little self respect, don't just throw shit at the walls and see what sticks. You don't want to be lumped in with those horrid randumb kids, do you? Seriously, go back to the drawing board and give a little thought to your ideas next time, or don't bother at all.~5000 characters on why this idea is dumb, and I could have added a few more points in there to pad it out even more. I'm a little shit.


you are so gay
Bunnita said
Hiiiiiiiiii~~!!^-^~BOING!!!~ I wants to be a last of a floating city undying children! Cuz MEEE!!! xDD K. ~Later~~!!


EnsoNoctis said
Alright, we have one!!! Again, if you have any questions about the plot, I will answer to the best of my ability, and until I get at least six people who would be interested in doing this, I won't be revealing any more than the bare essentials.


Keep in mind you posted this roleplay in the Advanced section, EnsoNoctis. Bunnita looks decidedly way out of their league here. It's important to maintain some semblance of standards on this site before it all goes to hell.
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