Hank is a Moderator. They assist users and keep the forum running smoothly. They have power across all forums.
Avatar of Hank

Status

Recent Statuses

1 yr ago
Current It's alive!
4 likes
3 yrs ago
Quick everyone, PM Mahz with your wishlist for Guild updates and new features. The more the better. In fact, send him a PM about it every day. Make that every hour. Chop chop!
4 likes
3 yrs ago
Welcome back, Hecate!
5 likes
4 yrs ago
To all the homies in Florida -- stay safe out there. Now is not the time to wrangle an alligator and surf it down the flooded streets. I know, it's hard to resist the urge.
7 likes
4 yrs ago
Calling all ELDEN RING players: roleplayerguild.com/topics/…
4 likes

Bio

On the old version of the Guild I was the record holder for 'Most Infraction Points Without Being Permabanned'.

My primary roleplaying genres are fantasy and science fiction. Big fan of The Elder Scrolls, The Lord of the Rings, Warhammer 40,000, Mass Effect, Fallout and others.

Most Recent Posts

I created this roleplay because I'm a little rusty myself (as is Asyrdar, for example). I don't mind, I think both of your posts were fine and I'll be the first to admit I didn't give you an awful lot to work with.
>asks why everyone is so good looking
>proceeds to have gorgeous eyes

You cheeky girl, you.
And we're off! Azathoth, you play a special role for now as the last member of the troupe to be approached by Thaddeus. Edward will be the source of our first clue. Everyone else, arrive in Merryspring as you see fit. Interact with each other. Make some friends.
They had all met him in different circumstances but all of them were drawn to this man and his mission. Ever Watchful, he had interpreted the signs and feared that something terrible was happening. Each one of his newfound comrades had their own motivations but what united them now was their purpose. He had told them to meet at a village, in a particular inn, on a specific day.

Meanwhile, the Watchful Man had one last errand to make, one last person to seek out – the first clue, the catalyst of the adventure. A young man, a farmhand, who had left his home after a terrible attack. A man who carried a blade of un-human make...

It is no coincidence that this young man had decided to rest at the very inn the Watchful Man had directed all his other companions towards. In a village southeast of Woodhaven, a town called Merryspring, this adventure could start in earnest...

The inn was called the Galvanizing Spirit. Not entirely inappropriately named – the innkeeper boasted to serve the strongest drinks in all of Brackenhorst. It was bustling with activity at this hour, the sun low to the horizon. Plenty of weary farmers and other townsfolk eager for a drink to end the day on a positive note.

Thaddeus approached the inn and the folks on the street made way for him, that striking man, his eyes piercing and vivid with purpose. They knew he was up to something. Thaddeus the Watchful was always up to something but this time it was important. He swung open the doors to the inn and stepped inside, his eyes adjusting to pierce the gloom. Lots of heads turned from their drinks momentarily and a few eyes widened as they recognized the ranger, but people knew better than to ask questions. Thaddeus inspected the crowd, his eyes flitting from people's faces to their hips, looking for that young, strong man with the exotic sword he had been told about...

Ah, there he was. Thaddeus put on his most welcoming smile and sat down on the opposite side of the table Edward was sitting at, eating a hearty meal. “Edward, isn't it? Of Woodhaven? I've heard about you and what happened to you. My name is Thaddeus,” he said, introducing himself. “I'm assembling a crew to investigate the rumors of the return of the orcs. If what I hear is true, then you've come face to face with them yourself and the rumors aren't merely rumors anymore.”

Without waiting for an answer, he pointed to the blade at Edward's hip. “Can I see that?” he asked, his smile widening. “If that blade is what I think it is, it will certainly prove your story true. You can help me, you know,” he added in a more serious tone.

Thaddeus looked around the inn again. Nobody else was here yet. Well, to be fair, he had told them to meet him at this inn at sundown and it wasn't quite that late yet. He wondered when they would arrive...
idlehands said
So glad I can't relate to that.


This.
Shon! Wonderful idea. I would absolutely love a sketch of Thaddeus.
Welcome back! There's a couple of handy links in my signature that may answer any questions you have (and if they don't, ask away).
Azarthes said
I just click on threads aly posts in to see her cats


We all want to see her pussy.
In Typing speed 12 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
Having glanced at the name of the speed test website we're using, I would like to point out to all the lay-dees here that I do indeed have 10 very fast, very skilled fingers.
Ellri said Any thoughts about relations between eleves and dwarves? Are they allies like old eras of middle earth, or more antagonistic like in the modern eras there? or perhaps they outright hate each other?


Elves and dwarves are... well, they're anathema to each other. Elves live in the forest, in harmony with everything that grows, frequently moving through the treetops above the ground or even living there in treehouses carved into the wood. Dwarves are the opposite, existing in the deep dark, far away from the greenery and sunlight of a forest environment. Dwarves and elves don't understand each other very well but they've never clashed or fought wars. The elves have no desire to go underground and the dwarves find little appeal in the elven forests. How much can a shark hate an elephant?
© 2007-2026
BBCode Cheatsheet