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1 yr ago
Current It's alive!
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3 yrs ago
Quick everyone, PM Mahz with your wishlist for Guild updates and new features. The more the better. In fact, send him a PM about it every day. Make that every hour. Chop chop!
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3 yrs ago
Welcome back, Hecate!
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4 yrs ago
To all the homies in Florida -- stay safe out there. Now is not the time to wrangle an alligator and surf it down the flooded streets. I know, it's hard to resist the urge.
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4 yrs ago
Calling all ELDEN RING players: roleplayerguild.com/topics/…
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Bio

On the old version of the Guild I was the record holder for 'Most Infraction Points Without Being Permabanned'.

My primary roleplaying genres are fantasy and science fiction. Big fan of The Elder Scrolls, The Lord of the Rings, Warhammer 40,000, Mass Effect, Fallout and others.

Most Recent Posts

In Mahz's Dev Journal 11 yrs ago Forum: News
I access the site on my mobile a lot. A mobile version would be great. Side request: Delete the Spam section. It's just one guy jerking himself off over and over.
The Nexerus
Yeah, you really should stop wanking it like that in there, Nex.
The oldest mortal in Tamriel is a Dunmer, Divayth Fyr, clocking in at four thousand years. Just throwing that out there. Of course, this means he was born an Altmer, then traveled with the Chimer people to Morrowind, and only became a Dunmer when Azura cursed the entire race.
In Totem 11 yrs ago Forum: Advanced Roleplay
I'm not an advocate of taking strict turns. It hampers natural dialogue and interaction between characters. However, I don't know if clark has any plans right now. Do you, clark?
How is this even remotely funny?
ASTA
There's a guide I can help you through if you want. Here's the first step, consider it a freebie. 1. Have a sense of humor.
Gwazi Magnum
No, see, Gwazi, we have that down pat, the whole sense-of-humor thing. One usually combines it with something like tact or sanity to achieve desired results. Using dead tyrants as marionettes to create an argument exclusively between yourself to the point of getting yourself banned because you repeatedly ignore warnings from other users that a) that isn't allowed and b) it's also not allowed to sling racial slurs everywhere is not funny.
That's the most autistic thing I've ever heard.
When did I ever wish death upon people?
The Nexerus has a reputation for being a massive cunt in any given situation. He doesn't troll, he's just an asshole. And, to be honest, that post took it a little far. We all like to make fun of Gwazi (none so more than me), but there are limits.
When you get exposed to enough people who hate your guts you learn to tune it out. No one get's helped by letting haters influence and control them.
Gwazi Magnum
No, they do get helped that way. I'd explain to you how and why, but you're too fucking idiotic and socially retarded to ever conceivably understand it. It irritates me to think you are alive somewhere, living and breathing. If I heard that you died, I would crack a smile.
The Nexerus
As far as I'm concerned that makes you completely new, especially considering how much things have changed since then. Welcome back.
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