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So am I the only one who thought of whales unloading into ponies' mouths when reading Nat's post?
You're gross.
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On the old version of the Guild I was the record holder for 'Most Infraction Points Without Being Permabanned'. 
My primary roleplaying genres are fantasy and science fiction. Big fan of The Elder Scrolls, The Lord of the Rings, Warhammer 40,000, Mass Effect, Fallout and others.
My primary roleplaying genres are fantasy and science fiction. Big fan of The Elder Scrolls, The Lord of the Rings, Warhammer 40,000, Mass Effect, Fallout and others.
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You're gross.
You could easily pass for a girl. 
It's celebrated a little in the city center in Amsterdam. There's a few Irish pubs there who put on a good show and slash their prices... but only tourists go there, really. I'm going round to a lady's house with a bottle of wine instead. Much more my idea of a good time.
Congratulations.
Hank is short for Hank J Wimbleton.
As for my avatar, Thranduil is one sexy motherfucker.
As for my avatar, Thranduil is one sexy motherfucker.
You asshole. That completely defeats the purpose of the thread!
Cayden Black said the only girl in the group announcing she was undressed and then logged out on us... Was my voice just used by someone?
I don't know about you, but whenever that happens to me (which, yes, does happen), I think it's hot as hell.
Drastic choices had to be made.
I already burned through four different jobs by the time I turned 20. Not sure if that's a good or a bad thing.
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