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1 yr ago
Current It's alive!
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3 yrs ago
Quick everyone, PM Mahz with your wishlist for Guild updates and new features. The more the better. In fact, send him a PM about it every day. Make that every hour. Chop chop!
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3 yrs ago
Welcome back, Hecate!
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4 yrs ago
To all the homies in Florida -- stay safe out there. Now is not the time to wrangle an alligator and surf it down the flooded streets. I know, it's hard to resist the urge.
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4 yrs ago
Calling all ELDEN RING players: roleplayerguild.com/topics/…
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On the old version of the Guild I was the record holder for 'Most Infraction Points Without Being Permabanned'.

My primary roleplaying genres are fantasy and science fiction. Big fan of The Elder Scrolls, The Lord of the Rings, Warhammer 40,000, Mass Effect, Fallout and others.

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ImANargleHunter said
That's a man's ideal though. Not a woman's.


Big generalization there. Careful with that.
Sex sells. Women will always be objectified in some entertainment products. Guys will keep buying them. Nothing to be done.

EDIT: Besides, guys are constantly sexually objectified in videogames as well. Practically every single male protagonist in action games is a buff, good looking or overly intimidating and highly masculine guy. It works both ways.
In Ancestry 12 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
idlehands said
Hellis...I have to know. Vikings? Plz?


My estranged anonymous father is Norwegian. That's all I know about him, though.
In Ancestry 12 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
I'm a descendant of Johannes Vermeer, famous Dutch painter.
In ffs snow. 12 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
Shy said
You decide North and South off the Civil War? Well that's interesting.


She must be from the south.
Turtlicious said
Yeah mostly, it's actually hard to find people who don't find me very offensive.


That's sad. You're sad.
Meanwhile in the Netherlands...



That translates to very mild. Temperatures are in celsius.
Don't fucking remind me I'm so alo--

Oh, wait, I have a date the day after tomorrow.
Esper said
People like you for your blunt nature most likely and/or dry humour.


That doesn't make me their friend, does it? We can start with the first post of the thread, Turt's own list. I'm on there because I "don't get butthurt". Is that the only qualification necessary for me to be his friend?
I'm on so many more lists than I should be.
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