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1 yr ago
Current It's alive!
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3 yrs ago
Quick everyone, PM Mahz with your wishlist for Guild updates and new features. The more the better. In fact, send him a PM about it every day. Make that every hour. Chop chop!
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3 yrs ago
Welcome back, Hecate!
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4 yrs ago
To all the homies in Florida -- stay safe out there. Now is not the time to wrangle an alligator and surf it down the flooded streets. I know, it's hard to resist the urge.
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4 yrs ago
Calling all ELDEN RING players: roleplayerguild.com/topics/…
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On the old version of the Guild I was the record holder for 'Most Infraction Points Without Being Permabanned'.

My primary roleplaying genres are fantasy and science fiction. Big fan of The Elder Scrolls, The Lord of the Rings, Warhammer 40,000, Mass Effect, Fallout and others.

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I see and use kek all the time in multiplayer videogames, usually when someone fucks up. Topkek is reserved for a fail of the week.
Well, I imagine the easy fix would be to separate screen names from usernames. Like, you'd sign in with your shitty, number filled username, but you could set the actual name that appears to everyone else to be whatever you want, even if someone else already uses that name. Sure, this could lead to impersonation and shit, but plenty of sites like youtube already have verification type stuff, so I'm not sure it'd be that big of a deal.

Or maybe in the strange new future of 20XX, we'll all be forced by our supreme overlords to each have some semblance of originality

And thus the second Dark Ages will truly begin


So, basically the system Steam uses?
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You're an asshat. Feel free to quote me.



Done.
Eh, I don't think this roleplay is going to hold itself to the standard I want after all. I won't be joining. Have fun, y'all!
I doubt you'll find a lot of Asian media based on Greek mythology. Every culture is fascinated with its own history, and Western culture his no different.
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wow, I masturbate to midget porn on the regular


wtf man
@Hank you know that particular word isn't allowed here, so ima have to hide yo post. Tsk, tsk.


Hey, man, it was a quote. You can say anything in a quote!
In Hello! 11 yrs ago Forum: Introduce Yourself
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Quebecois, born and bred, but I did learn English as a child. I just like using the whole vocabulary. Too many years of academic study will give you weird grammatical habits. :P


Yeah, I'm pretty sure I still do it myself (native Dutch speaker). Welcome to the Guild.
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It's a little mysterious.

I think you might be mistaking Clirkus for the transgendered one with long hair and glasses.

You know.

Hank.




I'll gladly rawdog it in your asshole, pretty boy, if it'll help you remember the difference between me and Marik.
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