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1 yr ago
Current It's alive!
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3 yrs ago
Quick everyone, PM Mahz with your wishlist for Guild updates and new features. The more the better. In fact, send him a PM about it every day. Make that every hour. Chop chop!
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3 yrs ago
Welcome back, Hecate!
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4 yrs ago
To all the homies in Florida -- stay safe out there. Now is not the time to wrangle an alligator and surf it down the flooded streets. I know, it's hard to resist the urge.
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4 yrs ago
Calling all ELDEN RING players: roleplayerguild.com/topics/…
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On the old version of the Guild I was the record holder for 'Most Infraction Points Without Being Permabanned'.

My primary roleplaying genres are fantasy and science fiction. Big fan of The Elder Scrolls, The Lord of the Rings, Warhammer 40,000, Mass Effect, Fallout and others.

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Well, I started the animals-in-suits avatar/signature bandwagon craze, the RPG Spam Awards and... probably other shit. Those are obviously the best ones, because I made them.
Jorick said
I'm only counting people who have been recently active, because reasons.10. Darog9. Card8. Sora7. Dervish6. Holmes5. Smiral4. Idlehands3. Brovo2. Doivid1. Elendra


you fucking cunt
idlehands said
Why would people hate you for being in love with him?


How wonderfully naive.
Are concealed carry permits a thing where you live?
Taaj said
Damon wasn't. I'd fap to him if I could fap.


Can confirm. There would sometimes be small intakes of breath whenever Damon did his eye-thing when Taaj and I were watching TVD together. I could practically hear her vagina start lubricating.
Doivid said
I am a gentleman.


No, you are a Californian.
In Any LGBTQ? 12 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
Snails are about as closely related to humans as daffodils. Their gender system has no bearing on that of ours, which has been a binary system for the entire evolutionary history of the order of mammals -- and even before that.
In Any LGBTQ? 12 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
I personally think that "non-binary" is a ridiculous concept that doesn't exist and people who feel neither man nor woman have other, unidentified issues going on. Mother nature, in every species of mammal and many other animals besides, assigns us a gender. There is no middle ground and there never has been. That you can be assigned the wrong gender is something I'm willing to accept, but rejecting both male and female is just silly.
I can assure you it's entirely SFW.
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