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Quick everyone, PM Mahz with your wishlist for Guild updates and new features. The more the better. In fact, send him a PM about it every day. Make that every hour. Chop chop!
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Welcome back, Hecate!
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To all the homies in Florida -- stay safe out there. Now is not the time to wrangle an alligator and surf it down the flooded streets. I know, it's hard to resist the urge.
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Calling all ELDEN RING players: roleplayerguild.com/topics/…
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Bio
On the old version of the Guild I was the record holder for 'Most Infraction Points Without Being Permabanned'. 
My primary roleplaying genres are fantasy and science fiction. Big fan of The Elder Scrolls, The Lord of the Rings, Warhammer 40,000, Mass Effect, Fallout and others.
My primary roleplaying genres are fantasy and science fiction. Big fan of The Elder Scrolls, The Lord of the Rings, Warhammer 40,000, Mass Effect, Fallout and others.
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Or saving strength and being satisfied with 2-0 or something like that. We had a massive vendetta against Spain after the botched finals 4 years ago -- I'm sure that had something to do with it.
ImANargleHunter said
I keep having dreams where I'll have or adopt a child and everything is swell, but then halfway through I realize I am sixteen and am horrified because I can't provide for them AND I AM ONLY SIXTEEN. Who would let a sixteen year-old adopt a child.
Don't try to question dream logic. It doesn't work.
Kangaroo said
We've only played 3 games against each other though. 1 win, 2 draws.
Oh yeah, this is one of our weakest teams for nearly a decade, which is really saying something.
I look forward to the massacre.
You do? Really?
Extraordinary. We'll have to do something about that.
Extraordinary. We'll have to do something about that.
Why would you root for Spain? They've already won everything on the international stage the past 6 years (and fuck tiki-taka).
The Orange Wedding (Spain 1 - 5 Netherlands, "van Gaal sends his regards", also known as 5PA1N), the Blitzkrieg (Germany 4 - 0 Portugal) and now the dramatic and historic US victory over Ghana last night (USA 2 - 1 Ghana). It's been a good cup so far. So, Americans, getting excited yet? You actually won something!
Reminder that the original Status Thread was made by Sophistikit. Yes, Sophi, of all people.
Doivid said
ch. 6: heartwarming edition (except for the death and stuff)
Cockwarming edition too, by the sounds of it. You dog.
Also, what do I look like, Captain America? Goddamnit Sophi.
Jorick said -book spoiler snip-
Doivid said
not what I was expecting
stop trying to make my 'edgy' jab look inaccurate.
I thought it was funny to expose Zed's tomfoolery, that's all.
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