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1 yr ago
Current It's alive!
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3 yrs ago
Quick everyone, PM Mahz with your wishlist for Guild updates and new features. The more the better. In fact, send him a PM about it every day. Make that every hour. Chop chop!
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3 yrs ago
Welcome back, Hecate!
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4 yrs ago
To all the homies in Florida -- stay safe out there. Now is not the time to wrangle an alligator and surf it down the flooded streets. I know, it's hard to resist the urge.
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4 yrs ago
Calling all ELDEN RING players: roleplayerguild.com/topics/…
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On the old version of the Guild I was the record holder for 'Most Infraction Points Without Being Permabanned'.

My primary roleplaying genres are fantasy and science fiction. Big fan of The Elder Scrolls, The Lord of the Rings, Warhammer 40,000, Mass Effect, Fallout and others.

Most Recent Posts

Jesus fucking Christ. We won on penalties. We won on penalties. That never happens! This game wasn't good for my health, but at least we're through.
So now we've degraded to caving in to the demands of 15-year-old Canadian girls to tell them they're pretty.
Aran is obviously one of the techies and could use an escort wherever he ends up going.
My own, duh. How is this a question? It's your national anthem.
Looks like my post will have to wait until Sunday. Social butterfly and all that (it's the weekend) -- and on top of that, the Netherlands-Costa Rica game is slated to go down Saturday night.
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In TP, please. 12 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
TP regularly hits the daily post limit and has for years, if I recall correctly. He's a failure in every other aspect of his life as well, so I'm not surprised.
10/10, Dervs. I'll try to write a post tomorrow but it might be delayed until Sunday.
Cpt Toellner said
Alright, favorite cheese?


Gouda cheese, of course.
Cpt Toellner said
Stealing rap lyrics?

Really?


Did you expect a serious answer to that worthless question?

idlehands said Q: How hard are you going to celebrate if the Netherlands take the cup?


Pretty hard. I think it'd be cool to watch the finals on the Museumplein (big square surrounded by the city's major art museums) on a huge screen, assuming we get that far, and the party there will be absolutely biblical if we win.
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