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Dionysian Mystery

STATUS: It's alive! 1 yr ago
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1 yr ago
Current It's alive!
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3 yrs ago
Quick everyone, PM Mahz with your wishlist for Guild updates and new features. The more the better. In fact, send him a PM about it every day. Make that every hour. Chop chop!
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3 yrs ago
Welcome back, Hecate!
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4 yrs ago
To all the homies in Florida -- stay safe out there. Now is not the time to wrangle an alligator and surf it down the flooded streets. I know, it's hard to resist the urge.
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4 yrs ago
Calling all ELDEN RING players: roleplayerguild.com/topics/…
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Bio

On the old version of the Guild I was the record holder for 'Most Infraction Points Without Being Permabanned'.

My primary roleplaying genres are fantasy and science fiction. Big fan of The Elder Scrolls, The Lord of the Rings, Warhammer 40,000, Mass Effect, Fallout and others.

Most Recent Posts

In Who watched Death Note? → 12 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
Derpestein said
I can't believe the damn ending.Light was defeated by switching a real death note with a fake one...Are you...Wat. No.


You conveniently leave out all the events that led up to that. Light was forced to start working together with others, delegating tasks to lesser humans and all that, as the net slowly closed in around him. Near exploited that (and Light's growing arrogance and megalomania) to catch him. I thought it was clever.
In Who watched Death Note? → 12 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
Funny, the white-haired midget was my favorite character. I enjoyed his lack of sentiment and unflinching dedication to getting the job done more than L's hybrid genius/nice guy attitude.
In So Megan Fox is April O'Niel → 12 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
Honored Brother said
Why can't he just go back to making Bad Boys 3? I'd watch that.


But Bad Boys II was so bad...
In Mass Effect: Wanted → 12 yrs ago Forum: Advanced Roleplay
My girlfriend's father died earlier this week. His cremation is on Monday and I'll be spending much of my time with my girlfriend and her family. That's life for you. I won't be around to write a post for a little while, I think.
In Why do people age? → 12 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
The simple, obvious answer that hasn't been proposed yet (I believe) is that without death there can no evolution, no change and no progress. Forests burn to make place for new life that rises from its ashes, predators keep grazing herbivore populations in check and senescence prevents overpopulation in all things. Stars are born and die, mountains rise and fall, and life inevitably ends in death from which new things are born.

It also probably has something to do with entropy and that a system in which all life is infinite would be unsustainable, but I digress.
In Why the hell... → 12 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
Or you should just leave.
In Man, we are almost at 10,000 users! → 12 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
User #14. Sub-20 master race.
In Time to learn Dominion → 12 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
I love Dominion.
In I didn't even know Woodkid had a new music video out → 12 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
Doivid said
are you drunk


I don't drink.
In I didn't even know Woodkid had a new music video out → 12 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
SHUT THE FUCK UP IF YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT YOU CALIFORNIAN KRABBY PATTY
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