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1 yr ago
Current It's alive!
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3 yrs ago
Quick everyone, PM Mahz with your wishlist for Guild updates and new features. The more the better. In fact, send him a PM about it every day. Make that every hour. Chop chop!
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3 yrs ago
Welcome back, Hecate!
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4 yrs ago
To all the homies in Florida -- stay safe out there. Now is not the time to wrangle an alligator and surf it down the flooded streets. I know, it's hard to resist the urge.
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4 yrs ago
Calling all ELDEN RING players: roleplayerguild.com/topics/…
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On the old version of the Guild I was the record holder for 'Most Infraction Points Without Being Permabanned'.

My primary roleplaying genres are fantasy and science fiction. Big fan of The Elder Scrolls, The Lord of the Rings, Warhammer 40,000, Mass Effect, Fallout and others.

Most Recent Posts

Joegreenbeen said
You guys still have a couple of months of me!


fuck
ActRaiserTheReturned said
Awkward?
Why?
Someone just jokingly suggested that Elendra's father be orally raped by tons of dicks, and me suggesting that Sora gets horny reading it is somehow offensive or at least more awkward than that? :/


Yes, it is. And if you don't understand that... God have mercy on your soul.
No, I don't think you should watch Game of Thrones. I'm fairly sure you lack the ability to appreciate the complex and layered, occasionally overlapping storylines, extensive character depth and development, or hours upon hours of (very interesting, but to one such as yourself no doubt boring) politics.
SilenceOnMars said
LMAO LOSER
I'd ban everyone and change the front page to a picture of a giant tortilla with a laughing black man blended in saying "GOODBYE RPG"


I honestly thought you were Smiral before I bothered to check your name.
As advised, I revised Aran's history slightly. He flees Altakiril at age 14 now, dodging military conscription by less than a year, and I reduced his current age by a few cycles to reflect that change. Thanks for accepting me! I'm excited to start our lawless piratical space opera adventure.
Cpt Toellner said
I see your set, I want one.


Nobody's stopping you, I think?
Points to you.
As usual.
It's all mine, bitch.
Fuck me up the ass and call me Rory, that's... goddamn. I laughed. And then I cried.
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