Hank

My Pms... :(

50.

Errr...

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The avatar is from 300: Rise of an Empire, the signature is from Centurion. Why do I know this? Ancient history movies fuck yeeaaahh

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Taaj said
Things Taaj has done that Hank has never done, item #57. Given a blowjob.

Well...

No, you're right. Been on the receiving end of a blowjob, though.

But I have been to the doctor -- where did you get that idea, idlehands? I've just never had to pee in a cup (for a drug test or otherwise).

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Taaj said This morning I peed in a cup

Things Taaj has done that I have never done, item #56.

Resistance: A Tale of Tyranny and Freedom in Spam

Jorick has a (not so) surprisingly good grasp on the personalities of the various Spammers he's turned into characters for this Homerian epic. By translating certain real characteristics to powers, strengths or behavior, it's a symbolically poignant story.

For example, he made orc-Hank's prime trait his endurance. He's been beat up an ungodly amount, but still stands. Why is this relevant? Because I'm pretty sure I still hold the record (which, since GuildFall, cannot be broken any longer) of user with the most infraction points who is still active. I incurred 14 of the damn points, I was permabanned twice, once for nine months, and I'm still here. Why? Because I have/had powerful friends. My enemies aren't defeated by me, but by my allies (see Smiral). I just take the beating.

Jorick is a clever boy.

Resistance: A Tale of Tyranny and Freedom in Spam

Drakel said
I like the story you made thus far Jorick. I'm a bit unsure where you're going with my character though I hope you'll do good. Other than that you got a good thing here man. Keep the good work going.That is all. :)

Two options: your character is going to become a dragon, or Drakel is bound for an early grave.

Legend of Renalta 2: Reborn

Eastern Watch Tower

Dread Fang balked initially when the bomb-tinkerer turned out to be an illusion, his claws sinking into nothing but cloth and wood. What sorcery was this? He retracted his bladed arms and stepped back, his thorax low to the ground, arms tucked close -- a defensive posture. He assessed the situation again, his head moving this way and that. The two crows were... half-orcs? As the illusion fell away, Dread Fang could sense their minds, like a veil being torn off. Very strange. But nevermind them; the big orc declared war and turned to face Zayne and the scarab. A much more immediate threat.

Fortunately, Child came to their aid, the strange warrior throwing one of her weapons at the orc. Dread Fang seized the opportunity and pounced forward, his six legs propelling him forward. The orc was in a precarious position now, with a blade being tossed at him from one direction, and a predatory scarab lunging for him from another. Dread Fang wasn't sure whether his scything arms would be capable of punching through the orc's steel plate, but he had learned about armor during his time above ground. He aimed between the plates, hoping to sink his blades into the orc's chest where the cuirass met the pauldrons.

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Dervish said
Maybe can convince her to turn from Toellner's futile cause and support the only hope in hell to alleviate the conditions of this crime-ridden shithole of a country. Those who oppose the Peacemakers simply do not yet appreciate the value of a functioning economy and running water.

I smell fabulous, whereas Hank smells like the gutter outside of the tavern. Not a difficult choice.

But at least I am free!

Resistance: A Tale of Tyranny and Freedom in Spam

Eat shit, Dervish.

How about that Game of Thrones episode?

Since the North is the most interesting place in Westeros and Essos combined, yes, I was excited. And it was awesome.