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1 yr ago
Current It's alive!
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3 yrs ago
Quick everyone, PM Mahz with your wishlist for Guild updates and new features. The more the better. In fact, send him a PM about it every day. Make that every hour. Chop chop!
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3 yrs ago
Welcome back, Hecate!
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4 yrs ago
To all the homies in Florida -- stay safe out there. Now is not the time to wrangle an alligator and surf it down the flooded streets. I know, it's hard to resist the urge.
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4 yrs ago
Calling all ELDEN RING players: roleplayerguild.com/topics/…
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On the old version of the Guild I was the record holder for 'Most Infraction Points Without Being Permabanned'.

My primary roleplaying genres are fantasy and science fiction. Big fan of The Elder Scrolls, The Lord of the Rings, Warhammer 40,000, Mass Effect, Fallout and others.

Most Recent Posts

In TOO MANY ARAB 12 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
Doivid said
I almost did but then I'd feel like I was Hank.


Since when do I do shit lik--

oh it's because i make so many racist jokes against arabs, isn't it

has nothing to do with the humor

just the superficial relation to racism

well fuck you
Sure, you can talk to me.
Hard to tell with someone like you.
Magic Magnum said
Oh hello Hank, I see you're still the same as usual. :P


Your avatar is ironic, I assume?
Magic Magnum said
I knew he was calling me a nerd. It was just said in a way that seemed to imply the spam community wasn't as well. And to clarify before something heats up, whenever I call someone 'Geek' or 'Nerd' I don't mean it as an insult but as a compliment.It's when I'm calling something a Normie that I'm insulting somebody.


oh my god you are literally aids
In September 12 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
That's pretty typical of land climates in general, Kaga. Spring and autumn always seem to skip the middle ground.
In The Fappening 12 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
ActRaiserTheReturned said
It's unethical shenanigans but not a crime, unless their under age, like one of them was.


Maroney was allegedly underage when several of the pictures were taken, according to her spokesperson... which would make the distribution of those pictures a felony.

Since everyone here dismisses this event as something insigificant that they don't care about (because it's totally cool and edgy to deride celebrity culture as nonsense, I get it, I really do), I'm going to educate the lot of you on why this is actually something important. It's leaks like this that epitomize the death of privacy and the dangers of a fully digital society, where everything is stored remotely and is theoretically accessible by anyone. I'm sure everyone has at some point looked at cloud storage services and thought "but what if it gets hacked?" but how many of you have given that serious thought? We can assume that most/all of these celebrities whose precious nude photos were leaked had automatic cloud storage/backup enabled on their phones and never thought about the consequences. It takes big, widely publicized shit like this to cause change in societies. Now that Jennifer Lawrence's tits are out on the internet against her will, people all over the world are suddenly paying attention to cloud storage and digital crime. Most people are of course decrying these leaks as massive invasions of privacy that are morally wrong, but we also see just how much interest it generates and how much demand there apparently is for this kind of stuff. Paparazzi are already outdated -- why bother taking the pictures when you can just steal the ones the celebrities take themselves?

Is it apparently that easy? Is all your precious and private information and data just a few clicks away from a hacker to take advantage of? It seems so, if you're not careful about where you store your stuff. That's why the Fappening is important. It marks the moment in history in which the average citizenry of America becomes aware of the new kind of society we live in.

Also, J-Law's tits. Fuck yeah.
Y'all hombres need to remember that Mahz is currently in Mexico and I think he's moving from job/assignment to job/assignment there. Not exactly a stable situation to work from.
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