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1 yr ago
Current It's alive!
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3 yrs ago
Quick everyone, PM Mahz with your wishlist for Guild updates and new features. The more the better. In fact, send him a PM about it every day. Make that every hour. Chop chop!
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3 yrs ago
Welcome back, Hecate!
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4 yrs ago
To all the homies in Florida -- stay safe out there. Now is not the time to wrangle an alligator and surf it down the flooded streets. I know, it's hard to resist the urge.
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4 yrs ago
Calling all ELDEN RING players: roleplayerguild.com/topics/…
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On the old version of the Guild I was the record holder for 'Most Infraction Points Without Being Permabanned'.

My primary roleplaying genres are fantasy and science fiction. Big fan of The Elder Scrolls, The Lord of the Rings, Warhammer 40,000, Mass Effect, Fallout and others.

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mdk said
Interesting true fact for your arousal: Beer is directly responsible for 99% of rapes in the country, and 82% of abortions.


Beer isn't responsible for rape. Being a remorseless cunt is what's responsible for rape.
Taaj said
She really does look like she's panting.


And then some.
In TES Online 12 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
Played it before, thought it was incredibly boring.
The Nexerus said
I think we have fundamentally different values, and any attempt by either side to convince the other is going to fail. To me, religious restrictions are in greater need of reverence than dietary ones.


Religious restrictions deserve no reverence at all and it is up to the religious person in question to prepare their own food if they're going to apply arbitrary, non-health related restrictions. Dietary restrictions born out of a personal conviction (like veganism) also deserve no reverence or consideration from others. Only when your health is actually at stake (like being allergic to gluten or lactose intolerant) should others be considerate.
Yeah, guys. Postpostpost.
8/10 yeeeee
Card said
inb4hank


That won't be necessary anymore.

As for the topic: girl no pls keep the lightning away from me i have special eyes
Yep.
We don't like nat, we just can't get rid of him.
Class: Mage
Saved Level: 1
Current Level: 1
XP: 0

Name: Hieronymo Sondar.
Outfit: A mask in the shape of a skull and antlers.

Stats:
Grace: +1
Heart: -1
Might: 0
Spark: +2
Unity: 0

Armour: 1.
Health:
Lightly Injured 3/3
Heavily Injured 3/3

Bonds:

Gear: Rations x2, Adventure Gear, Leather Armor, Barbed Falchion (2-harm, close).

Moves: Cantrips, naturally, and Blood Magic.

Relations: A trio of friendly rival mages.
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