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- Old Guild Username: Hank
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It's alive!
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3 yrs ago
Quick everyone, PM Mahz with your wishlist for Guild updates and new features. The more the better. In fact, send him a PM about it every day. Make that every hour. Chop chop!
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3 yrs ago
Welcome back, Hecate!
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4 yrs ago
To all the homies in Florida -- stay safe out there. Now is not the time to wrangle an alligator and surf it down the flooded streets. I know, it's hard to resist the urge.
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4 yrs ago
Calling all ELDEN RING players: roleplayerguild.com/topics/…
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Bio
On the old version of the Guild I was the record holder for 'Most Infraction Points Without Being Permabanned'. 
My primary roleplaying genres are fantasy and science fiction. Big fan of The Elder Scrolls, The Lord of the Rings, Warhammer 40,000, Mass Effect, Fallout and others.
My primary roleplaying genres are fantasy and science fiction. Big fan of The Elder Scrolls, The Lord of the Rings, Warhammer 40,000, Mass Effect, Fallout and others.
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I'm sure the admin will fix that sometime.
gj you unfucked it mahz
Mahz said
Everyone's so good looking.Must be why roleplayers have such an easy time in highschool.
At least you get to see some monkeys.
Since it's been about 5 years since I've made an introduction thread on the old Guild, we can do the whole thing again.
Hi. My name is Hank, I'm 20 years old, I live in Amsterdam. I've been a nuisance to the Guild community since 2008. I don't roleplay very often (but I play in Advanced when I do) -- most of my time is spent in the Spam section. I like long walks on the beach, expensive cocktails and waking up after sundown. My favorite author is Khaled Hosseini and if Prague was anthropomorphic, I'd put my dick in it.
Catch me later, homeboys.
Hi. My name is Hank, I'm 20 years old, I live in Amsterdam. I've been a nuisance to the Guild community since 2008. I don't roleplay very often (but I play in Advanced when I do) -- most of my time is spent in the Spam section. I like long walks on the beach, expensive cocktails and waking up after sundown. My favorite author is Khaled Hosseini and if Prague was anthropomorphic, I'd put my dick in it.
Catch me later, homeboys.
As found in Jorick's handy compilation thread:
It is Mahz's intention to allow GMs to customize their RP's tabs as they see fit eventually.
Mahz said I like this feature. It's an open-ended tool. Ideally, roleplays would be self-contained ecosystems like little pools of subforum recursion.
I haven't much pondered what that could actually look like, but arbitrary tabs are a good start.
It is Mahz's intention to allow GMs to customize their RP's tabs as they see fit eventually.
Cordi said I have no tits to speak of. Hopefully Hank's an ass man.
Then show me your ass.
Magic Magnum said
Those have to be done on purpose, just look at the way they're standing and the look on their faces.
Who stands straight up with their arms crossed while they're getting a blowjob though?
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Comprehensive List of Requested Features - Please read before making a new request thread
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12 yrs ago
Forum: Suggestions/Problems
Jorick said Soon Holmes will be terrorizing the newbies and Grif will get himself a permaban for repeated flaming offenses.
We shall rue the day, I'm sure.
cough
genghismike said
Why do you have an image of Bea and I as your sig?
are you implying you're puppycat
i mean
really
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